Based off of a discussion in my AP US History Class…
SETTING: COLONIAL AMERICA
"Look, frog-face, I just want to get more land!"
"Oh? And why would you need it sourcils? So that you could destroy more of my people and my empire?"
"YOUR empire? This is my turf, Francy-pants and I will protect it with my life!"
"Yes, because your life is on the line here. If you let me continue to invade Prussia (-and his vital regions cough-), I will let you take more land."
"No way!" (We all know that England just wanted to kick France in the balls… just once)
"Well, I'm not giving any of my land. Why don't you go to Spain."
"I was more interested in Florida, anyways!"
SETTING: PRESENT DAY
"Wow, Artie, is that really true? You were interested in Florida?"
"Haha, very funny, America. And don't call me Artie!"
"Sure, whatevs. Hey! Are you still interested in Florida?" (waggling his eyebrows)
"N-no! Why would I ever be interested in your lower regions!"
"I dunno. You. Tell. Me." (eccentuated by every step he took closer to the Brit.)
"Uh… I-I-I…ummm"
"Those aren't sufficient answers, Arthur" (finally using his real name)
And then there was smut…