A/N: This is complete and utter crack. My eighteen year old brother was going around my house singing "The Striped Sweater Song" from SpongeBob, and then this piece of complete an utter foolishness made its home in my brain. This is most likely a one-shot. I'm saying most likely because if I get any prompts I'll just make this my one-shot fic. I actually am completely open to any prompts as long as they are rated T or K+. I cannot write anything M, for a lot of reasons. One being, I get really grossed out by Smut or anything Smut related. I can do angst though, I approve of angst. Also, this is a song prompt kind of fic. Leave a song for me to look up and I'll make it into a fic based off it. More details at the bottom, I think you all want to see some SpongeBob crack.

Disclaimer: I don't own Klaine or SpongeBob. Thankfully on the SpongeBob part, that show kind of scares me more often than not.

Kurt looked at Blaine. "No."

"Awww, come on! You know you love it," Blaine said, shoving the sweater at his boyfriend.

"For the last time Blaine, you are the only person in the history if all that is good and in fashion, to enjoy side-way striped sweaters," Kurt said while recoiling from the sweater as if it were some sort of snake.

Blaine looked down at the article of clothing in his hand. He supposed that Kurt had a point, but it was a really awesome sweater. How could Kurt not love it? It was an exact replica of the sweater that guy wore on SpongeBob during the episode of the Krusty crab Commercial. It was a great find, and an expensive one at that.

"But Kurt!" Blaine said, trying again. "This sweater would bring out the blue in your eyes, and you just have to wear it tonight."

"And why might that be?" Kurt asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Because if you wear it then I'll let you do my hair however you want," Blaine said.

Kurt's eyes lit up at this. "Deal."

"I can't believe you talked me into coming to this," Kurt said later that evening. They were at a SpongeBob convention.

"It's because you love me," Blaine said with big puppy dog eyes, before he dragged Kurt over to the stage to watch a reenactment of a past episode of the dreadful show.

Kurt stood there and watched the scene unfold before their very eyes. He had absolutely no idea what Blaine thought was so special about the whole thing, he personally thought that it was the worst thing in the history of unhappy things. Then things took a turn from the weird to absolute insanity.

"Hello," said a boy in a bright pink starfish suit.

"HI," Kurt replied cautiously.

"So what's a guy like you doing in a place like this?" said the starfish man in a way which he probably thought was sexy.

"I'm here against my will," Kurt said giving a pointed look to a certain curly-haired hobbit.

The guy seemed to not expect Kurt to answer for he looked surprised for a second before he said, "Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

Kurt looked surprised for a second, before he turned around and searched for his boyfriend in the mass of SpongeBob costumes.

The starfish man seemed to notice him looking, then he saw Kurt's sweater, the next thing that happened was just funny, there was no other word to describe it.

The man was about to use another cheesy pick-up line when Blaine appeared sporting a SpongeBob costume that any eight year old would love. "I love you Kurt," he said before taking the stage after the previous performers had cleared off from their rendition of the FUN song.

"This goes out to a very special boy in the crowd, I love you honey!"

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater".

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time,

One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind,

'Cause when you're wearing that...one...special...sweater...

Kurt just stared at Blaine after the song was over. He had known that Blaine was a SpongeBob dork even before they had started dating. It was a well known fact after Blaine had made the Warblers sing Campfire Song Song. The boy was just a little off his rocker, but Kurt loved him all the more for his quirk, that is until Blaine had decided it was a great idea to serenade him with "The Best Time to Wear a Striped Sweater."

Blaine stepped down from the stage, "So what did you think honey?" He asked this expectantly, looking up at Kurt like an innocent child.

Kurt just shook his head and gave him a big hug, SpongeBob costume and all. "Did you really have to get so dressed up?"

Blaine just shrugged and leaned in and kissed Kurt. It was almost a great kiss, until Blaine's SpongeBob nose ended up smacking Kurt in the forehead, God Bless romance.

The starfish man seemed to now be making out in a corner with a Mr. Krabs look- alike. Kurt watched the exchange in amusement, until the starfish man came up for air and saw Kurt looking and winked. Kurt's cheeks were stained a permanent red for the next ten minutes.

After Blaine's little performance, they wandered amongst the mall where the convention was being held.

"A Pretty Patty Picture Booth!" Blaine exclaimed excitedly, running towards the booth that was a little ways away.

Kurt groaned and followed his boyfriend to the booth of multicolored Hamburger picture frames and a photographer dressed as a fish.

"No," Kurt said in response to Blaine's pleading eyes. "I will not, under any circumstances, dress up like a colored hamburger with you and take a picture."

Blaine looked at Kurt and gave him puppy dog eyes that would probably make any other man weak in the knees. "But baby, PLEEEEEAASE…."

Kurt gave Blaine his best Bitch stare; it came down to a war very much like the battle at the end of the fourth Harry Potter movie. You could see the upper hand wavering between the two boys.

"Fine," Kurt huffed giving in.

"Let's pick you a color!" Blaine said excitedly.

Kurt just gave his boyfriend a painful smile. He had always enjoyed malls, but at this point he was rethinking that opinion.

Blaine pulled out a lime green hamburger suit for Kurt. He looked so excited that even Kurt's looked of horror at the sweater didn't deter him.

Blaine was so going to owe him once this was over.

A/N: Okay, so just PM me or review a song for next chapter. I promise they won't always be as stupidly cracky as this one. This one was just kind of born on its own accord and I apologize for the inappropriate actions of the Starfish.