A/N: Well, I promised you guys a TDI fanfic, and here it is. I know I originally intended on a HG crossover, but over the weekend I had a idea so hilarious I just couldn't resist: so here it is. One of the most hilarious Duncan fanfics you'll ever read, based on what would have happened if a certain host decided to do something worse BESIDES eliminate Duncan: test an 'experiment' on him and place him in a new series!

Trust me, it will be Drama. Total Drama.

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The episode begins with a shot of Chris at the docks.

"Welcome back to Total Drama! In the ending to our last series, TDAS, things got a little out of hand! Mal tried to take the crown by force, whilst behind the scenes, Mike and the Personalities were plotting to 'get rid' of our biggest villain since Alejerkdro!"

"Meanwhile, outside the show our favourite Delinquient was let off for GOOD behaviour, and under my order, my slav- I mean, INTERNS captured Duncan and brought him back here, to Camp Wawanakwa where we did something to show him that he can't get off that easily for destroying my COTTAGE!"

"I won't spoil anything, but lets just say that the effects will last for 9 months or so.. well, most of them. Hehe. Two months later, we decided to bring the bastard back for another season with the ENTIRE ORIGINAL CAST for ADDED TORTURE! So, without further ado, I welcome you to:

.WAWANAKWA!

[Cue opening sequence]

the sequence opens with a fall off the cliff. Izzy is seen riding on fang whilst Owen is riding on a Dolphin, the former chasing the latter. a dead seagull falls from the sky after Chris 'accidentally' shoots it, sitting on the beach.

In the forest, Duncan is seen on the stump, a tarantula on his lap, his hand over a slight bump on his abdomen. He freaks out for a second when he sees the tarantula, and calms down when he notices its only a baby, stroking it, not putting a hand off the bulge on his stomach.

He turns around and notices Alejandro laughing at him and throws 'scruffy JR' at Alejandro, causing him to run, whilst Duncan gets the last laugh.

Bridgette and Geoff are on a rowing boat together, and fall of the waterfall, watching Owen swim naked up the falls, with a confused look on their faces. They then fall onto a branch which Heather falls onto after Lindsay knocks her over. they swing into the kitchen and land infront of chef, who gets soup all over his face.

On the beach again, a shadow is seen in the bushes, staring with green eyes. Underground, Zeke is seen with a torch. A slight glimpse at a ancient carving is shown, with Duncan holding what appears to be a baby, shrouded in sunlight.

the flames from the torch engulf the screen, as all the campers are seen whistling together, zooming out on a engagement ring on Mildrerds finger, whilst Duncan gives Chris THE finger.

Everyone is staring at Noah and Cody as they are seen in the middle, holding HANDS whilst Sierra pushes them apart in jealousy. The words Total Drama Wawanakwa is seen above them, as the screen is engulfed in darkness.

Back on the Docks

"Welcome back to Total Drama Wawanakwa! as I said earlier, this season will include a full return from the ENTIRE original cast, including Alejandro and Sierra. Most of you losers watching already know 'em, but for old times sakes, lets introduce them-again! Oh, and here they are now!" Chris says with a lace of malicious glee at bringing them all back for more torture.

"In no particular order, I bring you: Fan-favourite Noah!" As Chris bellows these words, as Chef is seen walking out of a plane 1000 feet into the air with a lanky black haired boy with obsidian eyes clutching a book in terror "This is too far mclain! to FAAAR!" Screams Noah as he is flung off the plane, "Ladies man, Cody!" Yells Chris as a brown haired boy with a gap in his teeth flies into the water flailing his arms.

"CIT turned REVENGE FREAK, Courtney!" Courtney yells at Chris as she falls, her brown hair swaying in the wind "I'll sue you for this CHRIIIS!" "Bad Boy turned softy pants turned Cottage destroyer turned... wait for it... YOUR TYPICAL TEENAGE DAD/MOM, DUNCAN!" Everyone gasps as Duncan is pushed out of the plane, a unmistakable bulge on his abdomen. "Oh no Mclain! I am not doing THIS again, not like this!" Yelled Duncan, looking at Chris with fear and anger in his eyes.

Confessional

Cody is laughing his pants off

"oh MAN I can't believe that just happened"

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"Lets continue." said Chris in a monotone voice. "It will take too long to go through the others, sooo..." as he says the last words, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Harold Leshawna ZEKE, Geoff Bridgette and the others fall from the plane, scraming their heads off.

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