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Harry Potter and the Phoenix Boy

At Hogwarts in the Potions room, Professor Snape was teaching boring lessons (again) and meanwhile Ron fell asleep and knocked some Allapatarous Azamzomboozle Potion and it went straight through the floor.

Everyone gasped.

"RONALD WEASLEY, COME HERE NOW! YOU KNOW YOUR PUNISHMENT!"

"Huh?" asked Ron softly.

"RONALD WEASLEY, NOW!" shouted Snape again.

"Why?"

"LOOK AT THE FLOOR," snapped Snape.

"Oh," said Ron, even more softly.

"Come ON, to my office!" Snape grabbed him and dragged him out of the room.

"Oh no!" said Harry as the potion dried up and a strange boy with phoenix wings and legs flew up from the floorboards. It was Phoenix Boy! He had been lost since 1011 and he had been living in Hogwart's basement!

"Hello!" he said. Everybody stood gaping open mouthed as a bright orange glow almost blinded all of the student as it shone all of the way through the school. Everyone rushed to the Potions room.

Dumbledore managed to speak with Phoenix Boy in Phoenix and nobody heard a word except Harry, who heard the words 'Harry Potter'. Harry found Hermione and whispered, "They're talking about me!"

Malfoy walked up behind them. "Hey, Potter. What you doing? Asking Hermione for a date? Ha ha ha."

Meanwhile, the new boy Mildred and in a low, low voice he asked, "Hey, anything going on?"

They stared up at the towering shadow. "NO!" they all whispered harshly.

After Dumbledore and Phoenix Boy stopped their conversation, Phoenix Boy glared at Harry and so he didn't feel comfortable anymore so he glared back.

Now Harry knew what was going on. Phoenix Boy was probably a decoy that You-Know-Who sent from centuries ago. Meanwhile, a troll emerged from the hole behind Phoenix Boy and Dumbledore.

Everyone shouted, "TROLL! TROLL, SIR! TROLL, BEHIND YOU!"

"AAARRRGGGHHH!" Dumbledore shouted. "Quick everyone, to your dormitories!"

Everyone rushed to their dormitories.

"Well done, Brian," said Phoenix Boy. But how could this be? Phoenix Boy was EVIL! Harry was RIGHT! Phoenix Boy WAS a decoy!

The sound of heavy footsteps echoed outside of Professor Snape's office. "What's going on?" wondered Snape. He went out into the corridor.

The troll peered down at Snape.

"Don't!" Phoenix Boy said. "The man's too puny to smash." Phoenix Boy and the troll (Brian) walked off towards the Great Hall.

Snape fainted. Ron came out of Professor Snape's office.

"Aww geez...Another freaky mystical adventure with more and more spiders every time!" he said. With that, he ran to the Gryffindor dormitories and slammed the door.

"What's that?" asked Phoenix Boy, pricking up his ears. He and the troll kicked the portraits to the dorms but no matter how hard they kicked, they couldn't get through because the students held them out with all of their magic.

Dumbledore ran to the Gryffindor tower. "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" he shouted. Dumbledore shot flames of red fire at Phoenix Boy.

"Missed, ha ha!" jeered Phoenix Boy then burst into laughter.

So Dumbledore tried again and this time he burnt a hole straight through his forehead and killed him dead. Then he shot the troll in the belly and killed him too.

THE END...

...Or is it?

Author's (well, publisher's) Note

Yep, my seven year old cousin wrote this. Pretty good, eh? Well...if you want to answer that question please press the button and read and review Cyber cookies for all if ya do. And now I'm gunna guilt trip you...do it for my cousin, not for me...he's gonna go and read this in class for 'Show and Tell' and he'd love for you to tell him how good he is cause he's got a biiiiiig ego hehe. Kissies, olibolicoli and cousin!