Why Cupid doesn't need to be bored

Writer's Block...Writer's Block...Writer's Block...(trinity!)

It sucks...affects just about every writer...and right now I got a bad case of it...(trinity!!)

So I said...start this thingy...about the Organization...(triple trinity!!!)

Writer's Block... ... ...ok, here's I made a list of members chosen ramdomly. Heh heh...ok...I can do that...OK! Begin story!

"Hmmm...what can I do" said the flying cherub, Cupid, "I just got these new arrows that'll work on anyone, and now I have to wait a whole month to use them. This sucks."

Even though he was flying, which he enjoyed, he still couldn't find anything to do. Until a thought...

"I don't think Zeus would mind if I used a few of the arrows...he wouldn't know the difference. Besides, I DO need to test them out...hee hee, this should be entertaining!"

With that thought, he flew down(yes straight down) and landed in front of Castle Oblivion. "Uhh...this place looks kinda scary. As long as it's got people in it, I'm okay!"

"Axel, I know you have Mr. Rocky, and if you don't give him back I'LL"-"Listen Lexaeus, I don't have it. Maybe you lost him or something." the flame lord camly said. "I KNOW you have it, don't deny!" "I don't have it. Got it memorized?"

"Apparently not," our little cherub said to himself. "just watching these two is giving me a itch to test these bad boys out." and with that notion, he carefully placed an arrow in his bow, took careful aim, and let loose the love inside of Lexaeus. "Hee hee hee, let's see how this plays out!"

"Ax...el..." "Uh...Ha ha! I knew your puny mind couldn't keep track of anything for more than five minutes!" But as Axel taunted, Lexaus paid no mind. He just stared at Axel, stared with immense love in his eyes. "Ax...el..." "Ok, I'm gettin' while the gettin's good."

"Tch, I should've known. I forgot to shoot the other guy. Here goes!" Then a second arrow flew true to Axel's behind.

"Poor lexae-OW! What was-thaaaat..." were the words of Axel when he laid eyes on Lexaeus. The two stared into each other's eyes, then Lexaeus made thefirst move but they were interuppted.

"Hey Axel," said Roxas who just happened to drop in when the two were to kiss, "Axel...what are you..." "Oh Roxas, glad you came. I wanted to tell you that I'm breaking up with you to be with my true love Lexaeus. Hope it's okay!" "Ok...YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY?!? I thought we had something Axel!!!" "Roxas, you have to understand," said the lovestruck silent hero, "people move on to bigger and better things." "Yeah, and I sure moved on to someone bigger and better." added Axel as he felt Lexaeus's musclar arms. "But we had something special, and you're just gonna throw it away?!? Well...I...you...gonna...-WAAAAAAHHH! Axel! How could you do this to me? To US!!!" cried the blonde but Axel nor Lexaeus didn't hear him. They were too busy kissing each other. Seeing that only made Roxas cry even more. "A-a-AXEL! Why-WAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm gonna go eat ice cream and fart 'till I pass out! I hope your happy!" and with that, he stormed off to the kitchen to grab the biggest tub of ice cream and go in his room to eat ice cream and fart 'till he passes out.

"Hee hee hee! Hilarious! I didn't know he had a lover already! Man these arrows are -huh?"

He stopped because Axel and Lexaeus stopped. They stood there staring at each other, horrified at the thought of what they did.

"Lexaeus, I'll give you back Mr. Rocky if you never speak a word of this to anyone."

"Axel, I wouldn't speak a word of this to anyone even if you didn't return Mr. Rocky. Speaking of which...GIVE ME MR. ROCKY!!!!!"

"I told your country hick self I didn't have it!"

"Hey! It wore off! Stupid arrows, I won't get anywhere if I use these on Valentine's. Hmm...I'm still bored and I have too many of these short-time arrows and there's more people around...hee hee hee...Zeus told me to use them well..."

The next random paring is...da da-da DA!!! Saix and Xigbar!!! Oh yeah, all of this is happening on the same ay, so the Organization can interfer as usual. Hee hee hee...if you have suggestions on how this could play out, I'm listening! Oh, one more thing...

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts nor Cupid, god of love.