Padmé's Thoughts
Ten Worst ways for a senator to die.
By Padmé Rhoslyn Amidala
Explosive stored on your vehicle by an assasain. ( I happen to know that from personal experience. Cordé, Versé, and a couple of my other guards died. )
Assassin bugs trying to kill you in your sleep.
Droids trying to kill you while you are packing your suitcase by a window.
When your boy-, I mean bodyguard, sneaks off to buy candy or something, leaving you in a mosquito fested place.
On Padmé Island.
While you are dining with your bodyguard/ talking with him by a fireplace.
On hot, dry Tatoonine.
On Geonosis, in a arena, with a million scratches on your back that your yelling, younger sister Aira would have to rub on lotion later if you survive.
When you land on a pile sand, and then a clone trooper comes.
When you are married to your bodyguard, and then the the Naboo Holy Priest (Pontifex Maxiron Agolerga of the Brotherhood of Cognizance), pulles out a knife a stabs you in the chest, causing you to bleed onto your 100000 credit cream colored wedding gown.
But those didn't kill me. I'm kinda thankful I'm still alive.