Now this is just a stupid little story. It's not meant to make you think, or is it meant to be thoroughly processed. This is good however, if you need a laugh or too. And as it says in the summary, slight, nearly everyone bashing.
I do not own Golden Sun
"What's that smell?" Garet asked, peering over Gaia Falls.
"Get back over here you idiot!" Jenna called.
"I'll get him," Isaac sighed. He got up and waded through the water and pulled Garet back to the shore. The eight adepts were celebrating the lighting of all the lighthouses and Ivan thought Gaia Falls would be a suitable place. Everyone agreed with him.
"But I could have sworn I smelled something. It smelled so good…" Garet drooled.
"Better than a…" Sheba began, rummaging around the food they had brought… "Squid and peanut butter sandwich?" She held this odd combination, only saying it because it took her by surprise.
"Hey, these things are considered a delicacy in Lemuria," Piers said, grabbing the sandwich and taking a bite.
"Ooookay. But more seriously. We have plenty of good food here. Provided Piers didn't make all of it," Mia said, handing Garet a ham sandwich.
"We know of his cooking. He made his own food and me and Jenna made the rest," Felix assured.
Garet gave some sort of muffled comment through his cheese and pickle sandwich.
"Weren't you just eating a ham sandwich?" Ivan asked.
"That's my sandwich!" Piers whined. Garet swallowed.
"It looked good though," Garet said. He offered Piers the rest of the mangled sandwich, but Piers politely refused.
"Honestly. You eat anything you see," Jenna said.
"But it's part that makes him, him," Mia smiled.
"True. It's something I don't think Garet would be such an interesting friend without that personality quirk," Isaac agreed.
Suddenly Garet got up and splashed into the water. He sniffed here and there and made it back to the edge. Isaac grumbled and was about to after him when Garet fell.
"Garet!" Mia shouted, quickly splashing through the water. She disappeared over the edge too.
"Garet! Mia!" Isaac shouted, racing forward and splashing through the water. He looked down and saw Mia hanging unto the ledge with her feet, and holding unto Garet. Garet was clawing at the air.
"We need some rope!" Isaac yelled over the roar. It hadn't sounded so loud earlier…
"I'll get it!" Ivan shouted and ran off towards the ship.
"I can't hold on much longer!" Mia shouted.
"We don't have time… Catch!" Isaac shouted. The Psynergy hand wrapped around Mia's legs and he began to pull them up.
"This…is…hard…" Isaac said through breathing. It was draining him fast.
"Be careful!" Sheba shouted. Suddenly Isaac was exhausted. His eyes rolled into his head and fell forward, along with Garet and Mia.
"Isaac!" Jenna shrieked and ran as quick as she could through the water. She dove down after him.
"Jenna!" Felix shouted, not wanting to lose his sister again. He also splashed forward and jumped down too.
"Felix!" Sheba shouted. She also jumped off.
"I got the rope!" Ivan shouted, just in time to see Piers jump down after his friends.
"We're going to need more rope," Gust quipped.
"Where did you get that sandwich?" Mia asked Garet. They were falling, but they had been falling for a while.
"I had it with me," Garet replied.
"And why are you eating it?" Mia asked.
"Gotta do something to past the time," Garet replied.
"You are so dense," Mia said, putting her head in her hand.
"Has Isaac become conscious yet?" Felix called down. Due to reasons as yet not explained, Jenna had been able to catch up with Isaac falling.
"Not yet. He needs a Psyenergy Stone," Jenna called back.
"Well I have one with me but even though you were able to bend the Laws of Physic's I don't think I will be so lucky," Felix said.
"Then I have an idea," Jenna said evilly.
If this was a chat room, this would have been Felix's response: O.o
Jenna kissed Isaac full on the lips.
Felix exploded, not literally, but you get the idea.
"Please keep down the swearing. The author wants this to remain a 'G' fic," Sheba called down.
"Where am I?" Isaac suddenly said, waking up. He saw Jenna then looked down. He saw Garet and Mia. He looked up and saw Felix, Sheba, and Piers.
"We have fallen off Gaia Falls," Jenna answered.
"Well I know why I fell off and Garet and Mia. But why you guys?" Isaac asked.
"We jumped after you," Sheba called down.
"Where's Ivan?" Isaac asked.
"I don't even know if he knows we jumped off," Piers yelled down.
Ivan did in fact know, and he was busy trying to gather every bit of rope he could find. When asked why we needed it. He just spluttered out something, grabbed the rope and ran.
"I see some rope!" Gust shouted. Ivan shouted gleefully and picked it up. He kept running around.
"I, I see a bottom!" Garet shouted happily.
"Why are you happy? That means we'll be squished!" Felix shouted, still falling with the rest farther above.
"Ummm. Garet. There's something I need to tell you," Mia began.
"It's okay. I know. I feel the same way," Garet said, patting Mia on the back.
"You-you do?" Mia said happily.
"Yes. I know you also like cheese and pickle sandwich's too," Garet smiled.
"…That's not what I was trying to say!" Mia shouted. The cross thing was on her forehead.
"That's Garet for you. We're about to die and still he is as dense as can be," Isaac said, giving a sort of forced laugh.
