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Zale: Author tell them
Me: no
Zale: dude tell them before I tell what you caused to Dervadveir
Turns pale
Me:(squeaks) O'K
Well I don't own fallout or nasuverse or Narutoverse or bleach stuff if I did nothing would be sunshine and rainbows only death and doom and destruction and bad jokes and bad anime
At first there was nothing that I could do I am 'The Author'. I'm a aeld of immortality and power beyond imagination and with it i made a new universe out of nothing and I made a planet called Earth and eventually I took on 3 disciples and they betrayed me all 3 disciples of mine decided to destroy whole portions of the Earth with nukes and appeared as a company called vault tech to experiment on humanity and I cannot express how sorry I am to you all in that world I cannot help you I resurrected someone you might know called Dervadveir his title is the great unending storm and the immortal man and he is very powerful and I am hoping he never remembers what I did to him
What I did to him was I broke a deific law of reincarnation I made him eternal as in I gave him effectively immortality and replaced some of his memories of his first life about me, he originally was a child of the lone wanderers bloodline and the sole survivors bloodline 275 and a bit years after the bombs dropped and he asked me for a small gift of power to honor his family name I did but I didn't realize what he wanted was power as in power to save people because usually they ask for the power to kill. I gave him raw power incarnate and he anhilated his own family in his sleep so I removed his memory and his powers and gave him permanent reincarnation for him and his family descendants that was a worse idea than you could have imagined it would be because they "loop" throughout the multiverse from the time that I was born originally to the heat death of the universe trust me I'm in one so I'm making the most of it too but they are family to me now so I can't hurt them as bad but I messed up with the manipulation of Dervadveirs memory he will eventually remember and he will probably hate me till the end of existence in its entirety but still I am responsible for what I have done I said sorry to him the first time I met him partially because i didn't get to him in time to stop him getting shot and partially because of the memory thing. Now when he was shot he had just married Aqiri and she was already dead and he didn't know about the reincarnation cycle working for her as well but I had to say sorry again when I saw I couldn't revive her not just because I couldn't revive her but because I had to kill him to reunite them because they always "loop in together" no matter when they died and when they destroy a good portion of the timeline I have to come in and fix it
The next time I saw them was in Aqiri's own world of the Narutoverse Earth and I saw that they had kids called Arkon and Zokun. Zokun had the byakugan while Arkon had the sharingan
The time after that was when the doctor decided to appear in my office saying something was wrong with the people I picked to reincarnate forever and I got a laugh out of that when I looked. They were playing table tennis in the Tardis, With the table I eventually stopped that when I stopped laughing my ass off at the fact the doctor couldn't talk them out of doing that like he does with everything else
The next time was when I found them the first child of Zukon and Zulfi was born and they were just teaching curses in hogwarts I found that terrifying just absolute terror was felt because of that happening when Harry was there oh by the way I still can't figure out where quirrel when to see basilisks and Demond and dragons in the same room exploding repeatedly but it scared him for life and Voldemort never appeared in that timeline interestingly enough
The time after that I saw Runivald born and half of them were bothering both Archer and Rin and the other half were bothering Shiro and Saber and someone had gave them their memories back just to piss off the universe which I found hilarious
The next time I missed the birth of a child was when my lover was born