My second fic. Flames and/or reviews gladly accepted.
Disclaimer: I'd be eating ramen with Naruto if I owned him. And I'm not eating ramen now. Nor is he in the vincinity.
30 Ways to Annoy Shikamaru Nara
1. Blow raspberries in his ear when he tries to sleep.
2. Graffiti his face when he sleeps face-up.
3. Tell Temari he thinks she's crazy.
4. Sell tickets to people to watch Temari beat the pants off him.
5. Tell his mother he thinks she's troublesome.
6. Roll on the floor laughing as he gets dragged away by the ear.
7. Say 'mendokuse' before he gets to say it.
8. Do commentary loudly while he and Asuma play shogi.
9. Play 'Geek in the Pink' by Jason Mraz on his stereo while he takes a bath to make it seem like he's singing it.
10. Shoot holes in the clouds while he tries to watch them.
11. Read out random paragraphs from Kakashi's Icha Icha to him.
12. Dip his pants in meat sauce and get Kakashi to summon his nin-dogs.
13. Give him Kakashi's entire Icha Icha collection and tell Kakashi he stole them.
14. Eat all of Anko's dango and blame their disappearance on him.
15. Treat Naruto to ramen and put the bill on Shikamaru's tab.
16. Get a goat to eat all of Ino's flowers and blame him for burning them.
17. Tell Sakura he thinks she's sexy in front of Temari and Ino.
18. Tell Gaara Shikamaru was the one who stole his eyebrows.
19. Shave off Gai and Lee's eyebrows and tell them Shikamaru stole them because he was jealous of their youth.
20. Dye his pineapple green and the rest of his hair yellow so that he looks like a REAL pineapple.
21. Steal all his hair-ties so that he has to walk around with half-green half-yellow hair.
22. Eat all Naruto's instant ramen and leave a note saying, "Shikamaru was here".
23. Give him a bra for his birthday in the middle of the street loudly commenting about how his supposed rack was bigger than Tsunade's.
24. Steal Chouji's potato chips and hoard them in Shikamaru's room.
25. Water his hair with a watering can, insisting that his pineapple needs water to grow.
26. Put a cactus in his bed.
27. Spray whipped cream on wherever he's about to sit.
28. Tell him you love him. Incessantly.
29. Whisper the word 'sex' loudly while he's trying to watch the clouds.
30. Name each and every cloud that you see loudly and randomly.