Bilbo woke up to the sounds of horns. No, not horns of celebration, or return of a king.

Battle horns.

The enemies are attacking at the entrance. Bilbo jumped out of bed. Finally! Someone is going to rid of that awful wizard, Laynor. He went looked under his bed and took out his dagger, if his savior/ barbarian decided to force himself on him. Bilbo looked himself down. Maybe it was best he put something on, to cover him up. He and the other treasures weren't allowed to wear clothes, just a cloak. Bilbo, being the favorite; got the bigger room, enough jewels to cover the entire room, a more comfortable bed, silks, exotic foods, fine furnishing, and a pet.

Looking for something to wear, that is not see through. Bilbo finally found a white cloak, with elvish designs on it, and fur on the ends. Running his hands on the soft texture, Bilbo remembered how Laynor told him he took it from an elf woman. Bilbo hated everything that man has done to him. Whenever he asked what was it he wanted he never got. The first time, he wanted flower seeds: he got chests of good coins; the second, he wanted books: he got jewels; the third, he wanted a pet bird: he got a warg pup. After that he stopped asking for things, and just told the man to get him whatever. Don't get him wrong, he raised that pup. Bilbo grew attached to the pup and named him Hessin. Laynor casted a spell on the door that only Hessin is allowed to enter and exit at anytime he wants. Bilbo was envious. He never knew what the grass felt on his feet, or swam in the lake, he never been outside. He begged Lord Laynor to let him out, even promised to not runaway. His begging didn't work. Lord Laynor told him that he doesn't want him soiled, that his room will keep him safe. 'The world outside this room,' he would say 'is not for treasure like you.' Bilbo eyes started to sting. Wrapping the cloak tighter, and holding his dagger close, Bilbo opened the doors to the balcony. The entrance gates destroyed, and Laynor's men are trying to push them back, only to fail. From what Bilbo can see men, elves, and dwarves, are fighting together. If Bilbo can recall, dwarves and elves don't get along. Seems that they put aside their differences to defeat a common enemy. Bilbo quickly went inside, unable to bare such violence. Hessin entered the room panting madly, checking on his master. Bilbo pat his head, and leaving the balcony door open. Hessin went to get a drink. Bilbo sat on his bed waiting for a cheer, that the battle is over and the victory made. Hessin growled at the door. Bilbo stood up, his back to the bed side drawer. A loud cheer was heard outside. Bilbo prayed that Laynor is dead. The sound of door being forced open, Hessin backed closer to Bilbo. Bilbo closed his eyes.

The hinges gave way as the door fell to the floor. An elf and four dwarves entered the room. Hessin growled Bilbo took a peek and saw them. The elf had long blond hair, and had his bow pointed to the warg. Bilbo wrapped his arms around Hessin trying to clam him. Hessin clamed a bit, but stayed on guard watch the intruders carefully. The elf lowered his bow, confused. The dwarf on his right was old, with a white long beard that curved at the end, and held a sword. The dwarves on the elf's left: one was wearing a funny hat with flops turned upwards, and braids that curl just like his hat; the other one looked intimidating, with a scars and tattoos, and held an ax; the last dwarf put down his sword, he had bark hair with silver streaks, and a crown on his head.

Bilbo suspect he's a king. Hessin growled. Bilbo patted his head and shushed him. Hessin whined turned his head to lick Bilbo on the face. The dwarf king took a step closer. Hessin snapped his head back at him growling. Bilbo Stood up holding his cloak tighter, walked to the king. Hessin not too far behind.

What do you say to the one who conquered the castle? Luckily the elf spoke first, "where did you get that?" Bilbo and the dwarves looked at the elf. Bilbo tilted his head. "The cloak,' the elf said. Bilbo look at the cloak then back to the elf, "Laynor gave it to me when he came back from an elf kingdom." replied Bilbo. "Said he took it from an elf woman." The elf clenched his fists "that cloak, belonged to my sister." Bilbo gasped, feeling sorry for the elf, he knew the cloak was a bad thing no matter how beautiful it is. Bilbo bowed his head "I'm sorry Master elf, if only I knew!" Bilbo raised his head, the elf shook his taking a deep breath. "No, it's was not your doing," said the elf in a low voice.

Bilbo said nothing. True, he never asked for a cloak, but still felt responsible. Putting the dagger on the bed Bilbo turned back to the group.

The dwarf king spoke. "Why are you here, if I may ask?" Bilbo looked up at the dwarf, into the deepest pools of his eyes. "I've been Laynor's spoils for as long as I can remember, I don't know much about my kin, or where I'm from." Bilbo turned away embarrassed. Two other dwarves entered the room.

"Uncle we just finished looking into every room-"

"All of them are unoccupied-"

"But there is a lot of treasure in those rooms-"

"So we were wondering-"

"Once your done-"

"Can we go take some of it home!?" they said in union.

