How to annoy L Lawliet
0. Sing the lollipop song every time he enters the room
1. Give him sleeping medicine (or sneak it into his cake)
2. Give him a lecture about graffiti and tell him not to draw on tables. Then make him apologize to the hotel manager
him B+L=BL (Boys love, can also be used to annoy beyond birthday)
4. Tell him DNA results have proved Near is his child.
5. Or tell him that Near is a clone of him that went wrong.
6. Unleash the fangirls on him.
7. Ask him if he misses Beyond Birthday
8. Ask if he is a vegetarian vampire like count D.
9. Ask to borrow his hair gel
10. When he says he doesn't use hair gel, get shampoo and explain in a patronizing voice that it is to keep your hair clean and all the steps of how to use it.
11. Ask him annoying questions about when he was handcuffed to Light, such as "How the heck did you get your shirts off?" and "Did you shower together? This inspires a GREAT yaoi fic!"
12. Point out that L or Elle is a
girl's name.
13. Ask if panda wants some bamboo.
14. Try to hand feed "Panda" bamboo
15. Call him Elly
16. Tell him that spinning around in a spiny chair and eating might cause choking. (like he does in the opening theme for season 2)
17. Ask how often he changes his cloths.
18. Ask his real name. Over and over again.
19. Ask about his fear of shinigami's. Then introduce him to Grell Sutcliff
20. Accuse him of being a daemon, because he never sleeps and then run around screaming that L is gonna nom your soul