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Tea with Tom
'BATHROOM!' thought Tom frantically while berating himself over the fact that he had not used the bathroom before leaving his hide out and now was in desperate need of one. This was what he was focused on as he apparated to a small summer cottage. He remembered the uninhabited building from last winter. Tom appeared with a loud POP outside the cottage and quickly pushed open the door in his rush to get to the bathroom.
He could not believe what he saw, sitting there sipping tea was none other than, "Albus!" said Tom wondering why this wizard, who was looking serenely at him with that annoying twinkle in his eyes, was sitting in this cottage sipping tea. "ALBUS!? What... What are you doing here!?" asked Tom.
Albus purposefully avoiding the question asked in his annoyingly calm voice, "Would you like some tea?" while picking up his cup to take a sip.
"Do you have any mint?" asked Tom confused and distracted by everything swirling around in his head (why was Albus there or rather here in this cottage, what type of tea he wanted, why he was even thinking about having tea, and the most important he really had to go to the bathroom). Completely flustered he said, "I need to use the BATHROOM."
"So why are you not using it?" asked Albus, seriously curious and intrigued by this odd fact. "No one is stopping you." He stated to Tom who obviously did not quite understand he was standing there by his own will while getting frustrated by the fact that he needed to go to the bathroom.
"WHERE IS the Bathroom?" said Tom through clenched teeth as though it should be obvious that was why he was standing there not going to the bathroom.
"Right over there." said Albus pointing to a door while trying not to laugh at this man who was so obviously aggravated over the fact that he really needed to go to the bathroom.
When Tom came out of the bathroom, Albus asked him, "would like some tea now that you have used the bathroom." and "yes, I do have some mint tea." which he had checked while Tom was in the bathroom.
Tom, not being able to refuse mint tea, sat down in the chair across from Albus, that he had indicated for him to sit in. "would you like a mint flavored candy cane or a chocolate flavored candy cane in your tea?" asked Albus.
"I did not know that they had chocolate flavored candy canes", exclaimed Tom with fascination "I'll have both if that's OK." said Tom.
"They also have bubblegum, apple and, caramel flavored plus many more. But sadly I do not have any of those at the moment." said Albus, while handing Tom a cup with both candy canes hanging on the side into the tea
AU: this is my first fanfic.I hope you like it I know this is short and I'm sorry please read and review thanks!