Warning: Well... There's nothing really much here yet. But this is just here to tell you that there COULD be things here... if I so chose to do so. It's just a prologue... so nothing's set in stone yet. BUT GIMME OPINIONS! YESSSS! I SHALL WRITE WITH MY WRITER'S FIST! YOU! OBEY THE WRITER'S FIST! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Prologue: Psychadelic Arrival
A burst of fire lit the night sky, blazing like a comet in the void of space. It hissed, rattling windows as it sliced through the atmosphere of a large, oppressive city. Structures of black, red, and gray were illuminated by an eerie orange light before going dark once more.
A grassy field appeared, nestled among the dark and dreary landscape. It was the city park; trees and benches littered the quaint recreational area as a lake reflected starlight off of its mirror-like surface. The ball of fire zipped over the lake, temporarily rippling the surface, before slamming in to the playground.
A loud "sproing" issued as the fireball bounced, dropping bits and pieces as it went. Small candy hearts, bright yellow flowers, and dazed pink bunnies flew through the air, marking the path of the surprisingly bouncy inferno.
Finally, the object crashed in to the jungle gym and came to a complete stop. It was a small spaceship, sizzling and charred as brightly colored flowers and smiling faces decorated every inch of it. The door snapped off, which prompted hundreds of small pink bunnies to flee for their lives before a small creature stepped forth.
The creature was green in color, small and wearing a tattered red outfit that looked an awful lot like a dress. A large gold heart with a pink center was pinned to the shirt, as if sewn on to it by hand. Pink gloves and boots, trimmed with gold, dusted off the outfit. Bright gold eyes blinked repeatedly, devoid of any obvious pupil, as twin antenni twitched from atop its head. Razor sharp teeth, much like a bear trap, formed a large grin.
The creature peered about, curiously, before letting out a high pitched giggle.
"Perfect landing!" the creature declared, before breaking of into a fit of giggles. The creature began to whistle as it skipped off in to the night, leaving the charred psychadelic spaceship behind.
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"And in other news, an odd object was found in the middle of the Central Park Playground. Investigators have yet to understand what it is; the damage is extensive. However, they judge that it might be a circus item of some sort as it is decorated oddly by bright colors and adorable patterns," a reporter announced, in to her microphone, as her long blonde hair bounced with every movement.
The picture zoomed in on the object as firemen began to pry it out of the twisted metal. A large yellow face grinned at the camera as sparkles of pink and purple glittered.
"The investigators also suspect it might simply be some sort of Hippy Love Barrel, as the following bumper sticker was found," the reporter continued. She held up a piece of paper. "'Give Me Cookies Or I Will Kill You' and 'I Was A Teenage Sugar Bunny'," she read.
"Pathetic Earthenoids," Zim grunted, leaning back against his couch. "It is obviously some sort of inferior... thing... that has crashed upon this planet! It is a waste of time!"
Zim glanced at GIR, then looked at the television once more as the reporter glanced at the object, then let out a shriek as a small pink bunny leapt out and darted across the field.
"Still... that heap of space waste does remind me of something," Zim grunted. "But... no matter... GIR!"
GIR sat next to the green alien, sucking diligently upon a small brainfreezy. The purple fluid traveled up the straw and in to the dysfunctional S.I.R's mouth, causing a disgusting slurping sound.
"GIR!" Zim snapped, raising his voice more. "Change the channel! We shall not watch this filth any longer!"
"Let's watch the Scary Monkey Show!" GIR squealed. He waved his arms, splattering the couch and Zim with brainfreezy, before darting towards the television. Zim yowled and began to wipe away the sticky substance, violently cursing his robot slave.
At that moment, the doorbell rang.
Zim arched an imaginary eyebrow, then glanced at GIR. GIR ignored the door, his face glued to the television as a large brown monkey stared back. Zim scowled.
"GIR! The idoor/i," Zim snapped.
"SHUSH!" GIR said, eyes narrowing with disapproval. "The Scary Monkey is on!"
Zim sighed, then jumped off of the couch and trodded towards the door. He quickly put on his wig and human-eye contact lenses before flinging the door open with an irritated snarl.
"Who DAAAAAARES disturb-!" he began, then let out a choked gasp. A small green alien, an almost mirror-image of himself, stared back at him. The alien blinked, then grinned widely and waved its arms.
