IB:Here I am writing a rp story that me and Loony Locus are doing.
Clad:Read and review and get Billy's sham-pooh. It's made with real pooh and the stink will never go away!
IB:My first Billy and Mandy story enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy." Maxwell Atoms does. I do own "Becky and Clad" Clad:What do you mean you own me?
IB:I created you. You're mind. So there.
Clad:Humph.
Summery:A new kid on the block means a new friend for Grim. Still friendship can only go so far. Does it have a breaking point? Review please.
Chapter 1 The Cookies of Doom
In Endsville a certain little boy with a big nose was watching the glass of milk on the floor. Bored he suddenly felt the craving for something. "Grim! Grim!" he yelled.
Grim was in the kitchen reading the morning obituaries. He groaned as Billy called his name, and kept on ignoring him. Billy kept on yelling so he went outside but the annoying sound still went through. Grim using his sythe opened a portal to the Underworld and went in. However Billy still screamed as loud as he could, and poor Grim could still hear him.
Grim kept ignoring Billy, getting very frustrated. After an hour he went back to the living room and sat on the couch. Billy kept yelling not even noticing he was there. Grim turned the Gardening channel on and growled in annoyance. He missed the whole show after an hour passed and Billy continued to yell. He was very annoyed and fire was in his eyes. "WHAT DO YA WANT?!" he finally yelled.
Billy stopped yelling and began pondering that. After yelling for two hours it was so hard to remember. "I don't remember," he answered, shrugging his shoulders.
"UGH!" Grim groaned, annoyed. He suddenly noticed Mandy was missing not that he care, but being bossed around was better than being annoyed. "Hey! Where's Mandy?" he asked, looking around. It wasn't like her to not be here bossing him to do meaningless chores.
"I don't know," Billy answered, and began picking his nose. "By the way there's a new kid in a big house right across and will you clean my nose?" he asked. His nose was full and needed to be empty before it started itching.
Grim let out a big sigh and sat back down on the couch. "Great another kid to get annoyed by," he grumbled. Then realizing what Billy said, his face turned green, and he stood up. "EW! What's da matter with ya, boy!?!" he shouted, shoving Billy away.
The door bell rang and outside was a boy smiling, and was a foot taller than Billy. He had long brown hair, a hippie outfit, and a golden peace medallion. A teen girl a foot taller than her friend stood next to him. She had blond pigtails and was wearing a red dress with orange flames, and a star amulet.
Billy answered the door and starred at them.
The boy grinned wide. "Hey! Where selling cookies!" the boy yelled, enthussilty.
"Cookies!" Billy yelled, happily. Cookies where the very thing he wanted Grim to get. What luck. "I need money!" he screamed and ran off to get money.
Grim put down the newspaper at the sound of cookies and walked over to the door. "Cookies!" Grim cheered. "Hey, I haven't seen you kids around here before, are you da new kids?" he asked, eyeing them.
"My name is, Clad and I'm 14, she's 16, and you're a skeleton," Clad said, starring in wonder. It wasn't everyday a talking skeleton answered the door so he took a picture to remember it bye.
The girl glared at him for a sec and smiled coldy. The plan was to sell cookies not talk to the buyers. "Yes where new and...AHHH! THE GRIM REAPER!" the girl yelled. She began backing away slowly in fear of being told it was time.
"AHAHAHAAA!!" Grim laughed happily. He liked it when he knew he could still scare people. That was very rare and it pleased him to know that people still feared death."Yes, but calm down. If you run away and Billy doesn't get his cookies, den you can bet he wont shut up for a while..." he complained, waiting for Billy to come back.
Billy opened a door, and went to a certain trunk, and began looking for money.
The girl growled at him slightly annoyed, and tired. "You'll get your cookies, now first I want to know when I die, my name is Becky Matias," she said, frowning.
This surprised Grim no one ever wanted to know that or they where all too old to care. "Why would ya want ta know something like DAT!?!" Grim asked, surprised, scratching his head in confusion.
"Cause I hate life and everyone else, so when is it?" Becky rudely stated, crossing her arms. This conversation wasn't going anywhere and her plan was to sell cookies and flee. Not talk to a bag of bones.
Grim narrowed his eyes at her a little annoyed. "Well... technically, I'm not allowed to say. Sorry kid. Just give us da cookies, and get on with your life," Grim told her. Why she wanted to know was beyond him.
"Why are you here, skeleton dude?" Clad asked, grinning. Becky crossed her arms and just starred creepily at Grim.
