Rat In A Candy Store
Note: This is also a viewers choice fic. If you remember, this is a Pikachu solo story, so expect this from his point of view.
Blah, blah, blah. That's all I here from Ash anymore. Ever since I won the fag some stupid trophy, that's all he bitches about. I never really liked him, but now I am talking about killing the guy and stealing all is money to buy ketchup. And today is the day for my plan to come in action. I ingeniously led a trail of badges for Ass to follow which eventually led to a huge gun I stole from Team Rocket. To but in basic terms, I blew his brains out, and then stole all his money. I also killed gaycey since he was welll.... stupid and worthless. A few swifts take a guy's head out very well. Then I unzipped Misty's clothes and humped her, then let the slut drown in the river. However, I kept the egg thing for one reason: breakfast. But first to find ketchup to have with my fried egg. Leaving the meal tied up to a tree, I headed into town to find some ketchup. However, first I went in the candy store for some desert. The shop was closed, so all I had to do was break and window and jump in. However, I landed in a middle of a candy war. The Namebrands vrs the Otherbrands. I decided to join the war as a nuetral peice, eating the dead candy when they have fallen. However, when I went and shocked some M&Ms just to watch them burn, they got all pissed and declared war on me. Stupid hippies. The candy was a lot smarter then it looked and got me tied up in Licorese and fruit rolls. I broke free easily, but the real surprise was them attacking me with a huge choclate bunny. He let loose a love spell on me and made me feel all nonviolent ( I sweared I'd kill that son of a bitch once I was free of the spell, but unfortunatley, the spell lasted a lot longer then I thought, and they covered me with thick chocolate when I was still all Reelena Peacecraft like. Then they said they were gonna but me in the oven and eat me with easter eggs, but they had another thing comin. I then broke free off the spell when they were deciding to fry or bake me. (Personally I taste better with huge chunks of ketchup wrapped in an Ice cream cone). Then a did a huge thundershock and melted all the candy. However they them formed one huge candy monster. I then ate all the candy and thus killed the monster. With that done, I left the store but only got two feet before I couldn't move. (Seriously, my ass was bigger then cartman's). Then Team Rocket tried to capture me, but since I was so big I just slapped them away and they landed somewhere in Denmark. After that I decided to join Jenny Craig to get back in shape, and five months later I was back to normal shape. Then I killed everyone in the Ketchup store and took all the packs of the stuff that live is made from. Then I ate Togepi, but not before cloning it about a millon or 20 millon times for other meals. Then I trained and became the World's strongest Pokemon. (I even kicked Mewtwo's ass around, and the dumb freak Mew). And that is my story.
Ash: That is a bunch of- (gets shocked to death by Pikachu).
Pikachu: Chu pipi kaka (Translation: No one asked you).
The End
Note: Remember to review, and make it good.
Note: This is also a viewers choice fic. If you remember, this is a Pikachu solo story, so expect this from his point of view.
Blah, blah, blah. That's all I here from Ash anymore. Ever since I won the fag some stupid trophy, that's all he bitches about. I never really liked him, but now I am talking about killing the guy and stealing all is money to buy ketchup. And today is the day for my plan to come in action. I ingeniously led a trail of badges for Ass to follow which eventually led to a huge gun I stole from Team Rocket. To but in basic terms, I blew his brains out, and then stole all his money. I also killed gaycey since he was welll.... stupid and worthless. A few swifts take a guy's head out very well. Then I unzipped Misty's clothes and humped her, then let the slut drown in the river. However, I kept the egg thing for one reason: breakfast. But first to find ketchup to have with my fried egg. Leaving the meal tied up to a tree, I headed into town to find some ketchup. However, first I went in the candy store for some desert. The shop was closed, so all I had to do was break and window and jump in. However, I landed in a middle of a candy war. The Namebrands vrs the Otherbrands. I decided to join the war as a nuetral peice, eating the dead candy when they have fallen. However, when I went and shocked some M&Ms just to watch them burn, they got all pissed and declared war on me. Stupid hippies. The candy was a lot smarter then it looked and got me tied up in Licorese and fruit rolls. I broke free easily, but the real surprise was them attacking me with a huge choclate bunny. He let loose a love spell on me and made me feel all nonviolent ( I sweared I'd kill that son of a bitch once I was free of the spell, but unfortunatley, the spell lasted a lot longer then I thought, and they covered me with thick chocolate when I was still all Reelena Peacecraft like. Then they said they were gonna but me in the oven and eat me with easter eggs, but they had another thing comin. I then broke free off the spell when they were deciding to fry or bake me. (Personally I taste better with huge chunks of ketchup wrapped in an Ice cream cone). Then a did a huge thundershock and melted all the candy. However they them formed one huge candy monster. I then ate all the candy and thus killed the monster. With that done, I left the store but only got two feet before I couldn't move. (Seriously, my ass was bigger then cartman's). Then Team Rocket tried to capture me, but since I was so big I just slapped them away and they landed somewhere in Denmark. After that I decided to join Jenny Craig to get back in shape, and five months later I was back to normal shape. Then I killed everyone in the Ketchup store and took all the packs of the stuff that live is made from. Then I ate Togepi, but not before cloning it about a millon or 20 millon times for other meals. Then I trained and became the World's strongest Pokemon. (I even kicked Mewtwo's ass around, and the dumb freak Mew). And that is my story.
Ash: That is a bunch of- (gets shocked to death by Pikachu).
Pikachu: Chu pipi kaka (Translation: No one asked you).
The End
Note: Remember to review, and make it good.