HI, PEOPLES! I have a new story for you! READ!
Once upon a time there was a box of Fruit Loops. The box of Fruit Loops was happily married with three kids. The box of Fruit Loops went to the grocery store. Then all of a sudden, it was picked up. It scream to be put down. Then someone open its head and started eating his brains. It screamed some more then it died. TT. Anyway….
Once upon a time there was a girl named Miyu. She when to the grocery store to buy a box of Fruit Loops. When she got home and tried to eat the cereal, she heard someone scream. She ignored it and poured herself a bowl of Fruit Loops. Then Kai comes in. He asks, "Can I have some Fruit Loops?"
Miyu says, "No". Kai gets angry and walks off cursing. Then Takao comes in. He asks, "Can I have some Fruit Loops, Miyu?"
"No," says Miyu. Then Takao takes Miyu's bowl away. Now Miyu turns into a horrible Fruit Loop craving beast who won't be satisfied until it has a bowl of Fruit Loops. The Miyu monster chases after Takao until he runs into Kimmiko.
"Ow! Hey! Why did you run into me?" she asks. "I can't stop running because I'm being chased by a Miyu monster!" answers Takao. Kimmiko says, "You stole her Fruit Loops didn't you?" Then the Miyu monster comes from around the corner and attacks Takao. Kimmiko watches as Takao gets his ass kicked.
Eventually, Takao gives Miyu back her Fruit Loops. Then Miyu pushes Takao in the middle of the street where he is almost hit by a car but instead the car was destroyed by his belly fat.
"How are you, Miyu?" asks Kimmiko. Miyu who's stuffing her face with Fruit Loops says, "I'm great!" Kimmiko then scratches her head and says, "I thought you could only say great when you're eating Frosted Flakes? Anyway, I brought Lucky Charms!" So Miyu and Kimmiko eat cereal together. Then Shorty Vampire comes out of nowhere and asks, "Hey Miyu can I have some Fruit Loops?" and Miyu says, "NO! DAMNIT! I WANT MY FRUIT LOOPS! RARG!"
So Shorty Vampire takes some of Miyu's Fruit Loops and flies off quickly before the sun starts to burn his pale pasty vampire skin. Miyu starts to chase after him angrily calling out, "Come back here Lion Boy!" As Miyu chases after Shorty Vampire, Kai steps in front of her. "Miyu give me some Fruit Loops now!" Then Miyu attacks Kai in the one place he's vulnerable. You can guess right? His head! HAA HA! I fooled all of you! You guys are sick! Anyway, Kai is hurt badly and passes out. Dynasty who's watching from a tree.
"Ha ha ha! Kai you suck!" laughs Dynasty. Takaiyu appears with a poof and says, "No Kai! Miyu I challenge you to a death match of doom and mortification! And death!"
And Miyu says, "I accept you challenge!"
OHH! DEATH MATCH! YAY REVIEW TO SEE MORE!
