High School Sucks

by: TweekFan

Okay, so here's my first attempt at writing a fan fiction story. I just decided to give it a shot, who knows maybe it'll be good. It'll be a slash, eventually, but nothing too extreme, mostly just fluffy stuff. I'm not entirely sure where I'm going to go with this, I hate structured writing, so there may be some slower chapters. Review if you like it or if you have any actual constructive criticism.

All characters © Trey Parker and Matt Stone (save some that I may come up with on my own)

Read, review and enjoy!

He peered into the black liquid in the foam cup, watching his reflection as it looked back up at him. He saw the eyes in the cup dart to the side if there was a particularly loud noise. He almost became entranced in the cup, than he tapped the side with his finger and watched the ripples travel around the cup and destroy the image. He tossed back the cup and took a hearty swig of the hot liquid, completely un-fazed by the high temperature of the contents. The warmth traveled down his throat and fell into his stomach relaxing him with the heat that now permeated through his body. His eyes shot up when Craig suddenly burst into a fit of laughter startling him. He glanced over at Clyde and saw that he was trying to talk between laughs, obviously he had some new story. Seems Clyde always had something new and interesting to talk about no matter how much you talked to him. It was almost like there were two Clydes, the one that everyone saw, and another one that would go around and get into all kinds of fantastic adventures. Tweek leaned in a bit closer to try to catch the rest of the story, he didn't want to miss this.

"...so she was standing there holding this...thing, for about a minute. Than screamed and threw it up in the air. Of course than it landed square on Stan's head, so now he's got this stuff in his hair. He screams like a girl, knocks it off his head and goes running into the bathroom." With that they both broke into fits of laughter, Craig even starting to tear up a little and Clyde turned red as a beet. He almost matched his shirt actually, Tweek mused at the idea of this being Clyde's own camouflage and smiled to himself.

Once the two had recovered, to some extent, they glanced up at Tweek as if they'd forgotten he was there at all.

"So Tweekers, what're we doing this weekend?" Craig inquired, still panting from laughing.

Tweek fidgeted slightly "Uhm, movies?"

"Nah, I'm sick of watching movies all the time, we need something new. Clyde, you got anything?"

"I think McKormick is having a party on Friday, but it's BYOB."

"Crap, well I'll see if we can get us some stuff. You in Tweek?"

Tweek's eyes widened "A party? I don't know, won't it be crowded?"

"Nah Tweek, you'll be fine" Craig stated "Or drunk, but either way" Clyde quickly interjected.

Tweek grabbed his coffee and took another deep gulp. He hated going to parties, he always ended up getting way too stressed and spending most of his time alone outside. He always went though, mostly just so he could be around his friends. The bell rang and Tweek swallowed the remnants of his beverage as Craig and Clyde tossed their trash in the can.

"So Friday than, I'll call you guys later."

"Later" Clyde and Tweek replied in unison as Craig turned and walked off towards his math class. Clyde and Tweek started walking to their next class, Chemistry. Tweek hated this class too, just too many dangerous chemicals around for his liking. The fire demonstrations that their teacher loved to give really freaked him out too, he had to leave the class on a couple occasions. Tweek suddenly realized that Clyde had been talking to him and was now looking at him expectedly.

"Huh, sorry?"

"I asked if you were okay with the party, I know you can get kinda nervous at those things."

"Yeah, sure. It's nothing really, just a silly party right?"

Tweek glanced up into Clyde's eyes and saw the concern in them. He paused for a second as he saw Clyde's expression change ever so slightly as he considered Tweek's statement. A weak smile spread across his face,

"Okay than, c'mon, let's get in there before Mr. Ferris gives us a detention" Clyde uttered a couple profanities under his breath and walked into the room. Tweek smiled as he watched his friend walk over to his desk and sit down before following him in.

So that's the first chapter, nothing too heavy, right? The chapters will probably get longer as I build the plot more. Thanks for reading everyone!