A/N: This was an idea that I got from an awesome comic! http:/ /sashimigirl92. /art/ fmab-spoilers- Al-loves-cats-258037052
(Just get rid of all the spaces)
The comic was done by sashimigirl92 on deviant art. (Read the rest of her comics too. Their freakin awesome!
This is a collection of letters going back and forth from Ed and Al. Contains EdWin and AlMei. Maybe Royai later on.
This continues after the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood anime.
Dear Brother,
I guess this is my first letter to you from Xing. I am doing well, and I've learned some alcahistory too! And there are so many cats here! But then I start to think about all the cats that don't have a home! And how I should have them! Sorry, I'm getting emotional. But it's working out, well and… I'm sorry, I'm thinking about cats again. I really love cats brother; every type of cat! And I want them all in a basket, with bowties, and on a rainbow and… I WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM! BUT THAT'S CRAZY, I CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT! Wait, Mei found another cat! I gotta go, I'll write soon!
Sincerely,
Alphonse Elric
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Al,
What the hell? Quit talking about stupid cats. It's not like they can use alchemy or anything. Besides, they drink that evil substance… MILK! IT'S EVIL, AL, EVIL! Um, so I just left Risembool and I'm at the train station waiting for a train to take me further west. I haven't really learned anything except that Winry's really cute when she blushes. And Al, here's some brotherly advice: don't cry over kittens. It's stupid and unmanly. My train's here, I gotta go. Take care of yourself.
Your big brother,
Edward Elric
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Brother!
Don't insult cats! They are sweet loving creatures! Anyway brother, you should learn how to cross words out better. So you finally admitted to yourself that you love Winry, huh? Hm, maybe I should tell her about the next time she calls… And brother, do you know what's unmanly? Your YOUNGER brother is taller than you. I remember Ling asking me why I called you BIG brother. He also said a few other things that I won't include. Well, I have to go feed Ginger, Snuggle, Spot, Claws, Speckle, Fluffy, Pepper, May, Dango, Kitty, Ed 2 (I named one after you! He's yellow and pretty small for his age) and um, all the other cats now. Bye!
Your taller brother,
Alphonse Elric
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Al,
They are mangy little creatures who plot to take over the world. DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING TO WINRY! What kind of brother are you! Besides, if you tell Winry, I'll tell Mei that you like her! Don't deny it! I'M NOT SHORT! YOU'RE ONLY AN INCH TALLER THAN ME AND I'VE PROBABLY GROWN TALLER! And Al, I think you have an unhealthy obsession with cats.
Your BIG brother,
Edward Elric
PS. I've added a letter for Ling. You're still in Xing, right?
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Ling,
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGET SO SHORT THAT HE CAN'T BE SEEN BY DUST MITES? HUH? I BET I'M TALLER THAN YOU NOW!
With lots of hate,
Edward Elric
PS. You still owe me a lot of money. You better pay me back the next time I come to Xing.
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Brother,
Cats are cute and nice. That is the end of that argument. Ed, I think Winry already knows. She told me about what happened at the train station. I think it's nice how you two finally accepted your feelings for each other. Winry's liked you for a long time. Although she said your confession was a bit odd… Haha very funny. I don't have a cat problem! I just want to pet every cat in the world! And hug them! And put bowties on them! I think that's perfectly healthy!
Your Brother,
Alphonse Elric
PS. Guess what! Ed 2(that cat I named after you) doesn't like milk either! No wonder He's so small!
PSS. Oh, and I sent Ling's reply with this. I'll be in Xing for a few months.
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Dear Edward,
Hey ol pal! How's it been? I miss you sooo much! But I have Ed 2 to keep me company, so I'll manage! And I really don't think you've grown that much.
Your old pal,
Ling
PS: What money?
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A/N: Well whatdya think? I know it's really short but the next one will be longer. And the plot will get deeper later on.
Should I continue?
