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A/N: Criticisms are fine. Don't like, don't read. I apologize in advance for any mistakes.
~Chapter 1: The Makers~
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"… So?" Naruto asked his tenant after the speechless silence that occurred from one of his infamous ideas.
"… Brat… You sure you're not off your knockers? Even though I am bored but…" Kurama asked in an incredible voice. Even though he has been with this idiot for so many years, he can still shock his so much with these random ideas of his. Although this idiot has matured a little, he's still just that- an idiot.
He just can't stress that point enough.
"I think it's a good idea! It's been so long since the world changed around and Pangaea happened. Ever since then, world has been weird and we need entertainment anyways so why not?" Naruto answered hotly as he stretched his legs in preparation of his insane idea. Everything he had just said was part of the harsh and boring truth.
They have nothing to do.
Naruto and Kurama, have fused and became one being after the Fourth Shinobi war and wandered around for a few million years in search of a way to un-fuse them; needless to say, that search was unfruitful and they were stuck. Being ancient now, they made their own island in a pocket dimension that Naruto made with his Fuuinjutsu. It took many chaotic explosions before they finally found a hole well enough for them to live in. After all those spacial explosions, they were going to give up soon if they couldn't find one after the million or so pocket holes they went through.
Who was it that said being Immortal made them omnipotent? If they were, they could have made one with a thought! But in the end, they still had to go the long, manual labor and experimental route that proved disastrous for their mentality. He almost went Madara and Rabbit Goddess combined.
He currently has a hobby of mixing and growing weird fruit, which got him an idea. Oh, and he is in the shape of a 9 tailed fox, mimicking Kurama. Being a fox is better as they don't have to obey stupid laws that the people down on Earth made and all the extra tails meant more 'arms' to work with.
"This Devil Fruit idea sounds interesting, but can you pull it off? And… HOW WILL YOU MAKE DEVIL FRUITS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" Kurama yelled at him in his mind. Really, his container makes up the oddest of the oddest ideas! If his container was left by himself, the world would have already been destroyed!
...Was it a good thing he was with this kind of idiot? Thinking of how the world would be if his container had his murderous brother Shukaku... The world would be a hell of sand and blood...
The blood was fine, it was just sand that he hated.
He's still a Beast after all.
"I'm just naming it that for fun and after some experimenting, I figure I could insert certain chakra inside and have the eater be able to use whatever abilities that's merged within fruit. Kukukuku…" He laughed evilly as an ominous aura surrounded him. A sudden image of a devil appeared over his head, one of those stereotype devils with the horns and all the things one imagines that the devil has.
Kurama sweat-dropped at the sight and pointed something out, "You know you sounded just like Orochimaru just now you know." Even the laugh was the same. Immortality really has done its job.
Naruto froze like stone and crackled. Orochimaru? NOOO! And he ran around the clearing, screaming his fox head off as he kicked up dust and created a mini tornado that blew sand and dust everywhere.
Kurama, after a minute of watching his container run around screaming his head off, finally had enough and cracked. "SHUT UP!" he snapped before continuing in a calmer voice. "There is another problem with your pet project. What if some evil guy like Madara-teme got his hands on one of your creations? Then what are you going to do?"
Naruto huffed with his chest puffed out. "Did you think I didn't think about that? I'm going to make a weakness for those that eat my fruit and that they can't eat more than one. Some people are really greedy you know~." He whistled as he made the first one. 'First, how about a fire fruit? What should I name it…? I can think about that later.' And later he just got lazy...
Kurama sigh a deep, heavy sigh that contained all his heartfelt tiredness for the many years he had to watch over this idiot. His container is so unpredictable… well, he was known as The most unpredictable ninja in his time period. And who knew that he would become immortal? Definitely not him. It would be like the world ending... In a way it did since Ninja's weren't really around...
"Brat, I think that you need to make a catalog with pictures and descriptions for those fruits your make." He informed his idiot container, but got ignored. "Hey! Pay attention!" he snapped, but was still ignored and he sighed, "Fine, I'll do it." And he summoned himself out of the seal to start making the catalog as Naruto started his pet project.
Someone needed to keep things organized after all. Otherwise, there would be another landslide full of junk.
xxxxx
A few hundred years later…
"Mwahahahaha! Brat! This idiot reminds me of you!" exclaimed a laughing Kurama as he pointed at the special 'Fruit' mirror. After those stressful years, Kurama has further lost a few of his sanity cells.
"Hey!" yelled an indignant blonde fox, but he too, was laughing. "The Gomu-Gomu fruit is certainly put to good use on this guy! What was his name? Ruffy? Poofy? Luffy? That's right!"
Kurama finally calmed down and heaved. "Even so, he really is like you, but an even bigger idiot than you." He deadpanned while pointing an accusing tail at him like a finger.
Naruto shrugged in response. "I really hate this guy! Blackbeard? Is he stupid? What a bad naming sense!" he exclaimed as he switched targets and sneered at the ugly pirate.
