Okay, I randomly had this idea while I was riding in the car and it was dark. Don't ask. I get sometimes the best ideas when I'm in the most randomest situations.

Warning: OOCness, Yoai, Fluff, and maybeeeeee…some smut (but that's unsure of at the moment).

Pairing: Shizaya (xD), uhh…mentions of MikadoxAnri, ShinraxCelty, and Kidax(whatever that chick's name is).

Okay, as you have seen above and in the summery, this is a Shizaya fanfic. However, many couples are mentioned and shown because, unlike most Shizaya fics, this one involves majority of the cast.

Well, without further ado, on with the fic~!

Izaya's POV

Darkness. That's all that I see. Darkness all around me. I can't seem to escape it.

Pain. That's all I can feel. It reaches all across my body. I can't escape that either.

Damn… I'm screwed over. I can't move, I can't see. The only thing I hear is the sound of the rain against the concrete ground where my face is smashed in.

How did I end up in this situation you may ask, well, it's a rather simple story. Someone emailed me and requested information on a simple subject; the rival gangs in the area. So, I agreed to meet the subject so I can collect my payment and give them the information they desired.

I followed my same precaution as usual; met in an alley on they far side of Shinjuku, had my flick blade, and did not let my guard down. When I was walking my way up to meet the client, I heard footsteps behind me. I made no move to counter or show them I heard their rather loud steps.

Once I had entered the alleyway, I saw the subject. He was about in his teens, and he had a mischievous smirk on his face. And the next thing I knew, I had a chloroform mask over my mouth, and I was out of consciousness.

Weak, am I right? They can't handle me when I'm in full health, so they have to knock me out to do anything. Then again… I'm also not known to play fairly.

Well, that brings me back to where I am now. With the chloroform finally fading out of my system completely, I can feel all the damage. Probably a few broken bones, scratches here and there. Normally, I would be able to walk this off, and head to Shinra's. But, when all this pain rushes back to you at once, its hard to subside the pain.

Hmm… Maybe if I can reach my phone, I can text Celty to bring me to Shinra's. It's much more efficient than having to walk.

I moved my arm, wincing as I feel the pain spread at the movement. Great, now I know I have some parts of arm broken. Those bastards. There going to…

Wait…

I feel all around my pockets. No phone. I quickly glace around the dark alley, squinting to try and get a better look. No phone.

Normally, I wouldn't give a damn about it, considering I have three other phones. But…not this time.

That phone had my more important contacts… Wait a minute…

That's why those goons choose me…

They knew that if they gave me a simple job, I wouldn't be as guarded. I wouldn't be so wary.

That phone…

It held the contacts of the underground debt collector, the strongest of Ikebukero, the underground doctor, the headless rider, Saika herself, and the leaders of the Yellow Scarves, and the Dollars...and of course... the Yakuza members, Shiki and all.

The phone... It's the link to the entire underground world... just like I am...

…Shit!

Well, what ya think? Intenseness? Sorry this is a bit short, but its just the Teaser, really. I just wanted to give guys just a preview of how this fic would go.

I'm at the hospital right now, so I have to go. Also, no one kill me for the late updates on my FMA fic. I don't have time to update it now… sorry! ;~;

R&&&R! Love you guys~!