DISCLAIMER:I don't own these characters or this story (thank GOD) which was written by an idiot. Now give me a second, I need to brace myself for the stupidness to come...

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My Immortal

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way Since when has gayness been 'ew'?) raven, bloodytearz666, for helpin me wif da story and spelling. Oh, if only Raven could've helped this idiot with the spelling seen here... Or, y'know, shot him/her after reading the first chapter. Life would've been so much better. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! God, it hasn't even started and I already hate it. Sigh...

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, your parents are stupid. Like the idiot who wrote this abomination of a fanfic. and I have long ebony black hair Ebony means black. Just saying. (thats how I got my name Hands up if you guessed. Or comment in the... uh... comments.) with purple streaks and red tips and light blue eyes like limpid tears What. The... and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee Minus the pink. And the intelligence. And everything. SO IN REALITY, YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE AMYLEE33! (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Oh, I get it! You want to be incestuous! Lol! Hahahahah-that's not funny. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school, called Hogwarts in England OK IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO A HP FANFIC, GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT! HOGWARTS IS IN SCOTLAND, NOT ENGLAND, IDIOT! where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). Ok, remember that. Jot it down if you have to. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear black a lot. Again, hands up if you could tell. Or comment. Whatever. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. YOU. ARE. A. VAMPIRE! WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO A HUMAN SHOP?! WHAT IF YOU GO ON A BLOOD RAMPAGE?! For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. If that's not a slutty 'goffik' outfit, I don't know what is. I was #SuddenTenseChange wearing black lipstick, white foundation, Your skin is already really pale? Why do you- I give up. black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. I REPEAT! YOU. ARE. A. VAMPIRE! EVEN IF IT'S NOT SUNNY, WALKING OUTSIDE COULD KILL YOU! On second thoughts, keep walking. A lot of preps stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them. They're probably just staring because that's what people do, or because they are wondering how a vampire can walk outside!

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! This has got to be a different Draco.

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. Then why did you say hi?! Dear god! You're meant to be smart now! And if you say it's because they were friends then what is the point of THIS:

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. WHAT THE F*CK!

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! No. That was the worst 1st chapter ever.