The Black Orb
Disclaimer: I don't own the company that made advance wars.
Introduction: Well hello! This is my first ATTEMPT at a fanfiction, and it probably sucks bad too, but hey, no one really stops me from trying so here goes:
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It was a cold night at the board of S.S Seaborn, the most famous luxury(sp?) ship in the entire wars world. Sami sighed, and entered inside the ship. It had an elevator, and lots of comfy couches, which were empty big time, as only the richest people were allowed. And the war veterans and commanding officers. Sami took the elevator to floor 6, and noticed a few familiar people onboard the ship as well. COS Drake and Jess of Green Earth, Grit and Colin of Blue Moon, and Sonja and Kanbei of Yellow comet. Inside her head Sami wondered why didn't Eagle come? It would have made the trip much more enjoyable... but ah, Eagle hated the sea, so he would probably barf every second or so it seemed. The elevator stopped, and Sami walked along the hallway, into the cabin she shared with her fellow commanding officers. Of course, the best cabins had their own bedrooms for everyone. Other than that, the cabin had lots of comfy couches, a glass table, four drawers, and whatever-the-heck Andy and Max had brought with them. Sami thought that the two idiots were at the casino...
Andy had become way more intelligent than in the wars, but was still an annoying moron. Max was, well, Max. Sami sighed again and fell on the couch. Five seconds later someone knocked on the door...
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"Yeah!" Andy shouted at the casino, where they play blackjack."21!blackjack!Booyah! Who's the man?!"
"Definitely not you" Max grumbled. Somehow Andy had managed to win all the games whereas Max had lost about 3000 credits. Max sighed and left for the bar, closely followed by Andy. "So Kiddo, what should we do?" Max teased Andy, knowing that he would get annoyed, but Andy kept his cool and said: "Get drunk our asses". Max was surprised to hear that from the like of Andy, but agreed nonetheless. As they walked, they passed many bars, though none of them fit their requirements. Max sighed. "Stuff it Andy, there's no such a bar as Golden Star here". Andy stared at max and then at the other way, "Or maybe not... Oh my god!" He was staring at the S.S Seaborn branch of Golden Star, Orange Star's most famous restaurant. Not only it had the prices, it also had the comfiness as well. Andy instantly stuffed his cool attitude and asked stupidly: "What's a Golden Star?" Max sighed and answered: "Are you being sarcastic or what?"Andy laughed and said: "Yes of course! You think i don't know what Golden Star is?"
Max sighed and asked andy: "What's a continent?"
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"Ahh,, it really don't bother me, but i'm not sure of the two idiots duo that should be here soon " Sami replied to Sonja as she went hastily open the door. "Eeeeek!" Sami screeched as she saw who it was. Max was drunk off his ass, Andy was holding him in balance.
"What happened to you two?" Sami asked as andy casually led max inside and kicked him on the counc. "We went to Golden Star and max promised to down five cans of beer if i got 'what's a continent' right. To his surprise, i did, and he downed five cans of WHISKEY instead of BEER.." Andy answered, and fell on the couch himself, in time for Kanbei enter the room with his and Sonja's stuff, and Sonja came out of the bathroom. Sami glared at Andy. "Well, young man, what did YOU take?" Andy looked dumbfounded, but answered: "Nothing bad, at least a few bottles of beer can't be as bad as what Max took" With that Sami shook her head and said: "Kanbei and Sonja's cabin is being repaired, and they are staying for here for a short time. Any ideas?" Andy was on the verge of being asleep or not, so he accidentally bluted: "To sleep or not to sleep, if the first, the universe is endless and the earth is a ball" Sami stared at him dumbfounded and repeated: "Any ideas?" Andy then stared at her dumbfounded, took a few minutes to catch and said: " Take my room, it really doesn't matter, i'm drunk anyway so i probably fall asleep here" With that, Andy fell asleep, and Kanbei said "Thanks" to Sami and he and Sonja went off to Andy's room.
** "Is everything in place?" Said a cold voice.
"Yes, lord Hawke"Answered Flak from the door.
"Good" Hawke said.
"We'll be using the latest Lash invention, right?The one which has an indirect cannon thingy that is meaner than Black Cannon?"Flak asked.
"Are bombers indirect units?"Hawke asked sarcastically.
"Uhhh...no?" Flak answered, depending on luck.
"Precisely!" Hawke answered. "We are going to use the NEWEST Lash invention, the Boom Boom Submarine!"
"Uhh..." Started Flak. "How are we going to extract the power of Black Orb if we don't even know where it is located?"
"Hawke,how are we going to find the Orb anyway" Asked Adder who had just entered the room.
"We'll think of a way. Even if it means conquering the entire Wars World. Dismissed now, go away! I need my caffeine...mmm...black coffee..."
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And that concludes the first chapter. Did it suck? Was it good? Go on, bash it, we all know the answer... Anyway, if you wonder what the "Boom boom sub" is, i will include it's information here.
Name: Boom Boom Sub (a Lash invention, usable only by BH) Cost: 22000 Movement:6 Movement Cost on reefs: 1 Fuel: 99 Consumption:2 normally, 5 when diving
Weapon 1: Power Torps Ammo: 9/9 Base Damage: Lander:10 Sub:9 Bship: 8 Cruiser: 6
Weapon 2: Kamikaze Ammo: 1/1 (destroys self after using) Instantly kills opponents around the B.B Sub
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This story will probably have custom Cos in it later, though i prefer not, since OC s take one heck of a time to make... so im not entirely sure about that.
