Hey, how's it goin' guys? This is a story that was cowritten with Kinkatia.
Afterall, we both can provide a little humor to a story so we decided to
work together. We hope you'll enjoy this! Our first victim-er-I mean star
is Jaken from Inuyasha! Hope you like it!
Lesson 1: How to Kill Jaken
Step 1: Go to Naraku and ask him to transform into Lord Sesshomaru. If
he refuses at first, use blackmail. Such as a picture from a New Years
Party where he got so drunk that he went into Kagome's closet and put
on her school uniform. Threaten to show it to everyone and he'll gladly
oblige!
Step 2: Tell Naraku as Lord Sesshomaru to command Jaken to find some
stupid item that's never been heard of like a poisonous bunny rabbit. Jaken
may question at first, but once Naraku gives him that cold stare he'll do it.
Step 3: While in his search, train a monkey named Kie (Kinkatia's Inner
Evil) to steal the Staff of Two Heads. It won't take long since Kie is very
obidient, as long as you don't give her any nuclear bananas. Then there
will be trouble. Also, be careful because Kie is a troublemaker and if you
don't keep your eyes on her she'll be gone in no time, causing mischief. It's
better to let a girl handle her because she doesn't get along with boys very
well.
Step 4: Once Kie has stolen the Staff of Two Heads, give her a secret
command to use the staff to shoot several blasts of fire at Jaken until he
is running around in circles, trying to put out the fire.
Step 5: Have Kie lure Jaken with the staff into a huge field of flowers.
At this point, command Kie to discard the staff and leave. Eventually,
Jaken will enter the field, fuming about how he hates flowers and wants
to kill the monkey.
Step 6: Summon a magical flute when Jaken finally grabs the staff and
play the flute. This will summon a huge flower demon. Jaken will try
to blast it at first, but it won't do him any good since the demon has a
magical barrier around it.
Step 7: Tell the demon that imps are really delicious and suggest that he
eat Jaken because they're a rare delicacy. If the demon is unsure just
tell him that Jaken called him a pansy and wuss and that will envoke his
anger.
Step 8: The demon will then devour Jaken in one gulp and be satisfied.
Once he is eaten, if he is still hungry, offer him some honey. Play the
flute once more and the demon will go back to sleep in its comfortable
flower bed.
Step 9: Explain to Lord Sesshomaru why there is a person who looks
exactly like him. If he kills Naraku after finding out his secret then
that's just an added bonus. Announce that Jaken is dead and see Lord
Sesshomaru smile happily for the first time.
Step 10: Throw a big party with everyone from the show of Inuyasha,
celebrating the death of Jaken.
Well, that's how you kill Jaken. Please review, we like to hear from our
readers. Otherwise, you'll make us cry (No, not really. I'm only teasing).
Kinkatia will be writing the next one so until then, later guys!