WARNINGS: don't read.
A/N: by the way, they never died. JUST SO YOU KNOW. Oh, also, you might wanna know: James is a girl.
DISCLAIMER: We are neither sane nor insane nor normal but woo horny. So don't sue. You know you enjoy it. JK is a mooha.
One day James said to Lily, "I think it's time I bought my first bra."
Lily looked worried. "Are you sure Harry's ready for that?"
Then James said, "What do you think: A or B cup?"
"Well judging by my experience," (A/N: hint hint :D), "I'd say you were a C."
"Fair enough. Shall we go to the bra shop?"
"No, I think we should go to Marks and Sparks," said James.
"Ooh yes, I want to get measured!" Lily said enthusiastically.
"Marks and Sparks? Can I come?" asked Harry.
Lily got bored so raped Harry. HOT. HOT SEX.
Harry enjoyed it.
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED WAS….
They were at Marks and Sparks, right? And everyone got really really BORRRRED. So Lily pressed her hot body up against a security guard. While James leaned against a counter and fingered himself. Ooh Baby, he thought.
Marks and Sparks was now a whore-house.
Harry grinned. "We should call Dumbledore. He's so sexy. I neeeed his love."
Lily and James agreed.
What a happy, loving family.
THE END.
EPILOGUE
Harry and Albus loved their days of bum-raping.
SECOND END.
By the people who brought to you:
"BUM-RAPE, THE MYSTERIES"
"ANAL SEX, HOW AND WHERE?"
"ANOTHER DAY IN THE BROTHEL HOUSE"
"HOW TO GET MULTIPLE ORGASMS"
and
"MY, MY, YOU'RE BIG."
BY
The Two Hornyteers And The One That Tagged Along (For A Bum-Rape)