Ah yes, another story to torment folks with. Saix/Demyx is my second favorite Org 13 pairing (right after Xig/Dem) And one of my friends is a rabid Saix fangirl. So this is dedicated to her. It also came out of the same crack pairing dementia as the last story did. In this case, the pairing was one sided Poodle/Saix. I swore I would write it... so I did - As for Xigbar... I couldn't help it! He just sort of... snuck in.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. I wish I did, because then I would be rich and much loved. They belong to their creators. All I own is a laptop, a strange imagination and a collection of crazy muses.
Warning: There are hints of male/male in this. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows.
"Saix?"
"Yes Number Nine?"
"There's a dog following you…"
The golden eyed nobody turned. Indeed, there was a dog following them, a curiously pink poodle, which looked disturbingly like a topiary. Seeing him, the creature picked up its pace, pom-pom topped tail wagging. Seeing it, Saix twitched.
"Saix… what's wrong?"
"Number Nine, I think we should pick up our pace."
"Why? Saix?" The blond nobody obediently sped his feet, looking puzzled at his superior.
"That… thing… has been following me for a month now!"
"Aww! She's cute!"
"She wants to date me!"
"What?!" Demyx twitched slightly and spun around.
"Demyx?" Saix's expression was mildly stunned as the musician grabbed the poodle by the scruff of her neck.
"Now! You listen to me you little hussy! Saix is mine and don't you forget it! Go bug a bulldog!" He growled, sounding almost feral as he drop kicked the creature, which went sailing.
"… Thank you Demyx."
"Sure thing Saix-puppy! Besides, you'd have had purple puppies and purple is Xiggy's color!"
Saix's eye twitched slightly as he turned to look at Demyx.
"What did you call me? And what was that about… puppies?"
Demyx did the wise thing, and bolted, a feral berserker yelling at his heels.
Xigbar, who'd been following on the roof tops, smirked. Number Seven was never going to live this down…
Author's Note: Yep... another (hideously short) drabble. Reviews are welcome and much appreciated. They also encourage me to write/post more. - So show your author some love?