Spoot: I just got a LOVELY IDEA!
Den: *barks*
Spoot: That's Right!
My Bone!
"RAAAA RRA RA RRAA RA RA!"
Den looks up from his spot on the floor. He was napping, but now... He stood up and shook. The one Mommy called Daddy, was screaming and stomping around the room. Mommy was standing there with a cup. FOOD! Den begins to wag his tail. Could it be true! Mommy was going to put some white water in his bowl! Daddy looked mad, Mommy was giggling, so, Mommy was happy when Daddy was mad? This happened allot in the house!
Daddy took the cup. Maybe this time he would put it in Den's bowl, then Den could give Daddy a kiss too! "NO...Raa RAR raa! Winry, No, Ra Raar!" Den crooked his head to the side. What was Daddy so mad about? Mommy was happy! Suddenly loud noises could be heard from another room. They got closer and closer, until Uncle Alphonse came in the room. He never looked happy, so Den thought. In fact, he was scary!
"Ra...Drink...raa." Uncle said, and Daddy looked up at him, he was still mad. "NO!" Daddy shouted. He just did a bad thing, poured all the while water in the big potty! it went away? Not in Den's bowl! how could he! Mommy looks mad now! Get him Mommy! Bite him! "Ed, Raa! Raaaa!" Mommy yelled, and uncle Al nodded. Daddy stomped his foot, making Den jump and yip. Daddy looks at Den. "Raa? Outside?" Daddy says. YEEEES! Den Shakes his tail.
Den loves outside time with Daddy. We go to all kinds of places. like the place with all the rocks, and the funny smell. Also go to a place with lots of burnt up sticks, Daddy sometimes gets mad at the sticks and throws them. He calls sticks a house. Den found a bone there once, big bone too. When Den tried to keep it, Daddy got sad, and threw it far away. Did Den do something wrong? maybe.
Daddy sits on the grass by the rock from. it comes out of the grass. "raa Mom..." Daddy always says. Den will sit on the grass with Daddy. So Den sits. Daddy calls the rock Mom. It's strange to have a rock for a mom...My Mommy is yellow and blue, she also helps to fix Den's leg when it breaks, because of the holes Den digs, and gets in trouble for. Daddy looks at Den. "Good Boy...Raa, raa Home?" Den Stands up and barks. Den loves home, almost as much as outside! but outside is much better.
"raa ra raaa Boy...Raa raa raa..." Daddy sounds sad. He stands up, and pats the rock, will it move...Din will sniff it. Nope, wont move... He pats Den on the head. Den loves Daddy's hand. It's fun to play with! he lets Den play with it, and socks, and a ball, and a stick, and a bone. where is my bone? "Raa ra Boy, Raa Ra home." YESSS! Den loves Home almost as much as outside!
"Stay..." Den is confused. Daddy will leave Den here for now? go away then come back? Den will stay. Den is a good boy. Daddy walks away. he leaves home, and leaves Mommy. She Drips water from her soul, and Den loves to lick it up, its like sea water! She is always sad when Daddy and Uncle Al leave...
Den has been here for a very long time, Daddy has gone away and is never coming back! He told Den to stay, but Den don't want to stay. Den goes to find Daddy, but Mommy gets mad, and yells! Hides Den's bones. those are Dens bones! Den will sit by the door. Daddy comes in here! Here he comes...no Daddy, Just Granny. DADDY! No...Mommy...When will Daddy come? He has been gone for so long! He will never come back! Den is sad...
DADDY!
The door is open, then it's shut! Den will run! Is that Daddy! YEEES! Den will jump on Daddy, and he will know, Den loves him! Den, UP! and Daddy has to catch Den's paws! "RAAA! Den! Raa Ra Boy! HI!" Daddy is smiling and laughing, and petting Den's head. Daddy is happy happy! Daddy loves Den all the time! Mommy comes in the room and she looks sad. "Ed...Ra...Ra... RAAAAAA IDIOT!" Den is scared! Mommy throws a metal stick and Daddy's head! Den will run from this!
Mommy is happy now, Daddy has come back home! He will stay, like a good boy! Den is most happy, because Den loves Daddy! Daddy says to Den, "Ra Boy, Raar ra ra rar ra raa..." What is it Daddy? What do you want? Why are you so close to Den's face...Den will sniff...and...sniff...CAN IT BE TRUE! Daddy has brought Den a bone! Daddy shows Den the bone! DEN'S BONE!
Den will put it with all the others! outside, in the hole! This is Den's bone, and no one else can have it! it will never be found, because Den is the best hole digger ever! not even Daddy knows where all the bones are! and he knows where to find White Water. "Dinner Boy! Come Home!" Mommy yells! OH BOY! Den is having the best day a dog could ever have!
Spoot: The End!
Ed: D'awe!
Spoot: I know! well, kids, you know what to do, just read and review, and please oh please...dont feed the Ed...
Ed: HEY!
