..... Misa Yagami
I 3 Light'
"Misa..."
"........"
"Misa?..."
" ......"
"HEY! AIRHEAD!!"
"Yes?"
I sighed, rubbing my head. What in freaking Kira's name does it take for an airheaded blonde to pay attention to what she's doing? She's giving blonde's a bad name! ....giving Airheads a bad name! ....
Sheesh... how can a person, yes with relatively functional braincells, waste their time by googling I'mAGay (note the name in reverse!)? ... I'm not even going to dwell on that. No sense in it. Sure he's cool and sauve.. but seriously, I think the fact that L finds him intruiging is reason enough to suspect the man. And, hello? Does EVERYBODY working this Kira-case miss the evil maniac laugh Light cackles every few days?! How CAN anyone miss that? He does it in the living room, while making coffee, checking his email, texting, in the bathroom (which was very awkward by the way) and even while on the roof. I think they could use that laugh of his in the next "SCREAM" or whatever horror movie comes out next year, the overall rating would shoot up from PG to friggen PG-18 just by that cackle alone.
... but that's not the problem. The fact that Misa just took posession of my Maths homework and been drawing hearts and shitty things all over it, IS. What's with the hearts anyway? Sparkly ones, glittery ones (yes, sparkly and glittery are made into two seperate catagories just for this), round ones and lopsided ones. .. this will be interesting to explain to my professor.
No.
I'm not allowing this.
"Gimme my damned book," I growled, snatching my notepad from her and stuffing it in my bag. Misa's eyes could probably pop out of her skull right now if she wasn't wearing that Extra-Strenght Revlon Mascara (Extra lenght eyelashes and brushes are sold seperately). "Here" I compensated, handing her her own black notebook.
She got all teary-eyed-deer-in-the-wilderness happy again and took out her pink glitter pen. Yes, they still sell glitter pens, people. She started up her writing again.
Misa Amane started writing again, 'Light 4 Misa 4 eva!'
.... Dear Kira, WHEN DOES THE TORTURE END?!? I tried to concentrate on the flickering monitor in front of me. It was still scanning the footage the second Kira sent in for any clues as to the owner's identity.
'I 3 Light Yagami' Misa wrote with glee.
As if his evil sonar picked up a mention of his name, Light was next to us and giving his 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' smirk.... haha, I made that rhyme... shirt... smirk...
"Hi Ladies", Light greeted politely.
"Hi Light!" Misa chirped. I just gave a nod, still grinning internally for beating my personal best at mental poetry. Light looked down to what his girlfriend was writing in her notebook...
It was then when Light realised that Misa was writing on the Death Note...