Oh. Mi. Gawd. I JUST HAD TO WRITE AN INVATER ZIM STORY! You know why....CAUSE I LOVE ZIM! AND GIR! AND GAZ! SQUEE!

Zim: Foolish human! You mock the GREAT ZIM?!

LE GASP! *fake shock* NEVER!

Gir: I LOVE PIGGY!

O.O GIR! *huggles*

Laura: ....O.O Why do I keep showing up?

Courtney: *squeaks* ME TOO?!

I dunno. *innocent face*

Laura/Courtney: You wanted us to come back...didn't you?

*shifty eyes* XD ENJOY! And if you don't like this story, don't read it and don't even bother to review it. TA!

"Samatha honey! Come on sweetie! You're going to be late for your first day of school!" my mother yelled up to me.

I groaned and rolled over, looking at my alarm clock. I hate school. Why is school even here to begin with? I got out of bed and put on my daily clothes. A dark red fitting tank-top with a black mesh/fish-net long sleeve with thumb holes I put my thumbs through underneath, black pants with holes and stitchs of different colors in them, and my black converses with skulls on them. I walked up to the mirror and put on some eyeliner which I didn't put too much on, yet I didn't put on too little. I brushed out my shoulder length black hair with blood red highlights and walked out of the room. I walked downstairs and grabbed my dark blue bag with multiple buttons on it. I was almost free from the cheerfulness of my mother when she came out of no where and hugged me.

"Good-bye sweetie! Have fun at school!" she called after me.

I twitched slightly and headed to school. Gawd...hopefully it's better then my last school.

~AT SCHOOL~

"Settle down class." Mrs. Bitters began, but she didn't get their attention, seeing how had re-started.

"QUIET YOU TWERPS!" she roared, making everyone shut their mouths and look at her fearfully, "We have a pathic new student. Get in here."

I stepped into the class, everyone staring at me. I merely glared at them, my ruby red eyes flashing dangerously.

"Tell them your name and go sit next to Zim." She stated.

"Name's Samatha Evans. Call me Sam. Call me Samatha and I'll gut you like a freaking pig." I hissed dangerously, then went to my seat.

I felt eyes on me and I looked to my left to see a big headed kid glaring at me, or pass me that is. I looked to my right to see a green skinned kid glaring back at the big head.

"I telling you! He's an alien!" the big headed kid stated.

I rolled my eyes and placed my head on my head. Oh joy. Another freak. Mrs. Bitters wasn't so bad. She was cool. I know...I must sound crazy, but she's someone that I actually like. One of the only teachers that I actually like since my other schools.

"Dib! Shut up! Do you want to be sent to the lower classrooms?" She hissed, threatening him.

"No Mrs. Bitters." He stammered.

So the big headed kid's name is Dib huh? I felt a grinned slip over my face. Ooohohohoho! This is going to be fun! I chuckled to myself and leaned back in my seat.

~AT LUNCH~

I looked around with my disgusting food and saw Dib again and next to him was...My eyes widened. No. Way. GAZ?! I walked over to the table and sat down. She looked up and her eyes widened and her game dropped onto the table.

"Sam?" She asked.

I smirked and said, "Sup Gaz."

"When did you get here?" she asked.

"I enrolled today, but I moved here two days ago."

"Cool."

We smiled at eachother and winked at her, my way of telling her, 'Watch this' and I picked up my disgusting food and threw it at the back of Dib's head.

"GAH!" He yelled, falling over, landing face first into the ground.

Me and Gaz laughed at him and we exchanged high-fives. He got up and turned, glaring at me.

"Why did you that for? Are you on Zim's side space-monster!" He said.

I frowned at him and raised and eyebrow.

"Uh, no. I'm not." I said.

"But you have red eyes! Those aren't normal!" he cried.

I gritted my teeth. No one, and I mean no one makes fun of my eyes and gets away with it. I stood up and stormed up to Dib, picking him up by his throat and slammed him into the wall then threw in the direction where the green skinned boy was sitting.

"No one makes fun of my eyes." I growled out, my eyes flashing.

I leaped over and slammed my foot into his stomach.

"GAH!" He cried out, clutching his stomach.

I turned to the green ski--I mean Zim and demanded, "Give me your food if you want to live."

"What are you going to do to the Dib-stink?" he asked, handing it to me.

I grinned evilly and dumped the food onto him then slammed the tray straight into his face. He gave another cry out and then I felt a hand on my arm. I turned to see Gaz.

"Let's go Sam. I'll deal with him later." She said.

I nodded and followed her out.

Zim's POV

That female is certainly strong for an adverage human. I looked at Dib-human again and laughed at him, yelling, "DIB GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL!"

Everyone laughed at him and he weakly got up and wheezed out, "Shut up you alien scum."

He turned and limped out. HA! VICTORY FOR ZIM! I grinned to myself. Maybe I can get that human female on my side then I will be invinsable! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes oh yes... I laughed to myself and rubbed my hands together.

LE GASP! DONE WITH MY VERY FIRST INVATER ZIM! YAYNESS!

Gir: *is screetching* PIGGIES!

Laura: *is covering ears* Too....loud....

Courtney: *is screetching along with Gir* PIGGIES!

Zim: GIR! SHUT UP!

Sam: Ah gawd. Imma leaving.

NO! *pulls on her hair* YOU STAY HERE!

Sam: *rolls eyes* Fine.

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