AN: Hey guys…
Yeah, this is another 'ZOMG! I got sucked into the game!' but it's not really me…the personality is based off of mine though. I'm older too.
The readers cry out, "ZombieDragon! What the frick do you think you're doing!? You're turning into one of them! Ahh!"
I am certainly not. This story is not going to be a Mary-Sue for the correct definition is this:
'Mary Sue (or simply Sue) is a usually derogatory expression for a fictional character who is an idealized stand-in for the author, or for a story with such a character. A Mary Sue therefore goes beyond a conventional author surrogate character. The term originates in fan fiction but is spreading into general use. This has caused some backlash in the fannish community as people change the understood definition and begin to define any original characters in fiction as a Mary Sue.' –Google…XD
…I hate it when people change the definition of things…O.o
Anyway, I haven't thought of a decent title for this yet…so if anyone has any suggestions…that would be awesome!
During OoT. First Person perspective. How many chapters I feel like…XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda. I do however; own any original characters I come up with. Not the plot though, that's Nintendo's. I own the changes in the plot though…
All right, now that I've written a page of an author note…it's story time! XD
What's a Hyrule?
Chapter One
I groaned as I settled in for another painful and tedious school year. It was August 11th 2007 and I only had 30 days of summer left until I would be jailed up in school again. I had late lunch this time, and I hated it. Late lunch meant that we had to put off eating until 12:12pm instead of the Early Lunch time, which is 11:00pm. Oh, how I hate overpopulated schools.
Instead of blabbing on about school, let me describe a little bit of myself. My name is Melissa. I am in Grade 10, just moving out of my first year of high school. I weigh 140 pounds and I am currently five foot and six inches tall. I am currently wearing a blue low-neck V top with a white tee shirt underneath. I have a pair of blue denim jeans on and a navy blue baseball cap that says, 'Ontario. Your's to Discover' with the Ontario symbol on it, the White Trillium. I got that from a tourist shop when I went to Canada a few years back, it's a wonderful place. Getting back to my face, my eyes are a dull green colour and my teeth are a little bit crooked. I've got an Italian-like nose and I have normal height cheekbones. My skin is a few shades darker than it usually would be- I tanned this summer on the beaches when I visited Hawaii a few weeks ago.
I only have two friends who names are Vessa and Alexandro. I don't think they like me very much however. I'm known as 'the freak' in my grade…
I shrugged on my heavy backpack as I prepared to drive myself to school. I am only in Grade 10 and I just got my G1. You are not supposed to drive by yourself when you have your G1, but my school is only a km or two away, so I drive there. I used to walk to school, but then I started developing back problems so I stopped. I threw my bag into the truck of my 2004 lime green VW New Beetle and backed out of the driveway. I turned on the radio and started switched through the channels, '"You are watching 97.7. Hitz FM" Switch. "I've got life. You're always on my mind you gotta-" Switch. "Back off I'll take you on-" Switch. "Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Crash it, change it, melt - upgrade it" I grinned as I turned up the volume. I loved that song! It was called Technologic by Daft Punk. I bobbed my head to the beat as I approached the school. I pulled into the parking lot only to growl out of frustration. Someone took my parking spot- again! I had to pay 10 dollars for that parking slip this year!
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"Now class, can anybody tell me what a neutron is?"
Ugh, science. I hated science because it was so boring and pointless. I rolled my eyes as a student who tried to answer got the question wrong. I was only in my second period out of four. My first period of the day was Communications Technology, which was a bird course since I'm so talented at computers. I grimised as the teacher- Mr. Moore who was not related to Moores the clothing store- put up an overhead for us to take notes. Ugh, this was going to be a long day.
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I practicially cheered when the bell rang to tell us that school was over for today. I dashed down the steps towards my locker and got my things. When I arrived in the parking lot, my jaw dropped in absolute horror. My beautiful lime green bug was spray-painted a hot pink colour and somebody wrote the words, "Bitch mobile" in white with a crude drawing of a stick figure beside it. I grit my teeth together as I approached the car, got in and drove away while the students were laughing at me.