Grim was kind of shocked at how the girl looked at him, kinda reminded him of Mandy. Which he still wondered why she was no where in sight. "I lost a be, okay?" Grim said grumpily, not wanting to talk about it. It was very humiliating for him, and the underworld people still made fun of Grim for it.
Clad looked at Grim still smiling creepily."Really? Was it playing limbo?" Clad asked , still grinning, while picking his ear wax.
The girl stopped starring as questions filled her mind about him. Curious she lifted his robe up not aware of how personal that was. "Do you have a body?" Becky asked, still frowning.
"YES!" Grim shouted, shoving her away from him. Didn't she have any respect for privacy? "Your invading my personal space, mon!" he cried, embarrassed. He stopped suddenly, and looked at the boy. "How'd ya know dat?" he asked, suspiciously raising an eyebrow.
"I love cheese!" Clad said, stupidly. "I know a lot about you. More than you'll ever know," Clad said creepily.
"How can you eat? You're nothing but bones," Becky stated questionably, raising her olive color eyes at him, in confusion.
Grim shot Becky an annoyed look before turning back to Clad. It was very odd that the little mortal could know so much about him, and he wanted answers. "Dat's creepy, mon..." Grim said wearily. "How do ya know about me?" he asked, curious and confused.
"I read about you in a book," he answered, showing a book entitled The Horrible Life of Grim. It showed Grim on the cover crying and Billy dancing around him, while Mandy was on the couch wearing a crown, and robe, like a queen.
Billy ran over holding a big glop of money and looking mighty hungry. "Grim! I got money out of your trunk!" Billy stated, happily.
Grim twirled around to face Billy and he glared at him annoyed. He stashed the money out of Billy's hands, and began seething. "DANGIT BILLY! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YA TO STAY OUTTA DERE!?!" he yelled, fire appearing in his eyes.
Billy began pondering all the times Grim yelled at him for opening his trunk. "Uh...let me think...hmm...three million," he answered. "By the way Mandy said for you to do this list of chores," Billy stated, and handed Grim a list going fifty yards. Grim shuddered still wondering where Mandy was so he could tell her off.
"The cookies are free," Becky said handing the box to Billy. Now all she had to do was go home and the plan would unfold
Billy grabbed the box and began greedily eating the cookies in hunger.
Clad took some of the cookies and began eating them as well.
The girls eyes widen as her idiot friend at the cookies. "NO! You fool! You weren't supposed the eat them!" Becky yelled at her friend, very annoyed.
Grim was too busy paying looking at the book Clad mentioned to pay attention. He was flipping through pages and his eyes widen in anger. "HEY! HOW'D DEY GET DIS PICTURE!?! Grim shrieked in outrage. He was at the page of him trying on funny hats, it was very embarrassing for others to see it. Then he heard Becky yelling at her idiot friend Clad. "And why not?" he questioned her, confused.
"Cause I'm gonna explode!" Clad happily answered and continued eating the cookies.
Becky smacked her forehead and shifted her eyes. "Look at the time! It's late! We have to go Mr.Reaper!" Becky exclaimed. Her plan had failed and Clad would pay, but not here, in front of them. How can you take over if your friend eats your plan?
"Hey! Wait!" Grim yelled, to them, but they where already gone. He closed the door and turned to face Billy who was still stuffing his face with the cookies. "Stop eating, Billy!" he ordered, knowing the trouble he would be in if Billy exploded.
"Okayth," Billy said, and stuffed the cookies in his mouth, ignoring Grims wishes.
"I said stop it!" Grim shrieked, and he took out his sife. He began zapping all the cookies in-till they disappeared.
"MY COOKIES!" Billy yelled in horror. "Why did you do that?" he whimpered, and stuffed one cookie that didn't vanish into Grims mouth.
Grim spit the cookie out and glared at Billy in annoyance. "AUGH! Don't do dat! Didn't ya hear ANYTHING dat girl just said!?!" Grim asked, incredibly annoyed at Billy.
"Nope," Billy answered and went to the window. The new house suddenly shrunk from 30 feet tall to normal house size. He blinked. "I don't think they're of Earth, Grim," Billy stated.
Grim stared at Billy surprised and walked over. "Dat's probably the smartest thing I've ever heard ya say," he said, kind of impressed that Billy could figure that out all by himself. Billy beamed then went back to picking his nose. Grim sighed. "C'mon, let's go pay dem a visit," Grim said and he used his scythe to make a portal , and teleported Billy and himself into the living room of Becky and Clad's house.
B:Read and Review! Anyway if any-one's interested please join the rp. We need more people.
Clad:That's all for now folks.
