And down the drain you'll fall… My attempt at humor!
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Can You Keep Your Mind Out the Gutter?
"What a cock-," Zelda gripped the edges of the table. "-amamie theory."
"I'm just saying, a little bit of white on your body would do you some good…" Link grasped his shaft and traced it to the tip. "You'd look great covered in white-"
"Oooh…" Zelda groaned. "Put your Master Sword away when we do this! No weapons are allowed in here! … I'm embarrassed…"
"Zelda, don't be, just spread your-"
"Pussy-kins! Get off the table! Now you're all covered in my cream!" she put her cat in the sink and let the water run over him as he mewed. "Silly kitty, you love the water, don't you?"
"Your pussy does love to get wet…" he rubbed his chin. "Strange cat."
"You're strange, now, help me beat my-"
"Woah!" Link's eyes widened. "Zelda, you're hot, you're on fire!"
"What? OH!" she ran around frantically as flames covered her purple dress. "Put it out, put it out!"
He threw a bucket of water on her, "Ahh… Zelda, you're so wet!"
"I give up," she handed him the bowl of cake batter. "Baking is for servants; you want a cake, you make it… and I'm taking my pussy with me."
"Aww… but I love that furry puss!" he pouted as she stalked out the kitchen with her sopping kitten in hand. "I didn't even want cake, I've been dying for some meat… What I'd give for a thick, meaty-"
"Sausage?" Dark appeared from the shadows; he held his hot, stiff meat in Link's surprised face. "I usually enjoy my meat by my lonesome but… I'm willing to share."
"Really?! Thanks!" he put Dark's engorged sausage in his mouth. "Mmm, yummy…"
"Greedy, save some for Zelda!"
"Sorry…" he suddenly penetrated Dark with his Master Sword. "This meat is only for my mouth!"
I'm… I'm not sure what happened here...
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