DISCLAIMER: I, Kit, do not own Adventure Time. *throws a rock at a lawyer* Now leave, money sucking demons!
Sometimes, I just cannot handle that boy!
Sometimes, he'll come bother me when I'm at my busiest, practically begging for attention.
Sometimes, I'll throw a party and bake cakes, only to find that every. Last. Red. Thing. Is. White.
Glob, and sometimes, I can hear him playing as loud as he possibly can on the stupid axe-guitar thing right outside my window. In the middle of the globbing night, too!
Sometimes, ugh, sometimes, he breaks into my room and digs through all my personal belongings!
And sometimes, and this really gets me, he'll follow me around all day when I shop, invisible, messing my things up, tripping me, trying to scare me, thinking I don't know it's him.
Ah, but sometimes, I just have to admit it - I love that undead moron.
Because sometimes, when he bothers me, I'm bored to CandyLand and back or extremely stressed out. He'll entertain me by making up a stupid song ('There's no fun here, let's go kiss some deers, or maybe drink a beer... or explore the 15th tier!') or he'll pull me up off my chair and hug me close to him, and we'll dance in the air together.
Sometimes, he makes a boring party fun, or a fun party even more fun. He's always the life of one, no matter what. Or when the decoration, be it pink or red, are off color, he'll make it the perfect shade. And whenever he does eat all the red out of my pastries, he always compliments on how the red tastes better when it's from me.
Glob, and sometimes, he plays softly, just enough that I get up to make sure I'm not hearing things, and serenades me. When I have a nightmare or have struggles falling asleep, he'll play a lullaby, something that's always perfect.
Sometimes, well, sometimes, when he breaks into my house, he's cleaning up my messes, helping out Peppermint Maid, and (not or) just putting up things in my room.
And sometimes, this I'm quite thankful for, he watches my back, protecting me when I go outside the Candy Kingdom. He scares the stuffing out of any potential threats, staying close, trying to lighten my load, all while invisible.
Sometimes, Marshall Lee the Vampire King is the most annoying being in all of Aaa. Sometimes, he's the sweetest thing I've ever met in my life. Sometimes, he gets on my nerves, but no matter what, I'll always love him.
As always, tell me what you think! I'll take any suggestions you guys have, whether it be through commenting or PM-ing!
Love and Penguins, my dear pets!