Harry Potter Goes To Cedar Point
Chapter One- Sakura and Kanpeki's endeavors to plan an excursion to Cedar Point
This is the first combined work of Washu, Queen of the Pans and Vesta, Folder of Fitted Sheets. If any of this sounds far too insane for words, consider that Washu just consumed 3 caffeine-enriched sodas and Vesta is insanely angry at her younger sister the Wildebeest. If you have limited knowledge of imposing speech, beware.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and any other character from the Harry Potter books belong to J.K Rowling. Sakura and Kanpeki are property of Washu and Vesta and are parodies of us. Cedar Point belongs to the guy who built it. The Technicolor Dreamhat belongs to Washu's brother, the fig. That is all.
It was the end of another year at Hogwarts, in which Hufflepuff had won the House Championship. The trees were green, the air was sweet, and somewhere in Australia oil was spilling into a coral reef.
Sakura was displeased.
You see, Sakura did not care to venture back to her residence in the States. Kanpeki wasn't much fond of the idea either. They had been born in Japan, but had moved to Twin Oaks, Ohio because of their parent's jobs. But that's irrelevant now isn't it.
Harry wasn't much keen on returning to the Dursleys. No further explanation is needed.
Hermione, Kanpeki, and Sakura had returned to their dormitory to pack. Kanpeki was complaining, as was her usual custom.
"I don't wanna go home," she whined. "Mum and Dad are making me go to Cedar Point with them again. It sucks without your friends..."
"Ping!" exclaimed Sakura.
"Thinking of Ann, were you," asked Kanpeki bemusedly.
"No," Sakura scoffed. "I was thinking... why don't we all go to Cedar Point? Wouldn't that be awesome?"
"Indeed!" cried Kanpeki. "Hey Hermione, wanna go to Cedar Point with us?"
"What's Cedar Point," asked Hermione, only half-listening.
"It's this coolest thing! It's an amusement park in Ohio with the most roller coasters in, like, the world and other fun stuff and I'm NOT going on Millennium Force," said Kanpeki in one breath. She could have continued, had Hermione not interrupted.
"That does sound like fun," said Hermione. "But how'd we get the money? You know about Ron's... financial situation."
"We'll figure that out later," said Sakura dismissively.
Sakura and Kanpeki burst into the boys' dormitory much to the dismay of Neville, who was without proper trousers; he was wearing boxers with Yorkshire terriers all over them. Sakura and Kanpeki tried to explain the situation, but as they were talking at the same time, it came out rather garbled. After numerous attempts, they got all the information correct and Harry agreed to go. Ron, however, was not as easy to persuade.
Ron went scarlet and muttered something about his mum not letting him go. But Sakura and Kanpeki were not idiots, and saw right through this excuse.
"We're not stupid Ron, we'll pay for you," said Kanpeki, rolling her eyes. "Really, Ron, it's not a problem." Ron argued with them for a while, but finally gave in as he really wanted to go.
The girls jumped on Harry's now vacated bed, pumped their fists, and shouted "We're going to Cedar Point!"
Our scene closes with the girls standing triumphantly on the bed and Harry and Ron keeled over on the floor with anime-style sweatdrops...
Sooo... you like? Let me tell you, the second chapter is a lot funnier. But I probably won't post it unless I get lots of feedback. So please review if you want to see the rest of the story! Pleeease?
My arm is tiring. I will shoo.
Chapter One- Sakura and Kanpeki's endeavors to plan an excursion to Cedar Point
This is the first combined work of Washu, Queen of the Pans and Vesta, Folder of Fitted Sheets. If any of this sounds far too insane for words, consider that Washu just consumed 3 caffeine-enriched sodas and Vesta is insanely angry at her younger sister the Wildebeest. If you have limited knowledge of imposing speech, beware.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and any other character from the Harry Potter books belong to J.K Rowling. Sakura and Kanpeki are property of Washu and Vesta and are parodies of us. Cedar Point belongs to the guy who built it. The Technicolor Dreamhat belongs to Washu's brother, the fig. That is all.
It was the end of another year at Hogwarts, in which Hufflepuff had won the House Championship. The trees were green, the air was sweet, and somewhere in Australia oil was spilling into a coral reef.
Sakura was displeased.
You see, Sakura did not care to venture back to her residence in the States. Kanpeki wasn't much fond of the idea either. They had been born in Japan, but had moved to Twin Oaks, Ohio because of their parent's jobs. But that's irrelevant now isn't it.
Harry wasn't much keen on returning to the Dursleys. No further explanation is needed.
Hermione, Kanpeki, and Sakura had returned to their dormitory to pack. Kanpeki was complaining, as was her usual custom.
"I don't wanna go home," she whined. "Mum and Dad are making me go to Cedar Point with them again. It sucks without your friends..."
"Ping!" exclaimed Sakura.
"Thinking of Ann, were you," asked Kanpeki bemusedly.
"No," Sakura scoffed. "I was thinking... why don't we all go to Cedar Point? Wouldn't that be awesome?"
"Indeed!" cried Kanpeki. "Hey Hermione, wanna go to Cedar Point with us?"
"What's Cedar Point," asked Hermione, only half-listening.
"It's this coolest thing! It's an amusement park in Ohio with the most roller coasters in, like, the world and other fun stuff and I'm NOT going on Millennium Force," said Kanpeki in one breath. She could have continued, had Hermione not interrupted.
"That does sound like fun," said Hermione. "But how'd we get the money? You know about Ron's... financial situation."
"We'll figure that out later," said Sakura dismissively.
Sakura and Kanpeki burst into the boys' dormitory much to the dismay of Neville, who was without proper trousers; he was wearing boxers with Yorkshire terriers all over them. Sakura and Kanpeki tried to explain the situation, but as they were talking at the same time, it came out rather garbled. After numerous attempts, they got all the information correct and Harry agreed to go. Ron, however, was not as easy to persuade.
Ron went scarlet and muttered something about his mum not letting him go. But Sakura and Kanpeki were not idiots, and saw right through this excuse.
"We're not stupid Ron, we'll pay for you," said Kanpeki, rolling her eyes. "Really, Ron, it's not a problem." Ron argued with them for a while, but finally gave in as he really wanted to go.
The girls jumped on Harry's now vacated bed, pumped their fists, and shouted "We're going to Cedar Point!"
Our scene closes with the girls standing triumphantly on the bed and Harry and Ron keeled over on the floor with anime-style sweatdrops...
Sooo... you like? Let me tell you, the second chapter is a lot funnier. But I probably won't post it unless I get lots of feedback. So please review if you want to see the rest of the story! Pleeease?
My arm is tiring. I will shoo.