[Today is not a great day for some Soul Reapers, because it`s raining...]
[Rukia is standing by the door, watching the rain]
Rukia: Damn. Yoruichi was right, it`s raining...
Yoruichi: (walks in) Haha! Do you see that? (points at the rain) It`s raining. I was right.
Rukia: Yes, I know. Now that it`s raining what can we do?
Yoruichi: I honestly don`t know.
Rangiku: (walks in all wet) Damn Yammamoto!
Rukia: (laughs) What`s up with you?
Rangiku: That stupid bastard made me run some errands for him.
Yoruichi: That`s not so bad.
Rangiku: In the rain! And not only is my hair wet, but my new clothes are wet too! (stands in the rain and looks up) Can`t this day get any worse?
[Lightning strikes her]
[Rangiku`s colour turned brown with smike coming out of her]
[Rukia and Yoruichi can`t help but laugh their ass off]
Rangiku: (looks up) Thank you! That really made my day! (walks back inside and stares at the girls) Well I hope you`re having fun. (walks away)
Rukia: We are. (laughs)
Yoruichi: You do realize that she`s gonna kill us later, right? (laughs)
Rukia: You bet. (gigles)
[Renji and Kisuke walk in]
Kisuke: Wow, the rain is really coming down.
Renji: Yeah, and it never rains here...
Rukia: Hey sweetie, I forgot to ask you what Byakuya wanted to show you the other day.
Renji: (looks serious) Can we not talk about that right now? It makes me want to puke.
Yoruichi: Was it really that discussting?
Renji: You have no idea.
Kisuke: Did he show you his dick or something? (laughs)
Renji: ...yeah.
Rukia: OMG he showed you his dick?
Renji: Not only that. He..wanted me to suck it...
Yoruichi: Did you suck it? (laughs)
Renji: Of course not!
Rukia: Why didn`t you?
Kisuke: Rukia, what the hell is wrong with you?
Rukia: Sorry, I got way too much Yaoi in my head these days.
Yoruichi: That is soo true.
Renji: Maybe he was drunk that day.
Yoruichi: Or maybe he wanted you to fuck him all night long. (gigles)
Kisuke: You girls are too obsessed with Yaoi to even care.
Rukia: Is that so wrong?
Renji: I`m your boyfriend. You`re supposed to be killing your brother right now.
Rukia: I am?
Yoruichi: She is?
Renji: You are.
Kisuke: She is.
[Byakuya walks by]
Byakuya: Hello guys. What`s up?
Renji: Your dick, that`s what`s up.
Byakuya: Oh crap, it is? I didn`t think anyone would notice.. (covers self)
Yoruichi: Eww.
Rukia: ... Moving on. Is it true that you Renji to suck your balls?
Kisuke: Balls is such a harsh word. Let`s try...cock. (laughs his ass off)
Byakuya: (looks away) I don`t know what you ate talking about.
Rukia: Don`t play dumb with me. Renji doesn`t lie about stuff like this.
Renji: That`s true, I don`t.
Rukia: Shut up honey, I`m talking here.
Renji: Okay, sorry.
Byakuya: Why would you even think that I would want Renji to suck my balls?
Rukia: I don`t know. It`s a weird world, to think we could be happier.
Yoruichi: And also a creepy world.
Kisuke: Byakuya just admit that you did it so this conversation can end sooner and painless.
Byakuya: Painless?
Kisuke: I know Rukia much better than you do to know what she`s capable of doing to poeple. Trust me.
Renji: Just admit it already!
Byakuya: I was drunk...
Yoruichi: Right...always blame it on the alcohol.
Renji: You didn`t look drunk to me. You were pretty damn serious.
Rukia: You`re really starting to waste my time here, big brother. I`m supposed to be reading my new Yaoi magazines right now so speed this up.
Byakuya: I was lonely and horny with nothing to do. There, I said it.
Renji: You have a very creepy way of showing your lonelyness. Seriously don`t ever do that again.
Byakuya: I know. I apologize. (walks out)
Rukia: This turned out dumber than I thought.
Yoruichi: Yeah, where was all the action?
Kisuke: Propably in Byakuya`s pants. (laughs)
Rukia: I`m going to read my magazine now.
Yoruichi: Me too.
[Rangiku walks back in]
Rangiku: Hey guys... Ha-ha-HACHOOO!
Kisuke: Daaamn, I`ve never seen you sneeze like that before.
Rukia: Yeah are you okay? Or did the rain make you sick.
Rangiku: I don`t know. I`m sure it was just a sneeze. HACHOOO! Fuck.
Yoruichi: Oh hell no. I don`t wanna get sick. Stay away from me, Rangiku. I mean it.
Renji: Let`s get out of here before we catch it!
[They run out]
Rangiku: Shit...
To Be Continued...