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I was still angry when I got home. I roughly inserted my house key into the keyhole and turned it. I stomped into the house and slammed the door shut behind me, not even locking it. I continued to storm upstairs until I reached my room. My mother wasn't home yet and my dad worked until midnight. So, being the lazy person that I am, I promptly turned on my N64. I scoffed as I looked at the old graphics of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It was still my favourite game, even though I had and beat Twilight Princess three times. I deleted one of my old files and I started a new game. For Link's name I put in just that. I was rapidly clicking the A button of my worn-out controller, wanting the beginning of the story to hurry it up. I wanted to get to the Master Sword and be turned into an adult as quick as possible. My record for beating the game was 20 hours. That wasn't straight though, I had a few hours break halfway. I finally got to control Link. I moved him out of his little treehouse where Saria greeted him.
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I grinned as I finally got into Hyrule Field. I noted that the graphics for this game were extremely bad as I explored around. I could never reach Hyrule Castle before nightfall no batter how much I pressed that 'A' button for Link to roll.
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It was 7:30pm and my parents weren't home yet. I couldn't get Rauru to shut up! I just pulled the Master Sword out of the pedestral and I was at the part where Rauru talks forever about absolutely nothing. I finally got back into the Temple of Time, only to groan again when Zelda err…Shiek showed up. Shiek started talking in riddles and rhymes again. He said something at the end though that shocked me, it never said that before! "Before you go on your journey, Hero of Time. There is one person who is coming with you from another world. In fact," he looked around, "She may be watching us right now…" He seemed to wink at the camera before throwing down a deku nut and disappearing. I was thoroughly freaked out about this. I tried to move Link around, but whenever I did, I got a few swear words from Link. I didn't notice before but, Link could talk! Only swearwords, but it counted! I tried to move him again, but that only resulted in more swear words from the Hero of Time. I growled in frustration as I went to turn off of the Nintendo 64. I heard a frantic, "Wait!" and I stopped in my tracks. I slowly looked around my room. My eyes landed on…Nabooru? She was standing in my doorway with a look on her face that I couldn't figure out. "Don't turn it off. Come with me. It is time." It's time for what? Supper? Good. Cause I'm hungry!
I stayed where I was, I refused to move. Nabroou was getting fed up, "Move! Do what I tell you!" I blinked at her while she continued to swear at me for no reason. I had to be dreaming. Maybe I hit my head on something? I shook my head rapidly to try and make the Sage of Spirit to go away. When I looked again, she was still there. I inwardly groaned. "Link! She isn't coming!" She seemed to yell into the TV. To my surprise, Link yelled back. "Just pull her in! We need her here! Hurry up, this is boring!" I stared at my Nintendo 64 like it was an alien. I slowly reached for a baseball bat and attempted to beat the shit out of it. Nabroou blocked my first swing, "Don't. Come" I glared at her, no way in hell. Games are meant to be played, not be forced into. I knew what I ahd to do in these situations, I've read too many fanfiction stories not to. The typical 'I got sucked into a game!' story was actually happening. I had to help Link on his quest to save Hyrule and then I would leave, only to appear back in Termina a year or so later. I rolled my eyes, this was so not cool. At least his quest is a quarter of the way done…
I hated the child temples with a passion, they were so easy and boring…
"Melissa…if you don't get in here right now…" I turned in horror towards to offending TV and pixels. How the hell did that thing know my name? Stupid pixels. I attempted to bash the N64, but when I tried again Nabooru shook her head and muttered, "You asked for it…"
My whole room started glowing a brown yellowish colour and I was more freaked out when I was before. My N64 seemed to develop eyes and it look at me. With one blink of it's stupid little eyes, I felt a pulling sensation towards the TV. Oh crap, I knew what was happening now. I despretly tried to fight back, but my efforts were in vain. The force got too strong for me to take and everything went black.
