Hey, so in this, I'm known as Ann, okay? That's not my name, because I'm one for my privacy. So the basic idea is there's a troublemaker who's Yuki's friend. It's like the joker-version-of-me, K? I'm not thirteen, and my birthday is not May 5.

Chapter 1

"BUT DAD!" I pout.

"No buts Ann!" Dad sighs. "You need education!"

"BUT AT CROSS ACADEMY? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SEND ME TO…HIS DOMAIN?"

"You're brother is not evil, for the last time!" Mom groans.

"Yes he is!" I pout. "I don't care, I'm NOT going!"

"But Yuki Cross is attending there!" my younger brother, Al, whines.

I sigh and turn to him, my shoulder length brown hair ruffling. "Look, Allie, just because you like Yuki-san, does not mean I like Yuki-san. That would mean I'm Lesbian, gay, whatever, which I'm not."

"Sexist," he mutters.

"As long as I'm not screwing with women, I'm perfectly fine being called a sexist."

"Excuse me, but where did he learn that word?" Dad raises a brow.

"China," I blurt.

Mom sighs. "Look, can't you and your brother just get along?"

"The day we get along is the day Kaien Cross grows a male brain."

"Ann!" Mom gasps.

"What? It's true!"

The door knocks and I roll my eyes. "Be back never." The door opens to my brother, which I'm sad to say, is Richard Siam, like me, Ann Siam. I roll my eyes and try to storm up the steps, but I freeze once I see familiar suitcases in his hands, my suitcases. "OH WHAT THE F*CKING CR*P?"

"ANN!" Dad groans.

"WHAT?" I slam my head repetitively on the white railing on the stairs. "IT'S…NOT…FAIR!"

Richard sighs and grabs me by the neckline, which I start spraying Holy Water in his face. He shuts his eyes and sighs. This is the monthly hiding drill. Yeah, so I said hiding. He drags me out, kicking and screaming, and a long black car is waiting for us. I stop spraying the Holy Water and glare. He knows I'm in a P*SSED mood. He opens the door and lifts me in, dumping my luggage on my lap. I widen my eyes. The only sound is the 'OOMPH' I let out with all the luggage force. What did he pack my room? Ugh…it P*SSES me off that he's seventeen and I'm thirteen, and STUCK THAT WAY. Trust me, I learned that because I was supposed to turn fourteen a week ago; nada. I look to my left to a brunette vampire, pale, mahogany eyed, and tall. I blink.

"Who the He** are you?" I ask.

Richard enters into the passenger seat and smiles back at me. "Now, Ann, you better not speak rudely in front of Mr. Kuran!"

I blink. "Is He** considered rude?"

He sighs, precipitation forming along the sides of his face. "It is in a way."

I turn to 'Kuran'. "Nice to meet you, I hope you go to He**!"

"ANN!"

I smile at him. "Saying it as a placed isn't bad."

He duct tapes my mouth for the rest of the ride.

Moral of the chapter: Don't curse in front of Mr. Reads a lot and brother (I love him as a brother, but I pretend not to in front of my parents because they carry a camera EVERYWHERE).