~.oOo.~"The Daily Annoyances of Ein"~.oOo.~
Yawn. Scratch... THUD!
Y'know, sometimes it really sucks being me.
If you're wondering who I happen to be, my name is Ein. I'm a data-dog on the Bebop, breed: Welsh corgi.
And as you just noticed, I've been landed upon by our resident happy-hyper-I'm-a-psycho-child-genius-on crack, Edward Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV. Ed.
Of course, this sort of thing happens on a daily basis. I am one pathetically abused dog.
That's not to say that I don't enjoy myself around here. The crew is decent enough, if not a bit stupid. But they're my humans. You can't really pick your humans, now, can you?
My day usually starts off easy enough. Seeing as how I sleep a lot as-is, I wake up just like always, and instantly start tagging Jet Black's heels, begging for food. He's one of the more decent ones around here. Spike Spiegel and Faye Valentine spend their days kicking me, and I'll tell you this, kicking HURTS.
It's often, though, that there's really not much to eat around here, so I'm guessing my humans just don't hunt very well. In that case, I just lay around at Jet's feet and watch him do some random act of boredom, or I watch Big Shot with the rest of them. That blond girl is really annoying... ...I wonder if her chest would pop if I bit it.
After that comes my next favorite event of the day. My nap. This usually occurs when Spike has fallen asleep on the couch. This way it's easier to jump up and lay on the table when he's not looking. More comfortable there than on the floor anyhow.
The only REAL problem occurs when Spike wakes up. That's when he calls me a stupid mutt and kicks me off the table. He can be so insensitive! I'm not stupid, and I'm most certainly not a mutt!
Anyhoo... Ed's always fun to hang around with. She'll sit and pet me, or hug me, or snuggle me, or other random things. Either that or she uses me for a foot rest. I tend to prefer the prior, but she seems to like the latter.
She's nice to be around, though. And for all the annoyance these humans cause, they're really loyal. They'd NEVER think of hurting me! ^n.n^
After my daily romp around the Bebop with Ed, I go back to Jet. He, after all, is the only one who remembers to feed me!
Then comes the interesting part. If you sit close enough to either Spike or Faye's door at the right time in the afternoon, you'll hear very strange noises coming from within. Now, I'm not human, but I'll tell you right now... it doesn't take a super-genius to figure THIS one out.
They're making puppies in there!
~.oOo.~Owari~.oOo.~
Yawn. Scratch... THUD!
Y'know, sometimes it really sucks being me.
If you're wondering who I happen to be, my name is Ein. I'm a data-dog on the Bebop, breed: Welsh corgi.
And as you just noticed, I've been landed upon by our resident happy-hyper-I'm-a-psycho-child-genius-on crack, Edward Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV. Ed.
Of course, this sort of thing happens on a daily basis. I am one pathetically abused dog.
That's not to say that I don't enjoy myself around here. The crew is decent enough, if not a bit stupid. But they're my humans. You can't really pick your humans, now, can you?
My day usually starts off easy enough. Seeing as how I sleep a lot as-is, I wake up just like always, and instantly start tagging Jet Black's heels, begging for food. He's one of the more decent ones around here. Spike Spiegel and Faye Valentine spend their days kicking me, and I'll tell you this, kicking HURTS.
It's often, though, that there's really not much to eat around here, so I'm guessing my humans just don't hunt very well. In that case, I just lay around at Jet's feet and watch him do some random act of boredom, or I watch Big Shot with the rest of them. That blond girl is really annoying... ...I wonder if her chest would pop if I bit it.
After that comes my next favorite event of the day. My nap. This usually occurs when Spike has fallen asleep on the couch. This way it's easier to jump up and lay on the table when he's not looking. More comfortable there than on the floor anyhow.
The only REAL problem occurs when Spike wakes up. That's when he calls me a stupid mutt and kicks me off the table. He can be so insensitive! I'm not stupid, and I'm most certainly not a mutt!
Anyhoo... Ed's always fun to hang around with. She'll sit and pet me, or hug me, or snuggle me, or other random things. Either that or she uses me for a foot rest. I tend to prefer the prior, but she seems to like the latter.
She's nice to be around, though. And for all the annoyance these humans cause, they're really loyal. They'd NEVER think of hurting me! ^n.n^
After my daily romp around the Bebop with Ed, I go back to Jet. He, after all, is the only one who remembers to feed me!
Then comes the interesting part. If you sit close enough to either Spike or Faye's door at the right time in the afternoon, you'll hear very strange noises coming from within. Now, I'm not human, but I'll tell you right now... it doesn't take a super-genius to figure THIS one out.
They're making puppies in there!
~.oOo.~Owari~.oOo.~