Hey, there! Yep, its Potter-lotr Freakout here... And not on the Dragon-Folk! Gosh, I feel stupid for not updating, especially with how many people like it, but I'm having... Difficulties. Suffice to say, I can't find it in myself to write the barrel seen, so... Here I am, with a batch of useless, but fairly entertaining prompt... Challenge... Things.
Number One: Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings
Set in the second generation of Harry Potter, and the beginning of The Two Towers. Albus Potter was just walking through the woods one day, being his usual awkward self... When he freaked out at the sight of a snake and triggered a blast of accidental magic that sent people from Earth to Middle-Earth, and people from Middle-Earth appeared in their place! Bonus points for characters teaming up to prank/scare other characters, or a wizard scaring the crap out of the people from Middle-Earth.
Number Two: Still Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings
All sorts of crazy confusion. It seems that Voldemort has failed in his quest for allies, as the 'Immortal Beings' that he swore he would draw to him turn out to be a little not-so-dark. Around thirty elves leave Malfoy Manor, and, by some luck, are separated and found by the most unlikely of characters. I don't know which elves or which characters, but you have to admit, it has potential. Extra for a friendship between Elladan, Elrohir, Fred and George.
Number Three: What's the title of the chapter?!
Pure, undiluted weirdness. Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Fred comes back to life and turns up on George's doorstep with elf ears and a weird inclination to sing at the strangest times. Trelawney finds another Seer (Galadriel or Elrond) on the castle grounds. Mirkwood elves suddenly inhabit the Forbidden Forest. Hobbits have set up camp in the Hogwarts kitchens with the House-Elves. Hagrid is playing host to a bunch of dwarves. Kreacher and Gollum have a shout-off. A Dumbledore look-a-like is traveling around England, in plain view of the late headmaster's students. The Ministry decides to step in. And, I have to admit, bonus points for a Fred/Tauriel pairing, even though this is Lord of the Rings. It COULD be Hobbit, though...
Number Four: Why are you still asking?!
Not much to it. Somehow, Erestor ends up on Earth, or Percy in Middle-Earth, and BOOM, instant friendship! Just because Middle-Earth can only handle one Erestor and Earth can only handle one Percy Weasley. Bonus points for the twins - either set, depending on the world - making fun of Percy and Erestor. No slash! If it was Fem!Someone or other, then maybe that...
Well, that's it! This is mostly off the top of my head, but I have to admit, it would be cool to see what someone else would do with these prompts... Or maybe not... I'm still traumatized from when someone from school finished my story for me on the computer and turned my friendly dragon and dragon rider into murderous phsycopaths, pushed me off a cliff, and turned me into a Katniss spinoff with a loaded machine gun and grenades... Well, if you want to write one of these prompts, just tell me! Not because I might say no... Actually because I want to read it! There's no way in the world I'd say no to anyone writing any of these! PLEASE, if you like an idea, write it, because I'm too busy to do it, and I doubt I could write it well enough, anyway!