15 years ago, Young Peter Griffin had left "The Drunken Clam" very drunk, he got into his car and drunk drives to the wrong house.
YOUNG PETER: Hey Lois, I home from the clam!
A woman who lives in this house goes by the name of Margaret Chevapravatdumrong was sitting in the couch and then noticed Peter.
YOUNG MARGARET: Who the hell are you?
YOUNG PETER: Oh come on, don't you remember me? I'm you husband.
YOUNG MARGARET: Whoever you are, I'm not married, get out of my house you drunken slob!
YOUNG PETER: Come on Honey, I just want to mate with you, you know I get Horney every night.
Young Peter took young Margret to her bedroom and starts to have sex off screen.
YOUNG MARGARET: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Young Margret then kicks Peter out of her house.
YOUNG MARGARET: And stay out of my house you drunken messed up rapist!
YOUNG PETER: Rapist? Why would I even rape you? Your my wife, Lois.
YOUNG MARGARET: I'm not your wife, and my name is not Lois, who ever that is, my name is Margaret!
YOUNG PETER: (To himself) Oh crap I've got the wrong house.
Young Peter went back to his car.
YOUNG PETER: Sorry for the misunderstanding, Margaret, or…or… whoever you are. I guess I took a wrong turn since I'm drunk. I'm Peter by the the way, Peter *Hic* Griffin.
Young Peter drove away still drunk.
YOUNG MARGARET: (To himself) Fat drunken slob...
Young Margaret went back into her house, she decided to let it go since he's only drunk and never meant to mate with the wrong person, nine months later, Young Margaret gave birth to her first child, a daughter who goes by the name, Emily Violet Jane Chevapravatdumrong.
The Present day
Emily's POV
My name is Emily Violet Jane Lovegood, I was formally called Chevapravatdumrong. I resided in a small city of Providence, Road Island. Life was good back then, I wake from my bed and come to my kitchen for breakfast and give a good morning greeting to my mother, Margaret Lovegood.
EMILY: Morning mom!
I said to her./p
MARGARET: Morning sweety.
She would say back. She is one nice housewife and a great cook, I too can cook, it's in my gene, I once had a part time summer job at McBurgertown.
EMILY: Morning Dad!
I said to my father, Wilbur Lucius Lovegood.
WILBUR: Morning to you too, Emmy.
He was a very nice dad, although he's always busy with his business, he works as an executive for Cheesie Charlie's,
EMILY: Hey Jacky
And finally my little brother Jack Niel Lovegood.
JACK: Morning sis, I head that for dinner tomorrow is that we'll be having sewer rats cooked on the barbecue with a drop of feces on the side.
EMILY: JACK!
JACK: Relax sis, I'm only kidding.
He is such a teaser and a comedian, he always makes me laugh. after I get my breakfast, walk down the stairs of my appartment and then get on the bus for Providence High School, I'm in my second year, I have been on of the most likable students at Providence High, I have been a top student for cooking, archery, history and drama. I also enjoy making video blogs about myself and throughout my life sometimes when I feel like doing it, each time I make one, I would post them on youtube. My life was good, but today, things are about to change,
I was in the back seat on the driver side of a Mercedes sedan, I was sitting back listening to "Weenie and the Butt."
BUTT: This is "Weenie and the Butt" live, at Quahog's new Hotel, penthouse restaurant on 97.1.
CHORUS: WQHG, 97.1
BUTT: And that was "Material Girl" by Madonna. So what do we have coming up Weenie?
WEENIE: Well, Quahog's stand up comedian Styler Bootsy is will preform a live stand up act tonight at this restaurant. Oh, but it looks like everyone's leaving.
BUTT: Already? But they haven't got their authentic meal yet.
WEENIE: Excuse me, but why are you leaving? Didn't you know you haven't eaten yet?
HOLDEN CAULFIELD: Well, to answer this. Why would anyone want to watch Styler Bootsy's performance? Everyone hates him because he's never a funny person because he's nothing but a Phony! A big fat PHONEY!
WEENIE: Ooh, we forgot about his comedic rating, they always tell because, "He no funny!" Butt Slame!
[Cartoon sound effects was then heard.]
We were on our way to Newport when suddenly,
EMILY: OH MY GOD!
I shouted, a car full of drunk prep boys accidentally, crashed at my car, after it happened, I was blacked out for who knows how long I've been out.