AN: My first attempt at a dialogue fic. Whatcha thinkins? Drop me a line peeps yo! Lol im gangsta today! NOT dedicated to my brother, who is three and thinks that my toe is the same size as the space between the prongs of an electrical plug. According to him, this means I supply electricity and he tries to shove electrical plugs ON MY TOES! It hurts! This COMPLETELY ran away from me. It was originally going to be about Sirius and his pet chipmunk Lewis, but oh well. Another day.
Sirius is bold. Remus is normal. Peter is underlined. James is lame. Lol jk he's italics. Idk what up wiff the font.
(1)pronounced 'ahoy'
USUAL DISCLAIMER APPLIES +thank god for google translate!
"REMY! Remy Remy Remy Remy Remy Remy REMREMREMREM!"
"WHAT SIRIUS!"
"Hi!"
"…"
"Hi."
"…."
"Rem, you're supposed to say hi back."
"Oh, really? I wasn't aware."
"It's true Remy, it's proper to say hello back to someone when they say hi."
"…"
"So… now that you know that you should say…."
"…"
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem…. What are you supposed to say?"
"Salam."
"What? Let's try again. *ehem* Hello Remus."
"Mehaba."
"Meh-whatsits? Whatever… Hello Remus."
"Ahoj!"1
"We aren't playing pirates right now Remus we're saying hello!"
"Sveiki!"
"How many freaking languages do you speak Rem?"
"Bakarrik hirurogeita lau!"
"One more time? I didn't quite catch that."
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"vetëm gjashtëdhjetë e katër"
"Remy! Englisssshhhhh!"
"Olet idiootti. Sanoin kuusikymmentäneljä"
"Wazzzzzzzzuppppp peeps?"
"JAMES! Remus won't speak English!"
" Tere James. kuidas läheb?"
"Ma olen suur, sina?"
„!"
„He SAID 'Hello james, how are you?' I said 'I'm fine, you?' But then YOU didn't let him reply, so i'm going to assume he's not so great thanks to you!"
"Ná bíodh imní ort James. Tá sé á ach asal."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA I love you moony."
"What? What did he say?"
"He said not to worry about you, you're just an ass."
"That's mean Moony! What about how much you love me? How about when I brought you icecream when you were pregnant with my dectuplet puppies? Or rubbed your sore ankles! Or made you scream in pleasure in the middle of the night!"
"niekada nebuvo bet iš tų dalykų, "Sirius"."
„What was that one Prongs? I heard my name!"
„something about those things never happening,"
„S̄ảh̄rạb bạnthụk thī̀ p̄hm mị̀ dị̂ tậng khrrp̣h̒"
"What was that one James?"
"sorry mate, I don't speak thai."
"Hey guys what's goin on?"
"Padfoot wa orokadesu."
"Atarashii hito wa ta ni nanideshou ka?"
"Bloody- GAH! I'm leaving! Don't wait up for me!"
"What's his problem?"
"Cóż, których autorem jest irytujące mnie. ale niektóre dupek tylko rzucić zaklęcie na mnie tak, że mogę nie mówi po angielsku."
„Well, makes sense I suppose."
„What'd he say tail? All I got out of that was 'spell', 'annoying', and 'asshole'."
„He said, Sirius was annoying him then some asshole cast a spell on him and now he can't speak english. And since when can't you speak polish?"
„Do you know how many concussions I've had this year? You're lucky I can still speak english. As it is, I'm quite proud to boast a six-language repetuar."
„AAAROOOOOOOO!"
„Wow, who new he spoke Dog?"
„Well, he IS a werewolf..."
„các bạn hút."
"I'm stupid, yes, but I do speak Vietnamese Remus, thank you for the less-than-compliment."
"varētu lūdzu man palīdzēt šo burvestību?"
"Nah, let's let him suffer. Hey, you know Wormtail, I think we finally found something you're good at!"