Kurama merely waved a tail lazily before answering. "This guy is basically the bad guy this time like Madara was in our time but he is really stupid. At least Madara was smarter than this idiot." No one can out-villian Madara and the Rabbit Goddess. Those two nearly took over the world after all, and somehow planned for years.
Naruto suddenly froze before he shouted. "Oh NO!" he yelled as he grabbed the mirror. The mirror was something they made before randomly throwing the fruits out into the world to see the people who ate the fruit. That way, they can check up on things and make sure his creation isn't abused to the point of world domination. Other than that, they don't really care.
"What?" Kurama asked as he gives himself a good stretch. After all that hard work, they were becoming NEETs in a way. This must be how gods feel like.
"THAT ACEY BOY IS GOING TO BE KILLED!" Naruto yelled in horror as he started to go into a frenzy and started to pack random things into his storage.
"Calm down brat. Even if he going to die, what about it?" asks a sunbathing Kurama. Why would they care about some brat? They've seen plenty, and didn't really care.
"He's one of my favorites though! And I'm kind of bored so I was kind of hoping to go and kick some asses and get some action. They are in a war." Naruto answered as he poked his fingers together like Hinata. Living so long, they were starting to get weird mood swings and personality changes... Are they really going to be alright?
But still, this was not the time to care about personality changes as long as they don't go the emo and suicidal route. Or the world destruction one, unless it's that bad.
But that idea got Kurama's attention since he wasn't exactly sane anymore, not like really was in the human sense. He hasn't gotten any action in such a long time! He jumped up and made a portal to go to the battlefield. He turned toward Naruto and yelled at him, "What are you waiting for? Come on!" and he jumped into the portal.
Naruto sweat-dropped at his partners' action before scrambling after him yelling, "Wait for me!" And threw a few more things into his storage before going.
xxxxx
At the battlefield…
"Ace!" yelled a desperate Luffy as he fought through marines that were coming at him left in right. He dodged a sword that could have made a nice sized hole in his stomach if he didn't dodge and kicked the marine away.
"Luffy! Get out of here! You aren't strong enough!" Ace shouted to his brother as the sounds of fighting crowded around him. Luffy is going to get himself killed! Damn, he is the older brother, Luffy can still live for him and Sabo even if he dies! What respectable older brother would let their younger brother get killed for them?
Certainly not him! But Luffy...
"No way!" Luffy answered as he continued battling through the ranks. What kind of person would he be if he didn't even follow his own creed? Definitely not a good one!
The battle went on for several minutes until somebody interrupted it by pointed at the sky which led to many others gawking at the sky.
From the sky, there is a holy light. And out of the holy lights came down… paint balls? And are those toads? Or are those frogs? A person can't really tell the difference between those.
Plop, plop, croak, croak
And every person got covered in paint along with toads on or around them. They were all frozen in shock until they're interrupted out of their stupor by somebody laughing. Or more like two foxes laughing.
"Bwahahaha! Did you see their faces? Their faces!" and he rolled around laughing.
"Dying! I'm dying! I dying! Can't believe that out of all of things I did, I'm going to die this way!" laughed out a tear streaming Kurama. "Did you get the photos?" He needed things to laugh at in his spare time.
"Yep!"
"What the heck? Talking foxes? Awesome! Will you guys join my crew?" Asked an excited Luffy. Who wouldn't want such awesome foxes to join their crew?
Naruto and Kurama waved their tails in the 'no' fashion and answered together. "Not gonna happen brat." Naruto blew off a bubble and watch it drift before popping.
Luffy yelled back indignantly, "I'm not a brat! I'm the man who's going to be the Pirate King!" he declared proudly and determinedly.
The two answered in union. "To us, you are you know. We're immortal." But they really didn't look like it...
"Not to mention, you aren't a man. You're a kid, a rubber kid." Kurama added on as a side comment to himself.
"Immortal foxes? That is even more awesome! You have to join my crew!" exclaimed a starry eyes Luffy as he totally missed the side comment in favor of getting the two awesome immortal talking foxes to join his crew.
They shook their heads. "Not going to happen" – "because" – "We're the devils." The two finished with matching smirks on their faces.
"Devils?" Ace asks. The people nearby almost forgot what they are supposed to be doing until they heard Ace exclaiming out! They were in a war dammit! But they still want to get answers so they'll worry about that afterwards. Not like the war is going anywhere since both sides wanted to know what the hell was going on.
Kurama snorts. "Where you think those 'Devil Fruits' of yours come from?" Humans can be so ignorant and stupid sometimes.
"They came from us!" Naruto told them, his chest swelled with pride as his tails waved behind him. They were the fruits of his effort after a few hundred years! How can he not be proud?
The people around could only stare. Devil fruit really were devil fruits. And the creators are those two?
What the heck?
"Oh, by the way. One piece is also something made by us~" Naruto told them with a foxy grin, while Kurama only snorted again.
People could only stare some more and think,
What the heck?
"What is the purpose of Devil Fruits in this world then?" Whitebeard decided to ask with narrowed eyes as he eyed the two makers. Foxes, devil foxes. This is not good at all.
"Nothing! Just because we were bored!"