(AN: Most people end it here. I will not though, I will go on for a bit more. Why? Cause I'm awesome)
Ugh. Where am I? I slowly opened my eyes, and cautiously looked around the place. To my horror, I was in…Hyrule Field! I groaned as I slapped a hand to my face. This can't be happening. No, it's a dream. It's all just a stinkin' dream! "HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! THE GIRL IS AWAKE!" I flinched, oh yeah…that was Navi all right. "Ugh…what Navi? Oh, hi Melissa. Nice to meet you, finally" Link held out his hand and I just stared at it. I knew most people would be honoured to meet Link and most girls would probably flirt with him. But not me, uh uh, no way in hell. I glared at his hand and promptly turned around on my feet. He quickly grabbed my shoulder and said, "Where you going?"
"Home" I muttered, too quiet for him to hear. "What?" "You heard me. I'm going home. Even if I have to join Ganondorf and kill you to do it"
I didn't know what caused me to say what I did, but I instantly regretted it when Link tackled me to the ground, straddled me and put the Master Sword up to my throat. He hissed out, "Listen. I don't know who you think you are, but even if you think about joining that big-nosed bastard, I shall slit your throat!" I stared at him for a few moments. Gross. Ganondorf's nose is as bad as it was in the game? That's not good. Not good at all. I shook my head to get rid of the irrelevant thoughts floating around in my brain. I tried to shove Link off of me, but to no avail. He just continued to sit on me with a slight smug look on his features, but I stopped struggling when I looked into his eyes. They freaked me out. His blue eyes were practically screaming with anger at me and I felt back the urge to shudder. I shook off of the thought of Link pumbling me to a pulp with a two by four and instead I glared right back at him. "I can do whatever the hell I want, when I want. You're not the boss of me, Mister Hero, and you never will be. I hate this place. I want out" His features did not change and he glared at each other for a moment before Link responded, "You're the chosen one, like it or not. You think I wanted to do this? No. But I have no choice, Hyrule is dying. You have no choice either" Ugh. That pretty much settled the fight. I knew what we had to do for the next couple of days in detail. Get Epona, race Dampe to get the hookshot in the graveyard, get to the forest temple, listen to Shiek with another one of his rhymes and song, beat the temple. Basically, it was 'get the required items and beat the temple. Repeat.' I rolled my eyes; I never knew how pathetic that sounded. I continued to glare at Link however. I knew he had won the fight, and he knew that I knew. I refused to co-operate though as I turned my back on him. I might be able to outrun him…since he doesn't have the fairy bow yet. I was just about to run when Navi flew in front of me. She looked even madder than Link, but she didn't act like it. "Melissa," she gently started, "We need your help. Please." I only glared at the annoying fairy and continued to walk past her. I didn't know I was heading towards Lon Lon ranch; it was just out of habit. I heard Link give a sigh of frustration and Navi flew over to talk with him. I knew they were planning something, judging by the fact that they were whispering and glancing at me from time to time. I hate this. I want out. I started to jog slightly faster until I saw something that horrified me. A Poe had appeared right in front of me and I could have sworn it was invisible except for the lantern. Wait- I can see invisible stuff? That will be handy in the Shadow Temple…I shuddered, I hated that stupid temple. The Poe gave a cackle as it became invisible to the rest of the world. I swallowed a scream that was threatening to come out. I so didn't want to act like a weakling in front of Link and Navi, not after I fought with them anyways. The Poe suddenly reared up and charged at me. I blinked at it before it registered, 'They never did that in the game…' then another thought clicked in, 'Oh Snap!' I just barely dodged the Poe charging me. I did the sidestep jump that I always make Link do in the games. It was harder than it looked however, because when I landed I could have sworn I broke my ankle. I buckled under the pain. Yep, it's definitely broken. Great. "Melissa! Look out!" I heard Link yell. I rolled my eyes, despite the pain I was in. Thanks tips, I put got hurt by the stupid. "No, not the poe! Look-" I didn't hear the rest. I felt a searing pain on the back of my head before everything went black…again.
AN: Read and review! Yep. I'm a rebel. My characters don't gush over Link. Go me. :P