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Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't be broke now, would I?
30 Ways to Annoy Hyuuga Neji
1. Hum the Mission Impossible theme song whenever he activates his Byakugan.
2. Make a HUGE banner that says "I LOVE TENTEN!!! From Hyuuga Neji" and hang it in front of Hokage Tower.
3. Play 'Lonely' by Akon and laugh while he stares at it, shaking in anger.
4. Steal ALL his clothes and replace them with pink frilly dresses.
5. Take pictures of his now pink closet and get them published with the caption, 'Hyuuga Neji's Pink Fetish'.
6. Throw a brick through his window with a ransom note saying unless he wears a pink dress with a tiara in public, he'll never see his normal clothes again.
7. Take hundreds of pictures of him in said dress and tiara and send them to the Akatsuki and the Sand Siblings, along with the rest of Konoha.
8. Steal ALL his shoes and replace them with four-inch stilettos.
9. Dye his hair bright orange while he sleeps.
10. Record him screaming like a little girl as he sees his orange hair in the mirror.
11. Post the video on YouTube.
12. Burn all his boxers and replace them with thongs.
13. Watch him squirm with discomfort at the wedgies caused by the thongs with an evil, knowing smile.
14. 'Accidentally' tell his fanboys and fangirls his private IM address and email.
15. Buy him a wheel of blue cheese for his birthday.
16. Challenge him to a ramen-eating contest against Naruto.
17. Follow him around and blow extremely loud raspberries whenever he tries to speak.
18. Tell everyone he likes to knit in his spare time.
19. Pay a clown to smash a cream pie into his face whenever the clown sees him in public.
20. Pay Anko to force feed him dango at every meal.
21. Send ads to his fanboys offering Neji for spanking.
22. Scream at him for no apparent reason with Gai in a high falsetto whenever he trains with Lee.
23. Play 'Hollaback Girl' by Gwen Stefani when he takes baths, making it seem like he's singing it.
24. Make him read Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise.
25. Get Gai and Lee to scream "YOUTH!" at him for a whole day while hugging him.
26. Offer him Pakkun's dog food.
27. Tell Tsunade Neji said she had a nice rack.
28. Bribe Naruto to knock out Iruka with 'Sexy no Jutsu' then blame Neji for flashing him.
29. Stalk him.
30. Do all of this in ONE day.