(I do not own anyone in this story.)

A. Fox presents: Mad Stan vs IM Meen

In Gotham City there are many rules, one of the unwritten ones is simple: NEVER piss off Mad Stan!

The reason is because nobody wants to be on the bad side of a mad bomber, especially not one as active as Mad Stan.

But nobody bothered telling IM Meen this.

The Count Olaf esque sorcerer approached Mad Stan's house the intention being to piss someone off and Bowser (who owed him money) recommended this to him.

Going into his house IM Meen began his rant.

"Hold on what clever-"

BOOM!

IM Meen dusted the soot off of him from the booby trap Stan had set out for Batman.

Stan himself rounded the corner "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" He yelled.

"I'm here to make fun of your haircut you stupid brat."

Now despite his being caught in an explosion he didn't expect this to happen.

"BLOW IT ALL UP!" Stan yelled yanking some grenades out (from where I don't know) and throwing them at IM Meen.

"Holy Shit" Meen screamed running out of the door.

He stopped a second to catch his breath…and then got booted a good twenty feet by Stan.

"You think you're so clever, trying to make fun of me, Batman does, the pigs do, and fuck it, the Man himself does and I'm sick of it" he ranted hurling a bomb at Meen.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Meen screamed, running like the Devil's behind him as he got thrown by the explosion.

Quickly turning around Meen shot a bolt of lightning at Stan though it didn't do anything except for this.

Stan's skin took on a whole new shade of red "NOW I'M REALLY MAD!"

"Fuck."

Thinking quickly Meen whipped out his magic book and sucked Mad Stan inside.

MEANWHILE INSIDE THE BOOK

"This place mocks me with it's very appearance IT MUST BE DESTROYED!"

And so Mad Stan proceeded to blow the whole place up.

MEANWHILE OUTSIDE THE BOOK

"Ah, now I can go home home and pee on my girlfriend" the perverted fuckface known as IM Meen chuckled to himself...then he noticed that his book was sizzling.

"What the Hell?" he swore, then getting thrown a few feet by his exploding book (which was sadly not bomb-proof) and then looking on with shock, as he saw Stan standing in front of him.
"NOW TO GET MY REVENGE!" Stan yelled, then pulling a pair of brass knuckles and advancing on Meen.

ONE BEATING TO WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE LATER.

IM Meen could barely even breath, Mad Stan wasn't named Mad for nothing and Meen had just discovered why.

"There, and next time scum like you want to piss someone off they should think twice before pissing off Mad-"

Suddenly a net wrapped itself around Stan.

Baman (Terry Mcginnis) flew down "I believe the word you're looking for is Stan."

And so Terry went brought them both in and IM Meen got relentlessly insulted and tormented for being stupid enough to have pissed off Mad Stan, Stan later escaped and blew up Hush (ironic) and terry (who was on the outs with Dana) ended up sleeping with his friend Maxine (that should appease the ship teasers) and so (with the exception of Meen) they had a pretty good day.