Kyle's Pov: "Kyle! Kyle! Kyle, WAKE UP!" Sheila yelled.
"What. Its Sunday what's wrong." Kyle said.
"I meant to tell you this a long time ago Kyle, but, you have a twin sister!" Sheila said
I would ask if she's joking, but she never jokes.
"Is she adopted?" I ask.
"No, she was kidnapped after birth." Sheila said.
"What?" I asked, why didn't they tell me?
"You heard me, by the way, you slept through Sunday." Sheila said angrily.
"What! What time is it!" I almost yelled.
"6:30, and your sister won't be going to school untill tomorrow." Sheila said.
"Is she here?" I asked, I had thirty minutes till I had to leave.
"Yes, she's downstairs looking around." Sheila said.
"Okay, I'm going to get ready for school now." I said.
"Oh I forgot to tell you, her name is Kendra." Sheila said, Kendra, sounds close to Kenny.
I got dressed then went downstairs and saw Kendra, I'm not sure we're related. Her name sounds close to Kenny and she looks like Kenny, weird.
"Hi," I say. She screams, kinda like Tweek, she's even holding coffee!
"Are you Kyle?" She asks, shakily.
"Yes, why are you so shakey?" I asked, I probably shouldn't have.
"B-be-because..I-I just am." She says almost crying, I hope she NEVER meets Cartman. But since she's not a ginger, she's lucky.
"Okay, I'm leaving bye Kendra." I say, she screams. I look at the clock, I still have time but I am not going to be stuck with her.
"How do you know my name. Are you a spy, did those gnomes tell you, I saw them with some kid's underwear. They kidnapped me once. Were you informed by the government, are you just in my !" She screams.
"No, I'm not any of those things." I say, just like Tweek, especially the gnomes.
"Oh. Okay bye." She say strangely happy. No not like Tweek, more like Ms. Bipolar.
Stan and Cartman are at the bus stop, and Kenny is 'sick'.
"Hey Stan, fatass." I say.
"Did you here there's a new girl, and she's a JEW! You and her were meant to be Kahl!" Cartman says.
"That's fucking gross! Do you even know who she is!" I yell.
"Kahl, do you have sand in your vagina again?" Cartman says feigning concern.
"No I'm just not in a good fucking mood today!" I yell fiercer than ever.
"Dude, calm down what's wrong?" Stan asks.
I mumble something they can't hear.
"Good Kahl now say it louder, did you lose your Jew gold?" Cartman asks.
I ignore Cartman and say, "The new girl, is.."
"The new girl is who?" Stan says.
"The new girl is my sister!" I say really fast, but not fast enough.
"WHAT! Is she a ginger! Oh. MY. GOD! I BET SHE'S FUCKING UGLY!" Cartman yells.
"Cartman. Please, please, for fuck's sake do not rip on her." I beg, Stan looks at me funny.
"Did. Did you just. Beg? To Cartman?" Stan said.
"Yes Stan I believe he did. So how much wil you pay me?" Cartman said
"...I'm broke...Why else would I beg." I say.
"Guess not, first thing I'm going to to is rip on her for being a ginger." Cartman said.
"Good luck ripping on a blonde girl for being ginger." I said.
"She's. She's blonde?" Cartman and Stan say.
"Yeah, and she looks a lot like Kenny.." I say.
"What's her name I bet it's horrible." Cartman says.
"Her name is Kendra." I say, Stan catches on that she looks like Kenny, has a name simmilar to Kenny's, and I wonder if Cartman gets it.
"Is she a pervert?" Stan asks.
"Actually, she seems along the lines of bipolar and Tweek." I say.