Lights flashed as the radio blasted, trolls of the sort laughing, having fun at a certain juggalo's house, having a blast just chatting it up. A certain purple cad sea-dweller, however, was leaning against one of the various walls, humming a dark melody.
The owner of the house walked over to the sea-dweller and stole the drink in his hands, returning to the couch he was previously in, drinking it.
Eridan whipped out another one from his cape and walked over and slapped Gamzee on the back of the head, making the juggalo choke, and glare up at him. He finished the bottle easily and tossed it a Eridan's face.
HE caught it, easily, and chucked it with wild power square into Gamzee's face.
"Motherfucker." Gamzee growled, flaring at Eridan.
The sea dweller winked. "Not exactly."
Gamzee crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes. "Got any more faygo?" Eridan spun in his cape, revealing he still had more in his many pockets in his cape, but then quickly covered himself up like a movie vampire. Gamzee groaned and facepalmed. "Come on Eribro, just let me have one."
The sea dweller chuckled and twirled away from him. Gamzee stood up and stared toward the spinning troll, going more and more annoyed, especially when the other troll started to twirl faster. The other trolls in the room, shuffled around, trying not to be hit by the faygo filled cape.
Gamzee growled and rushed at the twirler, and grabbed the cape, threatening to rip it. However, he was grabbed by the wrist and was twirled along with Eridan, the cape flying around them.
"Let go!" Gamzee growled. He was released into the wall. Gamzee leaned against the wall heavily, still dizzy before he sat in the floor trying to settle his mind. He growled at the blissfully laughing sea-dweller.
Sollux stared down at Gamzee, his lip curled. "What iiss happening?"
Gamzee pointed at chuckling Eridan. "Faygo."
Eridan giggled as he pointed at the juggalo with one hand and pointed at his mouth with the other. "Slime." He purred. He laughed hysterically and twirled around more, almost tripping over the couch.
Gamzee blinked. "What about slime?"
Eridan gained his balance and grinned. Bright green drool dripped from his mouth.
"Oh motherfuck." Gamzee said sitting up. "You didn't eat all the slime did you?"
Eridan laughed hysterically. "Is that a problem… Bro?" His speech had slowed down to a slir, like that of Gamzee's.
Gamzee groaned and laid back on the floor. "Motherfucking great."
"I sure think it is! So many colors every glubbin where!" Eridan giggled. "So glubbin beautiful!"
"Okay, one. That stuff is mother fucking bad for you; it rots your think pan." Gamzee growled. "Two, it was mine. And three, you're fuckign tripping out bro."
"What's the problem? You drink my faygo allllllll the tiiiiime~" He twirled more, and into an empty room, where other party goers weren't in at all. He twirled around, chuckling.
"But this stuff is different!" Gamzee followed him, trying to convince him.
"So motherfucking wonderful…" Eridan slowed. "I like that phrase… Motherfucker… Motherfucker… Motherfucker… Motherglubber… I like that one." He started to giggle long and hard. He heard the wonderful sound of Gamzee face palming angrily. "What's wrong… mother glubber?" Eridan snorted and fell over laughing.
"I just told you bro. It's bad shit, it's my shit, and you're tripping out."
Eridan toggled his head a little, mocking Gamzee. "It's wonderful shit, I don't care if it's yours, and I'm having a motherglubbing BLAST!"
"But I need that shit!" Gamzee frowned.
"The people are so friendly~ hehehe, so kind… So helpful… They make me happy…" Eridan slowed his twirling again.
Gamzee stood and started to walk toward the couch before he paused. "What people?"
"Sort of scary sounding, but so nice~" Eridan purred.
Gamzee's eyes widened, and he turned around and stared at Eridan.
"Don't you hear them?"
Gamzee wouldn't find words.
Eridan laughed heavily again. "If only you could hear what they are saying! Such funny shit!"
Gamzee shook his head. "I don't want to know bro."
"'Kill them' and what not," Eridan continued. "Killing. What even is?" He laughed.
Gamzee stared at his feed. "No no no no no no… Bro, this is bad…"
"Maaaan… This stuff is wonderful… SO many happy happy people saying funny shit… Glub, glub."
Gamzee stared at the floor, searching his mind, trying to figure out a way to fix him. Suddenly, a bright bottle fell out of Eridans cape. Inside was a large amount of slime. Thank goodness. Gamzee flew toward the bottle and stached it up. He knew only ONE WAY to help Eridan. He must become sober and bring the Mirthful Missiah's to him, away from Eridan. Gamzee sat down on the floor and sighed heavily.
"Heh…" Eridan stopped spinning and stood in the middle of the room. "Wow… They are really good at arguing… So… Convincing…" His purple eyes flickered. "So… Very convincing… High bloods… Low bloods… Such a difference between them…" He glanced at Gamzee, who had shut his eyes tightly and was covering his ears. "Hey Gam… Did you know I'm a higher blood than you? These friends… Seem to really like that."
Gamzee tried not to listen. He tried to ignore him. But the sea dweller continued. "Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple~ Mhahaha…. Rainbows. So motherfucking pretty."
Eridan stopped spinning and stared at a wall. He leaned against it heavily, his eyes wide and his lips curled into a wild smile.
"Eribro, don't mother fucking listen to them…" Gamzee pleaded.
"I always wanted to kill the land dwellers…" Eridan continued. "Ruining my and Fef's beautiful sea…"
Gamzee stared at Eridan with wide, frightened eyes.
"Now… I might be able to." Eridan blacked out.
A little taste of what is to come in later chapters. Hope you enjoy and keep reading ;D
