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Han Solo looked at the situation and couldn't believe his luck. There was a perfectly good speeder bike just sitting there, and next to it was a Scout trooper facing a tree like some kind of idiot.
First to take care of the Scout trooper...
Blaster in hand, Han snuck up on the trooper and tapped him on the shoulder...
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Han returned to the camp in a positively foul mood. He smelled, and he crashed the speeder bike on the way back.
"What happened to you?" Leia asked when he returned.
"I forgot the law of the 'fresher." Han said as he looked for something to clean up with.
"What's the law of the 'fresher?" Leia asked.
"Never sneak up on a guy while he's peeing. Learned that one when I was five." Luke said with a shudder. Poor Han, he'd pity him, but he brought it on himself.