I wrote this in a stream.
Sniper stood awkwardly in the middle of his pile of books and imported graphic novels, clutching his rabbit ear headband between his hands as he looked at Demoman, his mouth wanting to grin purely from nerves. "I remembered that you said you liked Lucky Star a couple of nights ago, and I…" He fumbled for words, running a hand through his hair. "It's just that I've got every issue here in my van."
"My God," Demoman muttered, his jaw dropping. "I've only got two of them. How did you manage to get each volume?" He strode forward without hesitance, and Sniper felt his entire body relax. He hadn't realized just how tense he had been. "I've been trying for so long!"
"I've got a connection," Sniper admitted. As Demoman knelt down to pick up one of the many books on the floor, Sniper jumped, remembering; he turned to shuffle through his many albums until he found the case he was looking for. "It's got every theme from the anime series on it," he gushed.
Demoman stared at him in awe. "Put it on before I die."
Sniper put the album on and instantly the beautiful voice of Aya Hirano filled his trailer. Sniper bit his bottom lip and pressed his rabbit ear headband into Demoman's hands before he burst, the lyrics pouring forth from him like water from a broken dam. "Aimai san senchi sorya punitte koto kai? Cho!"
Demoman grabbed Sniper's hand, laughing as he joined, his rabbit ears bouncing. "Rappingu ga seifuku… da furitte kotanai pu~"
"Ganbacchau?"
"Yacchacchau?"
"Son tokkya kyacchi ando ririsu yo! I SAY, WHOO—"
"YOU SAY, WHOO—"
Sniper grabbed Demoman's other hand and pressed his face close to the other man's, grinning. "No tanima ni darling, darling, FREEEEEZE," they sang simultaneously.
"My God, you're amazing," Demoman said before he kissed Sniper, pushing him toward the bed. Sniper staggered and fell, and dragged Demoman down with him. "It's so fucking hot when a man sings Motteke Sailor Fuku," he groaned.
"I know," Sniper moaned, "I know— I can't even control my boner right now ughhh."
THEN THEY FUCKED ALL OVER.