Disclaimer: All the characters that you recognise are the property of the wondrous JK Rowling, I own none of those. However I do own the girlfriend who is alluded to, and if I write anymore, then no doubt she will become more prominent. So please, bear with me my lovlies.
Notes stolen out of Harry Potter's diary, written during History of Magic.
Hey Harry! How's the girlfriend?
HERMIONE! How many times?...
Well, how is she?
Fine.
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Awwww come on, you can give me a bit more than that.
Glares.
Oh. FINE! I only wondered how she was, I mean she isn't with us now, she's in Herbology isn't she?
Yes, and I'm missing her lots. Ok? You've got your gossip now. Leave me alone.
Oh fine, grumpy guts.
And anyway how come you're writing me a letter in History of Magic? Isn't it your favourite subject?
Ha! I've already read all the chapters on the legends of the elves, they bore me now, especially at this rate. Goyle should be beaten around the head with a book; the time it takes him to read even a page. Glowers.
I never thought I'd hear the day...
Oh do shut up. So...what's the gossip? You can't leave me with nothing! Ron isn't here, so it won't get round the common room. We just have to watch out for that daft blond ferret.
Listen, there's nothing going on! Honestly Hermione! We're just good friends.
Yeah, yeah, I've heard that one before, I give you a week...
AN: Okie dokie people! This is my first fanfic, so if you could be so kind as to leave me a review please! Let me know what you think. I'll post a couple more pieces and see if there's any reaction. xx