Alrighty! So, this is another crossover story! I hope you like it! I do not own Penguins Of Madagascar or Hamilton! There will introductory credits on who voices who. In between a couple sentences, actors voicing each of the Penguins (and the two Hamilton characters who are penguins here) will be listed in bold.
Chapter 1-Antarctica
(Narrator's POV)
Antarctica. An inhospitable wasteland.
Tom McGrath as Skipper
But even here, on Earth's frozen bottom, we find life, and not just any life. Penguins.
Chris Miller as Kowalski
Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life. Look at them tumbling on their chubby bum-bums. Who could take these frisky snow clowns...?
Conrad Vernon as Rico
(Skipper's POV)
"Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?" I asked, angry.
"I want to know, too!" Alexander, one of my men on my 5-penguin team, said.
Christopher Knights as Private
Oh, Alexander. The talker of the bunch.
"Who cares?" another penguin said.
"I question nothing!" another penguin said.
Lin-Manuel Miranda as Alexander Hamilton
"Me too!" another penguin said.
"Me too!" yet another penguin said.
"Well, fine! We'll just fly to the front and see for ourselves!" I yelled.
Before I could speak, I was interrupted. Again.
"Seriously?! We're all still wondering where we're marching to!" Alexander yelled.
Daveed Diggs as Lafayette
(Introductions to the people voicing each of the main penguins ends)
"Alexander, what did I say about interrupting your commanding officer before he talks?" I said angrily.
"Sorry" Alexander said.
"Kowalski! Rico! Alexander! Lafayette! Engage aerial surveillance!" I commanded.
The five of us began jumping.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Alexander asked while jumping.
"Come on! It's just an attempt!" I replied.
We all jumped a lot, flapping our flippers.
"Here we go! Doing it! Come on!" I commanded.
Suddenly, we all stopped jumping.
"Skipper, we appear to be flightless" Kowalski said.
"NON! WE'LL NEVER GET TO FLY!" Lafayette screamed out in anger.
"Well, what's the point of these?" I asked.
Rico tiredly slapped me on accident with his tired flipper on my flipper. I smiled.
"Whoa! I like it!" I said.
"Seriously? Rico just slapped you! How do you like a slap from a penguin?" Alexander asked.
Alex, Alex, Alex...
"Hey! This could be our thing!" I said.
"Hmmm...I agree with you this time. It's like a high five, but...what are we gonna call it?" Alexander asked.
Oh, Alexander! Always the one with the talking!
"Let's call it...the high one!" I said.
We all high-oned. Suddenly, we saw an egg roll by.
"Hey! Anybody see that? That's an egg!" I said.
"Is someone gonna go get it?" Alexander asked.
Once again, Alexander spoke. As I said. The talker of the bunch.
"We can't do that" a penguin said.
"Why not?!" Lafayette asked, angry.
"Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins" another penguin responded.
"You know. Cute and cuddly" another penguin said.
"WE'RE MORE THAN CUTE AND CUDDLY!" Alexander yelled.
"Can you keep silent for a minute please, Alexander?" I politely asked Alexander.
"Yes, sir!" Alexander said, saluting.
I looked at the stranger penguins again.
"Yeah. Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us?" I asked.
"Well, sorry kid. We lose a few eggs every year. It's just nature" another penguin replied.
"Oh. Nature. That makes sense but...something...something deep down in my gut tells me it makes no sense at all" I said.
"You know what? I reject nature! Who's with me?!" I asked.
I then slid down the icy slopes of Antarctica, being followed by my men. We soon reached an old ship.
"The old ship. No one's ever returned from there alive" Kowalski said.
"Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now. He's fine" I said.
As soon as we saw a leopard seal that was ready to eat the bird, I covered Alexander's eyes, for he was too young to see those things. He's 9 now, so for now, he's the youngest on the team. The rest of us penguins...well...we're a couple years older than him.
We soon saw the leopard seal eat the bird. Uh oh.
"Leopard seals. Nature's snakes" I said angrily, uncovering Alexander's eyes.
"Aren't snakes nature's snakes?" Kowalski asked.
"It's a metaphor!" Lafayette yelled.
"What should I know?! I live on the flipping frozen tundra!" I yelled.
Soon, we saw leopard seals going after the egg.
"They're going after the egg!" I yelled.
I looked at Kowalski.
"Give me a way down here, ASAP!" I yelled.