Bilbo looked over the king's shoulder, seeing the boys. One has blond hair, and the other dark hair like the dwarf king's...

Uncle?!

"We will, once all its collected and separated into equal shares." said the King. The two looked really excited, and approached him. Only to stop by Hessin's growl. Bilbo turned to Hessin "will you stop, their only children!" growled Bilbo. Hessin stopped lowering his head and whined. The dwarves and elf snickered. The two boys whined "we're not kids!"

"We are grown adults!" said the blond.

"That's right!" joined the brunette.

Bilbo rolled his eyes, and gave Hessin a hug. "I'm King Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror" he said. Bilbo looked up at him. Hessin growled, Bilbo smacked his head. Hessin head went down.

"I'm legolas, son of Thranduil." he bowed.

"Dwalin, son of Fundin!"

"Balin, son of Fundin, at your service."

"Fili!" he said with a grin on his face.

"Kili!" he said with a grin on his face.

"At your service!" They said.

"Bofur, at your service."

Bilbo bowed "Bilbo Baggins, Lord Laynor's favorite treasure." the word 'treasure' almost made him vomit. The room fell with silence. Kili was the first to speak up "huh that explains everything." Bilbo nodded, Fili jabbed his brother in the ribs. Bofur saw a small chest and was about to open it, when Balin smacked him on the head. "Take it." Balin froze mid-way from smacking Bofur again. Bilbo took a deep breath, "He can take it, I have no love for treasure." He said bitterly. As if the word left a bad taste in his mouth.

Bofur looked at Balin who shrugged, Bofur shrugged and opened the chest. "Great Durin's beard!"

Fili and Kili went over to see what was in the chest. "WOW!" Thorin went over and shocked to see...

A giant ruby stone. Very rare and unpolished. Bofur lifted it and gave a turn over. "Lad do you know how rare a stone like this is?!" Asked Balin turning to look at Bilbo in the eye. Bilbo shrugged not caring. Bofur began measuring to see how many diamonds he can get out of the rock. Bilbo walked to his other chests and began opening them, then going to the dressers and emptying them out too. Fili and Kili where looking at the clothes, "um Mister Bilbo, where are your clothes?" asked Kili. Bilbo answered, "I was never allowed to wear clothes, just these see through fabrics." Fili and Kili looked at each other as each grabbed a piece of fabric. Kili tossed his in the air, and watched it as it slowly falling. Kili smiled and did it again. Fili joined his brother, next thing you know they started grabbing all the clothes and tossing them into the air.

Thorin shook his head, and walked to the bed ignoring Hessin's growls. The dagger that Bilbo left was, eye-catching. Thorin picked the dagger up, examining it: the sheath was silver with a picture of the rising/ setting sun/ moon. He unsheathe the dagger to see the blade was black, his eyes went wide.

"Havlen" he whispered. "Yes I know I'm a Halfling, no need to tell me!" Thorin jumped, looking at Bilbo who was right next to him. He didn't even hear him approach. "No, havlen... is what the blade is made of." He told Bilbo. Bilbo nodded and apologized "sorry I thought you said Halfling." Bilbo looked away embarrassed. His cheeks burning. Before Thorin can say anything. Bilbo gave him a key, "you will need this to get to the 'war room', its enchanted so the only way in is to use the key."

Thorin took the key. His finger tips touching Bilbo's. Bilbo's ears started turning red.

"Thank you" said Thorin. Bilbo nodded.

Sitting on the bed. Hessin put his head on his lap, glaring at Thorin. Thorin glared back, walking towards Balin. "Go to this war room and see what you can find that will help" giving Balin the key. Balin turned and left, dragging Bofur by the collar, as Bofur started examining the other jewels.

Legolas left after the Dwarves, Fili and Kili are now looking at the little table that has a bowl of pomegranates, Dwalin Took a seat on one of the chairs by Fili and Kili, Thorin was by the door way looking at the dagger longingly.

"My gift to you."

Thorin shook out of his gaze, and looked at Bilbo. Thorin can't help but be lost in those orbs. "Are you sure?' asked Thorin. Nodding "yes I have no use for it and I doubt I will ever need it." said Bilbo adverting his eyes. Continuing to pet Hessin.

Before Throin can say his thanks, a door opened with a loud bang.

Fili, Kili, Dwalin, and Thorin readied their weapons.

A Dwarf came out and went straight to Bilbo, who had his hand over his heart.

"Ori!"

"Master Bilbo are you alright!"


I know you may hate me for this but i made some changes

i was thinking about the whole 27 years thing and i didn't like it anymore

then another idea came and i knew you will love it

which will come much later in the story

heres a bit of spoiler

Belladonna and her husband/ babies daddy

and that's all your getting sorry but i like this idea better its more interesting and funny

for chapter 5 and hopefully i will get to the part where i can tell you lovely readers about Belladonna and a sexy 6 pack tatted certain someone

Plzz R&R and tell me if you don't mind the change