"HELLOOOO ZIM!" the alien squealed. "REMEMBER MEEEEEE? IT'S FAB!"
Zim let out an unearthly shriek of horror before slamming the door shut.
Prologue: Psychadelic Arrival
A burst of fire lit the night sky, blazing like a comet in the void of space. It hissed, rattling windows as it sliced through the atmosphere of a large, oppressive city. Structures of black, red, and gray were illuminated by an eerie orange light before going dark once more.
A grassy field appeared, nestled among the dark and dreary landscape. It was the city park; trees and benches littered the quaint recreational area as a lake reflected starlight off of its mirror-like surface. The ball of fire zipped over the lake, temporarily rippling the surface, before slamming in to the playground.
A loud "sproing" issued as the fireball bounced, dropping bits and pieces as it went. Small candy hearts, bright yellow flowers, and dazed pink bunnies flew through the air, marking the path of the surprisingly bouncy inferno.
Finally, the object crashed in to the jungle gym and came to a complete stop. It was a small spaceship, sizzling and charred as brightly colored flowers and smiling faces decorated every inch of it. The door snapped off, which prompted hundreds of small pink bunnies to flee for their lives before a small creature stepped forth.
The creature was green in color, small and wearing a tattered red outfit that looked an awful lot like a dress. A large gold heart with a pink center was pinned to the shirt, as if sewn on to it by hand. Pink gloves and boots, trimmed with gold, dusted off the outfit. Bright gold eyes blinked repeatedly, devoid of any obvious pupil, as twin antenni twitched from atop its head. Razor sharp teeth, much like a bear trap, formed a large grin.
The creature peered about, curiously, before letting out a high pitched giggle.
"Perfect landing!" the creature declared, before breaking of into a fit of giggles. The creature began to whistle as it skipped off in to the night, leaving the charred psychadelic spaceship behind.
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"And in other news, an odd object was found in the middle of the Central Park Playground. Investigators have yet to understand what it is; the damage is extensive. However, they judge that it might be a circus item of some sort as it is decorated oddly by bright colors and adorable patterns," a reporter announced, in to her microphone, as her long blonde hair bounced with every movement.
The picture zoomed in on the object as firemen began to pry it out of the twisted metal. A large yellow face grinned at the camera as sparkles of pink and purple glittered.
"The investigators also suspect it might simply be some sort of Hippy Love Barrel, as the following bumper sticker was found," the reporter continued. She held up a piece of paper. "'Give Me Cookies Or I Will Kill You' and 'I Was A Teenage Sugar Bunny'," she read.
"Pathetic Earthenoids," Zim grunted, leaning back against his couch. "It is obviously some sort of inferior... thing... that has crashed upon this planet! It is a waste of time!"
Zim glanced at GIR, then looked at the television once more as the reporter glanced at the object, then let out a shriek as a small pink bunny leapt out and darted across the field.
"Still... that heap of space waste does remind me of something," Zim grunted. "But... no matter... GIR!"
GIR sat next to the green alien, sucking diligently upon a small brainfreezy. The purple fluid traveled up the straw and in to the dysfunctional S.I.R's mouth, causing a disgusting slurping sound.
"GIR!" Zim snapped, raising his voice more. "Change the channel! We shall not watch this filth any longer!"
"Let's watch the Scary Monkey Show!" GIR squealed. He waved his arms, splattering the couch and Zim with brainfreezy, before darting towards the television. Zim yowled and began to wipe away the sticky substance, violently cursing his robot slave.
At that moment, the doorbell rang.
Zim arched an imaginary eyebrow, then glanced at GIR. GIR ignored the door, his face glued to the television as a large brown monkey stared back. Zim scowled.
"GIR! The idoor/i," Zim snapped.
"SHUSH!" GIR said, eyes narrowing with disapproval. "The Scary Monkey is on!"
Zim sighed, then jumped off of the couch and trodded towards the door. He quickly put on his wig and human-eye contact lenses before flinging the door open with an irritated snarl.
"Who DAAAAAARES disturb-!" he began, then let out a choked gasp. A small green alien, an almost mirror-image of himself, stared back at him. The alien blinked, then grinned widely and waved its arms.
"HELLOOOO ZIM!" the alien squealed. "REMEMBER MEEEEEE? IT'S FAB!"
Zim let out an unearthly shriek of horror before slamming the door shut.