"All one would have to do is collect 300 feet of kelp, dry it in the..." Kowalski spoke.
While he spoke, Alexander yawned, not wanting to hear Kowalski speak for more than a minute.
"Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear. They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die" a documentary reporter said.
"Gunter, give them a shove" the same documentary reporter said to a man with a mircophone.
"...harnessing the jellyfish we trained to obey simple voice commands-" Kowalski spoke, getting interrupted when all of us penguins got shoved off the cliff by a mircophone.
"And that ends the long talk!" Alexander yelled, happy to know Kowalski's super long speaking about his option was over.
"Really, Alexander?" Kowalski asked.
Alexander sighed.
"That's more like it!" I said.
We were all swallowed by snow into a snowball. We landed on the ship, ready to get the egg. We attacked the leopard seals. Soon, Rico got hold of the egg.
"That-a-boy, Rico! Don't let him have it!" I commanded.
Rico swallowed the egg. That made Alexander freak out, for he didn't like it when things like jewelry and stuff gets swallowed by Rico. And also because Alexander's the youngest anyway. For now.
"Okay. I guess that works" I said.
We soon were chased by the leopard seal.
"Get to high ground!" I yelled.
Us five penguins hopped on a cannon on the ship.
"Now what?" Lafayette asked.
"We fire the cannon, right?" Alexander asked.
"Not now" I replied.
"I recommend firing it now" Kowalski said.
"Nope" I said.
"We should really fire it" Lafayette said.
"Not until we see the whites of it's eyes" I said.
"They're mostly pupil. Very little white. Almost none!" Kowalski said.
"They got to have a little bit of white, right?" Alexander asked.
Well, what Alexander said was EXACTLY what I was going to say!
"None whatsoever" Kowalski replied.
"What if they look really far into the left?" I asked.
The leopard seal looked to the left.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" I commanded.
We fired the cannon. We were launched into the air. Soon, we landed on a piece of ice. Alexander landed on the ground first, followed by Lafayette, and then Rico, who regurgitated the egg, then Kowalski, and then me. I caught the egg on time.
"Ow! You guys are squishing me!" Alexander yelled.
"Kowalski, analysis?" I asked.
"We are really awesome at this!" Kowalski said happily.
We all got out of stack formation. I helped Alexander up.
"You alright there, Alex?" I asked.
"Yes. Thanks" Alexander replied.
"Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished!" I said.
"Hey, we can do our thing! High one!" I commanded.
"Yes!" Kowalski said.
We all did our high one. My flipper accidentally cracked the egg when it hit it, though. We all gasped. Well, Alexander screamed a little in fear.
"My bad!" I said.
Suddenly, the egg began to hatch.
"Aww" Alexander said happily.
"Oui!" Lafayette said excitedly.
"Look. It's the miracle of birth" I said.
"A moment of extraordinary beauty" Kowalski said.
Suddenly, the egg hatched, and fluid went all over the place.
"Krut!" Lafayette yelled in disgust.
"Eww!" Alexander yelled, trying to get some of the sticky fluid off of him.
"Oh, that's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sack in my mouth!" I yelled in disgust.
We then all awed in adorableness when we saw a baby penguin with an eggshell on it's head.
"Hello! Are you my family?" the baby penguin asked.
We all looked at each other, nodding. We turned to look at the baby penguin again.
"You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry" Kowalski said.
"What?" the baby penguin asked.
"Excuse me?! It's just a baby! It's an orphan like me! It needs an older penguin to support and care for them!" Alexander yelled.
"What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about?" Kowalski asked.
I slapped Kowalski.
"No one's gonna die!" I yelled.
We all looked at the baby penguin again.
"Know what you've got kid? You've got us. We've got each other. And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is. So adorable" I said.
The baby penguin smiled.
"Kowalski, what's our trajectory?" I asked.
"95% we're still doomed" Kowalski replied.
"And the other five percent?" I asked.
"Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever been before" Kowalski said.
"I'll take that action" I said.
"But where are we going?" Alexander asked.
"To the future, boys. Glorious future" I replied.
Once I'm done with this story, I'll do an extra chapter based on how Alexander was found and taken in by the other penguins since he's an orphan just like how Private was an orphan. I do not own Penguins Of Madagascar or Hamilton! It would be really nice for you to support this story by reviewing and favoriting it. Please do!