"Well uhhh. Maybe we should get out our last minute confessions," Jenna said, looking into Isaac's eyes.
"Like what?" Isaac asked, swallowing.
"Don't you dare!" Felix shouted from above.
"Ahhh, what a romantic Felix is," Sheba sighed.
"I-I," Jenna began.
"Look out!" Isaac shouted.
"Look out? What do you mean look-," Jenna began suddenly they were frozen in mid air.
"Oh…this is what you mean," Jenna said. The others were frozen as well.
They were gently lowered and placed upon a blank stone.
"Who are you and why are you here?" a voice bellowed. A spotlight seemed to shine upon them.
"Uhhhh," they all went.
"Well Uhhhh. You and your friends are not welcome!" the voice boomed.
"Well then can you send us back?" Garet asked, flashing a smile.
"Silence you pokey haired mortal!" the voice boomed again. Garet cowered behind Mia.
"The blue haired one who is a male. Step forward," the voice boomed. Piers shakily stepped forward. A trap door appeared and he fell downwards. It closed up and they couldn't even see where it had been.
"What did you do with Piers?" Felix demanded.
"Silence long haired male mortal! Your answers shall be answered soon enough," the voice boomed, stunning Felix.
"I'd like the answers now!" Isaac shouted.
"Well then. You are at…" the voice began. Colorful lights began to play all around them.
"Ooooo. Pretty lights…" Garet drooled.
"…The Evil, Haunted, most feared Day Spa…of Doom!" the voice bellowed.
"The what!" they all shouted.
"I mean the all expanses paid Day Spa… of pretty colors?" the voice went.
"Me like pretty colors," Garet drooled again.
"Garet's not usually this stupid," Isaac commented.
"I think he took a Stupid Pill this morning," Sheba said.
"There's no such thing as Stupid Pills," Mia said.
"Sure there is. I have some with me right now," Sheba said, pulling out a bottle with the words, 'Stupid Pills' on them.
"And how did Garet get these?" Felix asked.
"Well it's a funny story really. You see-," Sheba began but was cut off.
"Ahem! Step forward please!" the voice boomed.
"So we can also fall through a trap door?" Isaac shouted.
"…Noooooo. So you can get into the Day Spa…of Terror!" the voice cackled. Everyone looked up at the sky.
"I mean fluffy things," the voice coughed. Everyone shrugged and walked forward. Suddenly a glass dome covered them. The floor rumbled and they were brought forward. A mist crept up, then disappeared. A Day Spa was indeed there. A short, skinny guy with light brown hair was there, a microphone in his hands.
"Heeeeyy. You remind me of Ivan," Garet said, patting the guys head.
"Do not touch me mortal!" the guy yelled into the microphone.
"Yes sir!" Garet said scared and hid behind Mia again.
"Can you tell us how to get back up?" Isaac asked the guy, who was in fact the voice that had been talking to them.
"Later. First you must spend a day here!" the man cackled.
"Fine with me," Jenna said.
They walked into the Day Spa. A large pool was there and several rooms for different things were here and there.
"Here are you're rooms. Only you can see your room number. You will find appropriate stuff in there," the guy said, handing them all cards, like those at a hotel. Suddenly Garet was sniffing around. His face became pressed against the door that read 'Kitchen'. He opened the door and proceeded to eat.
"I know I smelled something!" Garet smiled.
"That does smell good," Mia commented and went in too.
"How on earth did that mortal smell that from way up there?" the man wondered.
"You wouldn't believe it," Isaac said. He headed for his room. Which he didn't know where but that didn't stop him. He conquered maze after maze. Finding a room should be simple, right?
"I finally found it!' Isaac yelled after an hour. The room number was 675637354. Remember it! Or else wise be doomed to be Garet like! Well okay, not really. Just messing with you. -
Isaac opened the door to a startled yelp. A pillow hit him on the face and since he was already tired from his trudge around the spa, he fell backwards.
"Isaac! What are you doing here!" Isaac heard Jenna's familiar voice through the pillow.
"This is my room number…" Isaac replied, still lying on the floor with the pillow over his head.
"What do you mean?" Jenna asked. Isaac flicked the card in the general direction he thought Jenna was in.
"I can't see the number. Remember?" Jenna said.
"Oh yah. But this is the room. Otherwise I'm pretty sure I couldn't have entered," Isaac answered.
"Well give me a minute to get ready. Then you can get up," Jenna sighed. Isaac gave a muffled reply.
After a minute, Jenna was poking Isaac with her foot.
"Isaac…Isaac?" she asked.
"Snore…" Isaac went. He had fallen asleep.
"WAKE UP!" Jenna yelled, casting Pound and awakening the frightened Isaac.
"Take that you evil ninja rabbit!" Isaac shouted.
"Isaac, you fell asleep," Jenna sighed.
"Ohhh… Uhhhh," Isaac began, a loss for words. Jenna was wearing a red bathing suit.
"I'm going swimming," she replied and walked off. Isaac gaped a little then walked in. He closed the door and looked around.
"Why are there three beds?" Isaac wondered.
"For us Djinni!" Flint shouted. All nine of Isaac's Djinni detached from him and snuggled into the closest bed.
"Oooookay. I think I'll go to the pool too," Isaac, opening a drawer that had his name on it.