"My name is Zak Bagans. I've never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video...With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and our equipment tech Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn...Raw...Extreme...These are our Ghost Adventures."
Zak recited the usual introduction while Aaron and Nick looked on in disgust.
"He still hasn't realized we can add that in post." Aaron whispered to Nick.
"Fucking idiot." Nick whispered back.
Zak and the other two Ghost Adventurers walked up to the large abandoned mansion.
"Now, this mansion is definitely haunted. There has been paranormal activity here for years. The Stillwall family lived here until Jefferson Stillwall died and is reported to have become an apparition known as the Headless Spector. AND THAT. IS WHY. WE ARE HERE." Zak said. He was very uncharismatic.
Just then, a group of teenagers walked up with a large brown dog.
A buff beef-boy blondo noticed the Ghost Adventurers first. He approached them.
"Hey. Who are you? Our friends Shaggy and Scooby claim they saw a ghost near the well. Have you seen anything?"
"Like, zoinks, man, there was a ghost! It came up and wailed. Total spooksville."
Zak practically shit himself in excitement. He turned to the camera.
"Bro! Did you hear that? Bro, oh my god. Oh my god, bro. Bro." he said enthusiastically.
Aaron said "Woah, dude. Oh my god."
Nick said nothing. He's boring.
Zak turned back to the teenagers and introduced himself.
"My name is Zak Bagans. I've never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video...With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and our equipment tech Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn...Raw...Extreme...These are our Ghost Adventures. Bro, we need to interview your friend."
The blonde man nodded and agreed. Nick and Aaron rolled their eyes and Aaron looked into his camera and sighed.
"So Shaggy, can you describe your experience for us?"
"Like, okay, man. Scoobs and I were going to get water to cool down our engine. It overheated, man. A ghost floated up out of it, like, zoinks, man. Spooky. We were scared to come back."
Zak nodded. "Have you had any paranormal experiences before this?"
"Like, zoinks, man, all we do is paranormal experiences." The hippie answered.
"That's true, Zak. We travel around and it seems we always end up somewhere with a ghost or monster or something." said Daphne. She wanted to fuck the emo ghost fan.
"And that is why we are here!" Zak said.
They all decided that since the Mystery Gang had experience with paranormal activities, they would join the Ghost Adventurers on the lockdown. Their night of terror had just begun.