Chapter 1: Strange Ways
Bella POV
"Emmett, put me down now! You'll ruin my dress," I yelled in a shrill voice right into his ear.
" Yeesh Bells, I can hear you, you don't have to shout. Why are you even wearing this? Isn't your wedding, like, a week away? In a hurry I see," he quirked his eyebrow tauntingly, while setting me back on my feet.
"You. Out. Now," Alice commanded from the doorway of her bedroom.
"Yes ma'm," Emmie said slouching out the room sadly, the look on his face as so pathetic I couldn't help the tiny giggle that escaped my lips.
Alice shot me a glare before continuing her commands," Okay so now we know it fits, take it off. Wouldn't want to ruin it now would we," her voice was unattached but I still heard the hint of mockery in it.
"Okay?" I respond not sure how to react to her attitude.
After awhile I find myself wondering into the living room only to see Alice staring at the phone on the love seat in a very revealing white tank and green silk boy shorts.
"When is Edward coming home? I miss him," I peeped, slightly put off by the awkward silence between Alice and I.
"I don't know!" Alice snapped as Jasper came into the room.
He simply looked between Alice and I, lingering on my exposed skin which naturally stained my cheeks and chest a warm red.
Quickly, so quickly I almost missed it, he turned and zoomed up the stairs without a word. Weird.
As soon as he left he came back with a worn, old looking army jacket in one hand and a bag of twizzlers in the other hand.
I looked at him then to the twizzlers pointedly, and he just shrugged while smirking as he put them down and directed me to stand up silently. He gingerly helped me into the jacket with a warm smile.
I turned to give him a quick peck on his cheek, only to receive a growl from the corner of the room where Alice sat a split second before Jasper was swooped away and a door slammed upstairs.
I just shrugged it off and went to watch the '70's Show' marathon while nibbling on my twizzlers and cuddling into Jaspers jacket, when the screaming started.
"Jasper! Oh My… God yes! My love!" Alices piercing voice wail ricocheted off the walls. For the strangest reason I felt as if she was forcing the whole thing. And not the way you do in…. That … situation.
All well.
Finally after two hours of screaming, bangng, and the viewing of what I assume donna nagging eric about, I fall into a nice, dreamless sleep only to stir when I elt two strong arms carry me to my room and the briefest flash of blonde hair.
So what do you think? It gets lots more interesting soon, but im tired and its about 3 am so don't hate me. In fact you should send me reviews to pay for my rough work.;/
*glares intimidating* !Nah-Na!