This takes place after the alien's heal their planet. And I've only watched the anime. So neither Berry nor Ringo exists in my stories.
I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew. If I did, Kisshu would be with Ichigo, Pudding and Taruto would be married and everyone could turn into cats. Enjoy!
The aliens were sitting around their dimension and talking how well the Mew Aqua worked. Eventually, the topic about the Mew's came up. "So, what do you think of the Mew's?" Kisshu asked. "I know that little monkey really likes you, Taruto." Taruto's face became a light shade of red. "So what? Just because she likes me doesn't mean I like her!" He squeaked out hurriedly.
"Taruto? Your face is turning red." Kisshu said, trying not to snicker. Taruto turned even redder, and he quickly changed the subject. "What about you? That old hag doesn't even like you. I don't know what you see in her either." He said in a poor attempt to embarrass Kisshu.
"She's not a hag! And I know she doesn't love me, but she doesn't hate me either. Ichigo only has eyes for him." Kisshu said, putting extra stress on the last word.
Pai, who had been sitting quietly all this time, spoke. "If she doesn't like you, then she doesn't like you. You cannot just make her fall for you. And don't even think about going through my lab." He said warningly, noticing the gleam in Kisshu's eye. "Aww, but Pai! Don't act like a robot now, I know you have feelings. And maybe for that fish mew." Kisshu prompted.
Pai turned away and didn't say anything else. Kisshu felt a flicker of annoyance that only he would admit his love, but turned back to Taruto. "What about the rest of the Mews?" he asked Taruto. "The blue one seems to be a daredevil, remember the time she practically flew into that twister?" Taruto nodded. "She also seemed to have a weak spot for the purple mew. She was bonded with a wolf, right?" He said.
Kisshu nodded and his hand unconsciously rubbed his jaw. "That mew also has the personality of a wolf. She almost dislocated my jaw from her punch!" He said sourly, and then mentally slapped himself for reminding Taruto of that.
Ever since Mew Zakuro had pulled him out of his portal and punched his face with the force of a truck, Taruto wouldn't stop teasing him about it. He definitely regretted telling Taruto because now he was repeating "Kish got punched by a girl! Kish got punched by a girl!" in a sing song voice.
"Stop it!" Kisshu yelled, feeling the heat in his face. "It's not like you don't run after those sweet things ever since the monkey gave one to you. I don't think that sweet stuff is good for us anyway."
Taruto pouted. "Candy tastes good! You would know if you ever dared to try one. But you kept screaming about 'pieces of poisonous plastic'. Candy is not made of plastic, and is not poisonous! It tastes amazing!" He yelled in defense of candy.
"That's what you say about anything that furry little ball of energy gives you." Kisshu replied and levitated a bit higher then Taruto, then flipped upside down. Taruto did the same.
"I can flip upside down too."
"I didn't say you couldn't."
"You implied it."
"I didn't, do you even know what implied means, kiddo?"
"Yes I do! And I'm not a 'just a kid', okay, so stop saying that!"
Pai sighed and turned back to his bickering companions. "Will you stop fighting? We've been over this enough, and I thought we were supposed to be checking how well the Mew Aqua affected our land."
"Actually, I was supposed to do it with you. Taruto just decided to tag along."
"No I didn't! You dragged me here!"
"You call attaching yourself to me, begging and giving up a month of candy 'dragging'?"
"… I was hoping you forgot the candy."
"Fat chance. I never forget something that involves you. And that reminds me, you're still not getting dessert tonight."
Pai sighed and turned back to the screen, tuning out his companions bickering. Or tried to. "PAI! KISSHU TOLD ME I'M A RUNT AGAIN!" Taruto screamed into his sensitive ear. Pai jerked backward, hit something random on the keyboard and sent Taruto flying off him. "Ow! Kisshu and Taruto, go elsewhere. I'm actually trying to do what we were sent here to do." They both grumbled and went into the next room.
Kisshu and Taruto floated in the air and argued some more. Their conversation was directed back to the Mews. "I'm not a runt!" said Taruto, jumping up in anger. "My kitten says otherwise." Kisshu replied.
"All you can think about is that old hag!"
"So? All you think about is that yellow monkey and her poisonous pieces of plastic."
"Candy is yummy, you'd know if you ever dared to try it! You're just too afraid! The great hero is scared of candy!"
Kisshu changed the subject after a moment of silence. "If I fell for Koneko-chan, and you fell for the monkey-" Taruto snorted at that part and turned away, "Then do you think Pai fell for the fish?" Their eyes both lit up at the same time. "Time to start 'Operation Fish-Pie!" Taruto said. Kisshu frowned.
"Operation Fish-Pie? "
"You got a better name?"
"… No"
"Let Operation Fish-Pie begin!"
Lol, and I end it here. I'm going to be surprised if anyone reads this. This is also my first attempt of writing a TMM story. If you are reading this, please review!
I may add a second chapter, where Kish and Taruto carry out 'Operation Fish-Pie', Kish eats a bag of candy and a ton of other crazy stuff that cross my mind will be in! Hopefully, till next time! Mew Shadowfang, out.