Introduction: Well hello! This is my first ATTEMPT at a fanfiction, and it probably sucks bad too, but hey, no one really stops me from trying so here goes:
**
It was a cold night at the board of S.S Seaborn, the most famous luxury(sp?) ship in the entire wars world. Sami sighed, and entered inside the ship. It had an elevator, and lots of comfy couches, which were empty big time, as only the richest people were allowed. And the war veterans and commanding officers. Sami took the elevator to floor 6, and noticed a few familiar people onboard the ship as well. COS Drake and Jess of Green Earth, Grit and Colin of Blue Moon, and Sonja and Kanbei of Yellow comet. Inside her head Sami wondered why didn't Eagle come? It would have made the trip much more enjoyable... but ah, Eagle hated the sea, so he would probably barf every second or so it seemed. The elevator stopped, and Sami walked along the hallway, into the cabin she shared with her fellow commanding officers. Of course, the best cabins had their own bedrooms for everyone. Other than that, the cabin had lots of comfy couches, a glass table, four drawers, and whatever-the-heck Andy and Max had brought with them. Sami thought that the two idiots were at the casino...
Andy had become way more intelligent than in the wars, but was still an annoying moron. Max was, well, Max. Sami sighed again and fell on the couch. Five seconds later someone knocked on the door...
**
"Yeah!" Andy shouted at the casino, where they play blackjack."21!blackjack!Booyah! Who's the man?!"
"Definitely not you" Max grumbled. Somehow Andy had managed to win all the games whereas Max had lost about 3000 credits. Max sighed and left for the bar, closely followed by Andy. "So Kiddo, what should we do?" Max teased Andy, knowing that he would get annoyed, but Andy kept his cool and said: "Get drunk our asses". Max was surprised to hear that from the like of Andy, but agreed nonetheless. As they walked, they passed many bars, though none of them fit their requirements. Max sighed. "Stuff it Andy, there's no such a bar as Golden Star here". Andy stared at max and then at the other way, "Or maybe not... Oh my god!" He was staring at the S.S Seaborn branch of Golden Star, Orange Star's most famous restaurant. Not only it had the prices, it also had the comfiness as well. Andy instantly stuffed his cool attitude and asked stupidly: "What's a Golden Star?" Max sighed and answered: "Are you being sarcastic or what?"Andy laughed and said: "Yes of course! You think i don't know what Golden Star is?"
Max sighed and asked andy: "What's a continent?"
**
"Ahh,, it really don't bother me, but i'm not sure of the two idiots duo that should be here soon " Sami replied to Sonja as she went hastily open the door. "Eeeeek!" Sami screeched as she saw who it was. Max was drunk off his ass, Andy was holding him in balance.
"What happened to you two?" Sami asked as andy casually led max inside and kicked him on the counc. "We went to Golden Star and max promised to down five cans of beer if i got 'what's a continent' right. To his surprise, i did, and he downed five cans of WHISKEY instead of BEER.." Andy answered, and fell on the couch himself, in time for Kanbei enter the room with his and Sonja's stuff, and Sonja came out of the bathroom. Sami glared at Andy. "Well, young man, what did YOU take?" Andy looked dumbfounded, but answered: "Nothing bad, at least a few bottles of beer can't be as bad as what Max took" With that Sami shook her head and said: "Kanbei and Sonja's cabin is being repaired, and they are staying for here for a short time. Any ideas?" Andy was on the verge of being asleep or not, so he accidentally bluted: "To sleep or not to sleep, if the first, the universe is endless and the earth is a ball" Sami stared at him dumbfounded and repeated: "Any ideas?" Andy then stared at her dumbfounded, took a few minutes to catch and said: " Take my room, it really doesn't matter, i'm drunk anyway so i probably fall asleep here" With that, Andy fell asleep, and Kanbei said "Thanks" to Sami and he and Sonja went off to Andy's room.
** "Is everything in place?" Said a cold voice.
"Yes, lord Hawke"Answered Flak from the door.
"Good" Hawke said.
"We'll be using the latest Lash invention, right?The one which has an indirect cannon thingy that is meaner than Black Cannon?"Flak asked.
"Are bombers indirect units?"Hawke asked sarcastically.
"Uhhh...no?" Flak answered, depending on luck.
"Precisely!" Hawke answered. "We are going to use the NEWEST Lash invention, the Boom Boom Submarine!"
"Uhh..." Started Flak. "How are we going to extract the power of Black Orb if we don't even know where it is located?"
"Hawke,how are we going to find the Orb anyway" Asked Adder who had just entered the room.
"We'll think of a way. Even if it means conquering the entire Wars World. Dismissed now, go away! I need my caffeine...mmm...black coffee..."
**
And that concludes the first chapter. Did it suck? Was it good? Go on, bash it, we all know the answer... Anyway, if you wonder what the "Boom boom sub" is, i will include it's information here.
Name: Boom Boom Sub (a Lash invention, usable only by BH) Cost: 22000 Movement:6 Movement Cost on reefs: 1 Fuel: 99 Consumption:2 normally, 5 when diving
Weapon 1: Power Torps Ammo: 9/9 Base Damage: Lander:10 Sub:9 Bship: 8 Cruiser: 6
Weapon 2: Kamikaze Ammo: 1/1 (destroys self after using) Instantly kills opponents around the B.B Sub
**
This story will probably have custom Cos in it later, though i prefer not, since OC s take one heck of a time to make... so im not entirely sure about that.