Well. This is my 1st novel. ... What else to say... oh yes. Read my other 4 stories. PLEASE review. I don't read minds. (Thank God. I don't to know what's in your Lemon-reading minds.) Anyway, have a good day. Or night. One more thing. I'm on Pandora. Same name but no "Man" at the end. Now Adios Amigas/Amigos!

Step 1.

Look up Formentera lady by King Crimson by firebola on YouTube.

Now get ready..

"...it happen so fast, officer."

"You just crashed into the fastest thing alive. The Blue Bomber is lucky to be alive. Concussion and maybe a few stitches. But now with you. What was the big rush? You were driving a 16-wheeler. Trying to race the guy?"

"It was his fault, officer. I was a stop sign, looking both ways. As I turned left, BOOM! Smack-dab into Sonic's face. Or body. He wasn't looking."

"Ok. When Big Blue wakes up, let's see if he presses charges against you. But as of right now, you're good. We call you if anything comes up, Mr..."

"Gentleman."

"That's a odd name."

"This is a odd story."

"What?"

"Never mind."

Meanwhile

"...Ok. Eyes dilate fine. Mr. Sonic, can you wiggle your fingers? ... right hand good. Left hand good. Mr. Sonic, you are a fine specimen. With your present state of physical health, you should recover within 2 weeks. Amazing. Sonic... Sonic? Get me the pads. Patient has no heartbeat. Backup needed. THIS IS CODE RED!"

In the mind of Sonic

Ground Control to Major Tom.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control.

My circuits dead, there's something wrong.

Can you tell my wife I love her very much?

She knows!

Ground Control to Major Tom.

Your circuits dead, is there something wrong?

Can you hear us, Major Tom?

Can you hear us, Major Tom?

Can you hear us, Major Tom?

Can you hear us, Major Tom?

Can you hear us, Major Tom?

(Start song.)

"..."

"..."

"Where am I?"

Sonic groggily thinks. He remembers...nothing.

"Ok... my name is Sonic. I run fast. Speed of Light. Why? What is this place? When did I get here? I don't know anything else about myself. I must find out."

As our young hero wakes up, he again tries to remember why, when, and again where he is.

"I don't have any memories...am I in Heaven?"

He surveyed the land before him. He stood on a hill, a green one, overlooking a coastal town. The town consisted of white houses. Giant Pines and cactus fill the few spaces left from the mighty sweeping hand of civilization. The town seemed empty but there sound emitting 5 miles north of the town.

"5 miles? That's nothing for me."

As he sped along the hillside, he thought more about this current situation.

"Since there is no angels singing or a God welcoming me to his celestial palace I take this isn't Heaven. But not Hell either. Alternative universe? I'll find out at this "festival", I suppose."

When he made it down, it was nighttime. As Sonic slowed down to see the source of the sound, he was greeted with a beautiful, yet strange, sight. A natural cove, carved out from the depths of the jungle, lighted with streetlights (a odd thing in such a mystical place), dimly lit to suit the mood. There was chairs(empty) making a half circle around a stage. The spectacle on the stage was a sensual one. 10 ladies, aged 20-25, clothed with loose fitting (emphasis on loose fitting) dresses of unfathomable color combinations, were dancing to the haunting primitive beat of Indian drums and cymbals. Their dance, what consisted of agile leaps, constant moving of the arms, and twirling was unrecognizable and like the music backing them, also primitive. But how it was mesmerizing! Sonic dropped down on one of the chairs closest to the dance. His eyes followed their steps if his very existence depended on it. Then... she came. She was 6'2, white, small breasts,dressed in a simple white gown that flowed to ground. She, in short, a beautiful girl. She appeared on the middle of the stage, literally instantaneous. The 10 separated into 2 groups, left and right of the lady. She about to sing her lament(a lament was guessed due to the change of tone from the drums/cymbals.) but noticed Sonic in the limelight. Their conversation went as followed:

Formentera Lady: May the dancers and music stop. (Pause the music)

Sonic: ...(in awed silence)

FL: My name is Formentera Lady, the Patron Goddess of the Formentera Islands. And what is your name?

S: S.. .

FL: What is your reason to come to this fair country? Not many people come here. I don't why though.

S: I just don't know. I awoke up there (pointed at the green hill) with no memory except my name.

FL: I'll tell you about me and this country. I'm the daughter of the sea and sky (in a sense, half-sister of Aphrodite). They sent me here for me find a suiter. And to take care of this island chain. Formentera was a war-torn country. A Dr. Eggman and a Dr. Cortex wa-

S: Those names sound familiar... sorry for interrupting. Please continue.

FL: Anyway, they conspired to turn the inhabitants into mindless beast to serve their every whim. But my father sank their HQ, into his watery abyss, never to do evil again. But the citizens ran away form the impending evil. They are coming back, little by little.

S: Interesting. Well... I have no idea where I am from. I can start over here, I guess.

FL: I'm deeply sorry I can't help you. Is there a other way to help you? I can pleasure you...

S: Oh no. Maybe. I don't know.

FL: Don't rush your decision, Sonic. Though I am sorry if I caused harm in rushing a confused hedgehog's brain. I grow everyday, my mind is still of a child. Excuse my spoken thoughts.

S: None taken. I like the way you talk. Can I camp over? I'll decide what to do tomorrow.

FL: Sure. New company is always welcomed.

S: One more thing... Can you teach me how to dance?

FL: (chuckles) Why not? It's very easy...

(Play the music till the end.)

I hope you enjoyed Ch.1. Please Review. And don't die. You're the audience.